VicariousE's Reviews

[Eye Doctor ... In 2023]

'Stare at the hot air balloon'... and acknowledge the sparks to the side - I scored l33t on that due to my undiganosed Asperger's/autism thingo, or so the old MDs say, like a damn sheep or frog w that FOV eh? The new jass is the eye-pressure-test(s), if you're even near 50 y/o -contacts aren't pro-rated like tires eh kid

NB handheld poof of air for glaucoma testies, but hope they vary the order of tests, like a half decent video game on game +1... or NG game (poor Newgrounds for its abbreviation). And nah mon, it be LSD to teh eyeballZ. Are you numern 1 or number 2........ 3 or four??? A man has to have a late lunch dammit (still paying the interest on student loan, and whatever else

Anywho, my contacts were stloen, and likely popped its seal due to being in a pickup truck during summer.

4.5/5 u semi-lucky bastard Ohio is the rust belt equivalent of the New Jersey

[Space Station Weird - Episode 0]

Extra star for cleverness, as well as the Newgrounds background when humping the street (wherever the hell that/this is).

NB first submission, GL, carry on and never surrender, never retreat eh

[Working out in 100 degree weather]

@dave would understand said meme

[Space Shot]

Yup, forced to the agree with other reviewers, damn fine game. No need to make the player speed variable, drops were perfect. Perfect short game, well done guys!

ElanMakesGames responds:

Thanks so much for the review, and I appreciate that you checked out the game.
I actually have an updated/extended version coming out sometime soon, so keep an eye out for that too!

[Pen&Paper Assassin]

Have to admit, in 2017 I gave this game a 3, but have since bumped up the score to 3.5 Wonder who did the BGM? It's a fine loop, perfect for this 20th century game

There is a charm to 'feeling' out the RNG, and keeping mind the variables listed in the gameplay/text/rolls. I've never done dice rolling IRL, for DND or any other game, but this game has a bit of charm in its text. Not bad? At least it knew when to end, and when to give useful skill points. With a bit more IRL/on-paper perception, I feel I could've gotten to the end w/ 3 spare re-rolls

[Super Malio]

Yea, hard to give you more than 3.5 due to arcade level trickiness... though I know lottsa strange folk who can deal with that sorta thing. Guessing you love those old 4 and 8 bit games... and edgy Steam sidescrollers. Fair enough, but I wouldn't mind dying so much if there were some variety to the BGM and dying FVX - retro is good but not embellishing it with 21st 'we smart', it's just gonna seem cheap and samey.

Nice challenge, blame me for not being up to bop n hop spec... had my fill in the 70s and 80s (old man rant, also looking for medals lol)

[It's Time For Bread]

ngl, posted this not long after it posted, got some interesting observations from non-ng cnuts

:) 4.6/5 valid composition, legit narrative in the pacing of the whole piece

[tooslick]

Retro elegant, a nice aside from your usual brilliant compositions
yup

Father-of-Death responds:

thank you! always appreciate your reviews! <3

[Big Red - Rap]

I recall bigred... SoupSquad had some fine members lol

Simple, clear song. Thx for representing those who are past

[is NG money Real???]

Not the best ad-rev scheme... or business NG is associated with. We're a 'mixed-use' site, and adult matter kinda messes a lotta shit up. Takes a lotta algo-points to get to 75usd, running ads is a biggish thing.

[Pyra | Xenoblade Chronicles]

Take care w/ the T n A lines. Also, an absolute pleasure watching you on tiwtch, thanks for the multitasking :)

[Looking pretty]

Thank you for posting your lovely illustrations here!11

This piece shows more realism over some of your other submissions. 5/5. Hm, cheekbone could've used a bit of depth... background cryptic enough to carry the main character ;)

Kapchynskyi responds:

Thank you, I appreciate the comment