VicariousE's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Poster: Agenda 2012]

Like a stray cat that's been gone for months, then finally returns, thinner, meaner and more desperate for attention then ever before... H. H is for hentai, nya?
If this were a still or an animated gif, my score would be much higher. Just remember, the best laid plains often get V.D. I wish you success in your smutty endeavors.

Sin-sister responds:

Ayah, H for hentai indeed.
An animated gif would be cute, but without smooth movements and music I feel my poster wouldn't have felt adequate to me.
Thanks, Vic :]

[50MG]

Hmm, that must've been adderal (they give amphetamines to little kids?!) Wow, I wish my pancakes had pink icing... guessing the batter didn't sit a few minutes before cooking, either.
A perfect short. Every frame has something to keep the momentum going. The humor was palpable and perfectly contextualized. Also well drawn and shaded... pur kitaeh get no luv! Almost didn't need the cat to get a full five on the review and vote, but ya got it anyway!

jaxxy responds:

Wow, you hit the nail on the head there.
And the kitty gets plenty of love! XD He's my roomie's cat and spoiled rotten. ROTTEN!!!

[San Andreas Fault]

Voice acting was superb. Animation of the characters and the mouth movements were right on the money and the action flowed nicely. The images from the game were a cheap and easy method to get your point across, but, was this a parody? Barely... it seemed a slightly satirical overview of some of the actual plot lines.
This was a good and worthy effort, but ya shoulda stole Madd Dogg's rhyme book, from up in the hills (the comedic element could've replaced some the actual dialog from the game). The game's plot was humorous, so other aspects of the game could've been exploited, to put your brand of writing on this.

EternalRabbit responds:

You're right, it is more of a satire. I'll have to correct that.
As for the plot elements, there were waaayy too many from the game that I wanted to include in the movie. Normally I would have a script, but the voices for this movie were all done ad lib in one recording session, and then I made a storyboard from the audio.
I still gotta work to develop my particular style, but thanks for the input; it's greatly appreciated.

[Nova Snorts fun dip]

Premature ejaculation? Nah, that's cruel. Were you really stabbing yourself with an invisible knife or were you pounding ketchup packets, in the first half? Got to.... focus... harder.
Good frame rate, great voices, and ... well I know the pressures of creative work and obviously this was reverse engineered from an audio outtake. How long did this take to pen?
Fine take three stars, just leave the outtakes for after the main project's done... that'll buy you some time while you're working on something new.

BSTHEDOG responds:

Lol, This isn't me, its some game commentators that were doing this for charity; They just stated that they should be quiet so some dude could possibly animate it. It took me around a sloppy 4-5 hours to create this.

Thanks for the nice review!

[The Paralysed Kitty]

I recommend Rice Pirate's latest anim. on audio recording; the Prat's voice was tinny and echoy. That being said: a fun, well thought out and excuted kitty kicking experience (good choice in cat sfx).
A great first submission, cartoon and effort. Cat's always get a good score, and this one deserves it.

[Nameless Madness Collab]

Epic Flash collab. The only sore spot was a submission w/ out sound (gunfire), but the BG music did quite nicely... it was like a nice sherbert to cleanse the palette for moar madness. BioSolider167's contributions were noted for the use of agent zombies vs a 2 man spec-op team - well done.
A sure-fire 5 star get: subtle and tasteful humor in the midst of the ultraviolence.
I'm glad I stayed up late to review this new submission to the Madness lexicon. Best collab seen in quite a while.

[Punishing ACTA]

Could you update your webpage at least once a week? I just want to know if a man from an agency pays you a visit. Choice in bg music is obvious, it's meant to strike fear into the hearts of the guilty. For a minimum of work, you kept my attention and made a point for those who've seen or read of Guy Fawkes and ACTA. Try and find some Portal music next time. Peace.

SPANGLESNG responds:

1st: i would ..... MAYBE!
2nd i never red Guy Fawkes, but heard of him, but idont fucking care of those, i just released my imagination to the flash player like spitting ink out of my mouth, nevermind if you dont understand.
3rd : nah! i like this one, shut up.
Peace!

[b my valentine]

That scared the f**k out me! I'm glad it's not more scary. It could've been.
It was like cats on crack. Uh, 5 stars for whatever that was and stay away from the Shadling's brain.
Creeptastic.

[Fenada 001]

I've had all three of those things happen to me... but not all at once. Cute, sexy and fun: trademarks of nalem's work. Excellent supporting cast and effort by all. The theme and subject matter might be cliche, but I find it's been reinvented here. These are going to be sweet!

[Kitty Cat From Hell]

Audio was okay. The joke was well meant and your fiance's voice acting carried over half of my vote. Obviously the art was a placeholder of sorts:( One improvement, since the camera angle's static.... a jump cut from when the girl hits the ground, looking up at the cat o' beast. That would've gotten you an extra star - cat's are always a winner, as are dogs, babies and the word "free".