VicariousE's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Egorapture]

Successful on all relevant review subjects. 'Tis an Egoraptor roast of Gaussian proportions. Whhaat is up with the scrolling zero reviews in the background of the credits?! Fascinating.

[The Canned Ham]

Whoa, good as in very very

Hard to review, as it was classically produced and executed... a professional job with a good lil script and perfect audio. Tried the Familypants website to no avail.. hope more's on the way!

Familypants responds:

what happend to the website? eh... stay here... I'll be posting the good stuf here anyway!

[LL - RSS Wants Flash]

Programmers program pain into every box

I had really hoped art software would improve.... fffphyea. MSI? Which song?

morcov responds:

Yes. Flash can be a dick.

MSI - You'll Rebel To Anything

[Shipwrecked -BmK]

Brilliantly executed...

...literally. You haven't made many Flashes in your time here, but all of them are noteworthy. Simple and sweet, this work mirrors the music quite nicely. One star off for listening to NPR and not having the woman poke the head with a stick. I mean, what else is there to do on an island anyway? Another great submission in mah faves. 5/5 9/10.

[Winter in New York]

Nah

Every boring conversation I've ever had starts with, "Some weather we're having..." Besides, what temperature would pamper you properly? 69.75 degrees, give or take a tenth?
Mother nature already put a bullet in her brain-pan, why joke about it? I'm flaming, sure, but if you can't find better topics worth your time, why not check the Forums for cold, starving writers who have something to animate about, instead of just whining about what no one can change?
You're a talented animator and artist, and this piece shows it (even though it was done quickly and lacks color and detail). I'm just saying, you gotta live a little to get good, new ideas that are worth your abilities.

[John & Mark - Episode 1]

Don't tase me bro!

Aside from the simplistic animation, this was good. The stick figure animation half way through was very fluid, and conveyed your meaning well. The pace of the action was excellent, as was the script. This was more than I expected from a 2.5 meg animation.
Obviously 2 stars off for the lack of detail, especially in the beginning. The audio was more or less level; a bit loud, but clear and humorous. Guess it's onto Lady Gaga next, huh? 5/5 8/10

BoomBuster responds:

nope, next will be jonas brothers!

[Biological Balance]

Critters don't know from revenge

Most hunters would've pulled the trigger at least once before getting lasered. Deer = Food, that's what's important. Aside from that...
Very well rendered and executed in a timely manner, the bit works because of the quality. This gets a pass 4/5 8/10.

[Cat Dust]

Epic cat slavery, non-stop action

I've been ragging on about the "supposed" third cat 'toon for a while now, and I am very far from disappointed with this. This flash shows lottsa work and it all pays off. Sorry to have been such a nag in the past but, WOoT all my 5/5 and 10/10 are belong to you! I don't even think you have to be a cat lover to appreciate the maelstrom of gags to love this. I say, good show, old bean!

[Trick and Treat]

If I was an otaku...

This would be 5/5 10/10, but w/ out subtitles to the jaunty little tune, I find I'm out of the loop. The animation itself seems lovingly rendered and well structured as far as watchability. So it's 4/5 and 8/10. It's too damn nice and cute to rate any lower. Noobishness aside, this is a class act.

[The White Star]

I'm with the last guy....

Don't give up on Flash - there are plenty examples of simplicity beating complexity, so make a simple quicky!