VicariousE's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Eye Doctor ... In 2023]

'Stare at the hot air balloon'... and acknowledge the sparks to the side - I scored l33t on that due to my undiganosed Asperger's/autism thingo, or so the old MDs say, like a damn sheep or frog w that FOV eh? The new jass is the eye-pressure-test(s), if you're even near 50 y/o -contacts aren't pro-rated like tires eh kid

NB handheld poof of air for glaucoma testies, but hope they vary the order of tests, like a half decent video game on game +1... or NG game (poor Newgrounds for its abbreviation). And nah mon, it be LSD to teh eyeballZ. Are you numern 1 or number 2........ 3 or four??? A man has to have a late lunch dammit (still paying the interest on student loan, and whatever else

Anywho, my contacts were stloen, and likely popped its seal due to being in a pickup truck during summer.

4.5/5 u semi-lucky bastard Ohio is the rust belt equivalent of the New Jersey

[Space Station Weird - Episode 0]

Extra star for cleverness, as well as the Newgrounds background when humping the street (wherever the hell that/this is).

NB first submission, GL, carry on and never surrender, never retreat eh

[Working out in 100 degree weather]

@dave would understand said meme

[open me.mp4]

The basis for what you have rendered, could be more specific... but, labels are racist, aren't they? Specificity is key, but not a bad submission.

Xezien responds:

What you mean racist? The video is supposed to be short without any specificity.

[IT IS NOT THE FIRST OF THE MONTH!]

penis finale +1/2 star
plz keep posting

chopmyhandsoff responds:

i plan to

[THIS IS THE WORST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET!]

tryhard

[public schools in 2023]

Man, ain't we edgy today?

Layered well... I fucked up w/ Dolan and some others (regarding my ratings), but yea, u did well w this

[The War At Home Teaser 2]

Usually previews/teasers like this are panned, but there is more than enough visual rendering (at the time) and skill in narrative to warrant a 5/5 rating.

Best wishes LewisRoscoe, let's get act 2 underway... even if the final act seems meh

[Jan - tis what it tis']

i'm currently an alcoholic, so relatable narrative

[YAN SIM ANIMATION!!!!]

1/2 star for 1st animation upload, 2 stars for passability.

nice post-production eyecandy for a single image/frame. seemed audio synched, splatter was decent. welcome to newgrounds, looking forward to moar

idrinkchocolatemilk responds:

Ty :O