VicariousE's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Space Shot]

Yup, forced to the agree with other reviewers, damn fine game. No need to make the player speed variable, drops were perfect. Perfect short game, well done guys!

ElanMakesGames responds:

Thanks so much for the review, and I appreciate that you checked out the game.
I actually have an updated/extended version coming out sometime soon, so keep an eye out for that too!

[Pen&Paper Assassin]

Have to admit, in 2017 I gave this game a 3, but have since bumped up the score to 3.5 Wonder who did the BGM? It's a fine loop, perfect for this 20th century game

There is a charm to 'feeling' out the RNG, and keeping mind the variables listed in the gameplay/text/rolls. I've never done dice rolling IRL, for DND or any other game, but this game has a bit of charm in its text. Not bad? At least it knew when to end, and when to give useful skill points. With a bit more IRL/on-paper perception, I feel I could've gotten to the end w/ 3 spare re-rolls

[Super Malio]

Yea, hard to give you more than 3.5 due to arcade level trickiness... though I know lottsa strange folk who can deal with that sorta thing. Guessing you love those old 4 and 8 bit games... and edgy Steam sidescrollers. Fair enough, but I wouldn't mind dying so much if there were some variety to the BGM and dying FVX - retro is good but not embellishing it with 21st 'we smart', it's just gonna seem cheap and samey.

Nice challenge, blame me for not being up to bop n hop spec... had my fill in the 70s and 80s (old man rant, also looking for medals lol)

[Emergency Alert Soundboard]

Dig around, find some moar EAS alerts (new submission plz)... shit, even list them by decade

[Connector: Big Zits Popping Simulator Vibrator Popcorn]

on a bad/unattenuated mouse pad, ree

[Egg Simulator]

Tried this a few times: last bit (0:00 click the pan) doesn't seem to work. Tried the re-tread of this game (toast, I believe) and somehow fared better. Any ideas?

[Friday Night Foreskin]

Meh, but extra 1/2 star for recounting Newgrounds, we're here to fuck around

congratos on underwoof of the week

[Tankmas ADVENTure 2020]

Game still has some issues, but it's being worked on, so here's to hoping for the best!

[LAWN MOWING DISCS]

This game gave me a PTSD brick to the head. My Pop used to use old tractors and machinery for farming and excavation work, it's a damn miracle I made it to puberty. And what do I get for my narrow escapes? A game that brings it all back in the 21st century reeeeeee

Well balanced and simple, but lacking other horrors and levels, awesome job for a game jam tho, gg

[Newgrounds Arcade]

It's coming along nicely! Would suggest increasing the font size on dropdown menus, arrow buttons and in other places. The number in the Chat button seems to add rather than refresh the actual number of ppl in chat.

Also, dedicate a news post to the change log entries, and add that posts link to the author description on the submission page, to cut down on clutter.

larrynachos responds:

The chat button gives notifications for new messages, not players online. I will work on the css for dropdowns and whatnot. The news post changelog is a good idea, I noticed I was already running low on characters 😅

Thanks for the review! I'm gonna work hard to get at least another half star from ya :3