VicariousE's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tet]

Nice first (animated) submission, audio sync and loop perfectly timed. Cute too, fine have 5 stars

(edit) current score of 2.34 is valid considering how short the piece is, I'm just a sucker for good frame-by-frame

[The Dark Crystal of Newgrounds]

The low fps towrds the end spooked me out

audio-wise, no tips of the hat to the og version, lots of missed potential there... no fizzjit/comedic pet or female gelfling to gender-counter, np, there is a narrative, with the shelf-life of a fly lol

pls dont tag bowie if there's no bowie here, this more like a salvia vision, but i like it

[NEVER give up, on being gay]

flat. gotta try layering in different sources w/ different cursed codecs, paint a scene, lead a narrative
like leading a rabid goat to town for some misbehaving
don'tcha just love free advice

[Pomni Gets Creampied]

Is there a sub-text I'm missing (past the baby-batter reference)?

Too short, too oblique to rate higher, 'nice on' though

[Eye Doctor ... In 2023]

'Stare at the hot air balloon'... and acknowledge the sparks to the side - I scored l33t on that due to my undiganosed Asperger's/autism thingo, or so the old MDs say, like a damn sheep or frog w that FOV eh? The new jass is the eye-pressure-test(s), if you're even near 50 y/o -contacts aren't pro-rated like tires eh kid

NB handheld poof of air for glaucoma testies, but hope they vary the order of tests, like a half decent video game on game +1... or NG game (poor Newgrounds for its abbreviation). And nah mon, it be LSD to teh eyeballZ. Are you numern 1 or number 2........ 3 or four??? A man has to have a late lunch dammit (still paying the interest on student loan, and whatever else

Anywho, my contacts were stloen, and likely popped its seal due to being in a pickup truck during summer.

4.5/5 u semi-lucky bastard Ohio is the rust belt equivalent of the New Jersey

[Space Station Weird - Episode 0]

Extra star for cleverness, as well as the Newgrounds background when humping the street (wherever the hell that/this is).

NB first submission, GL, carry on and never surrender, never retreat eh

[Working out in 100 degree weather]

@dave would understand said meme

[open me.mp4]

The basis for what you have rendered, could be more specific... but, labels are racist, aren't they? Specificity is key, but not a bad submission.

Xezien responds:

What you mean racist? The video is supposed to be short without any specificity.

[public schools in 2023]

Man, ain't we edgy today?

Layered well... I fucked up w/ Dolan and some others (regarding my ratings), but yea, u did well w this

[The War At Home Teaser 2]

Usually previews/teasers like this are panned, but there is more than enough visual rendering (at the time) and skill in narrative to warrant a 5/5 rating.

Best wishes LewisRoscoe, let's get act 2 underway... even if the final act seems meh