Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism
Age 52, Male/Penis
dillgent tryhard
Jeffersonian
homeless/NE USA
Joined on 2/15/01
Posted by VicariousE - April 27th, 2014
What can I say just now? I came, I saw, I met. It's a fantasy in the movies, where the war reporter huddles up against a wall that isn't being shot at, and actually takes the time to write out, what you've plainly just seen on screen.
See in NJ, God willing.
Yeah that is why we need you to eventually make a compilation, so we can see what is in that head of yours, who knows there may be some that could never come out if they never are triggered, and this is that one chance to let them out.
I see that she has captivated you with her womanhood, and is understandable she has the looks, ever tried to talk about themes in common, like what interest her, other than making Alfred into an internet star? watching the stream recorded by CD (which is awesome he is indeed a life saver, because is missed the whole thing) i found a part when she talks about Shadman, the irony of she saying that she doesn't likes his drawings was hilarious, i know that was sarcasm, i bet they are soul mates XD.
I always forget that you are supposed to have Asperger, i never notice that not even if you say that you have it, maybe i have it, maybe everyone does!? anyway, you conveyed the message perfectly, probably the reason i cant relate to it, is because that experience is something outside of what i myself may know, so truly i can only imagine what is like, what it felt like, etc.
Well, I'll do my best on a proper Pico Day report then, pictures as necessary, though I'm gonna have to back to the bakeshop to get the pictures of the cakes I brought, I'm sure the staff won't mind!
Ah, now you're just teasing me! I'm so old, I don't know whether to consider her a daughter or a potential lover! So, I'll just play it cool, and hope she finds happiness...
Yeah.... I guess my username fit better than I'd like, it was my 6th or 7th choice. Don't remember the the previous choices, but I wanted it to largely stick to my given name.
I wonder what they'll put inside the box. There ought to be some pretty cool leftovers from the party I'd wager! This could very well be the best possible moment to win a mystery box haha. I finished watching part one of the recordings earlier. Come to think of it, I actually have no idea what you look like. When do you appear in Cyberdevil's videos? It's not hard to imagine that sitting there watching videos must have been a pretty boring activity compared to the party going on upstairs.
Boogers in the box lol, Luis' broken tumbler. You'll get hooked up proper, I'm sure!
Just meatballs as leftovers, the cake I bought went uber fast at the end, and neither Tom or I got a slice! I came home, and my very empty fridge still smelled of it >:O I'm going back to the bakery anyway, to document what I bought and from where.....
I hope they send me a a broken tumbler that's been glued back together. When I open it, there'll be a boogery cake inside. Oh, and some meatballs. Delightful!
I'm curious to that cake now. I imagine it was something special.
Dunno, lol, you'll have to ask them about the cake. I even paid the taxi driver a 7 dollar tip for not slamming on the brakes. Glad they got there still chilly.
The wait at the hotel was the worst! With the aircon and engine off, the truck cab heated up rather quickly! Luckily the air the boxes and bags were enough of an insulator, and I did have the aircon on, while traveling.
Well then that is perfect man! we already know that you can give vicarious experiences to your readers, now you only have to get down on that book, will this affirmation motivate you?
Haha sorry man, couldn't stop myself XD. But hey! you know what they say, age doesn't matter in love... however you know what they also say, if she is young enough to be your daughter... http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/205/251/hansenlol.jpg
Uh, no... a hefty advance and a signing bonus might motivate me though. I haven't copywritten anything in 25 years :p
Oh cute, you're gonna sic Dateline on me |: I never cared much for entrapment, Gob knows I've seen enough of it in IRC chat, back in the day... I'm sure now there are even better actors out there.
I'm fucking retarded
Sounds like we went to school together...
13 Years Ago, Could You See Yourself Making This Centennial Post From The Very Own Headquarters Of Our Beloved NewGrounds. This Is Truly Quite The Astoundingly Provocative & Poetic Occurrence.
I don't even think we had blog space back then, just a page of stats and ways to do up our icon and sig!
Nah, actually, it never crossed my mind, especially 13 years ago, when Tom was moving from apartment to apartment... nice guy, but I couldn't see myself hangin out in some recent graduates flat.
Ha wow, you took quite a risk with that cake. How big was it, and what flavor? Did it have like this big NG logo on it or something?
2 cakes were over 5 pounds apiece (the strawberry choc/vanilla cream), the other 2 chocolate layer cakes weren't as big or heavy, but still exceptionally posh.... I'll circle the ones I bought, after I snap a shot of the cake counter. Next year, Tom gets his own caek |:
An advance? sure we can kick-start something haha. Oh i what was/is copywritten? i think you already mentioned that before but i forgot, bad memory.
Wait what? we cant have that Mr Vicarious! why don't you take a seat over there? haha.
Sometimes publishers will advance a portion of potential future royalty proceeds, in sports terms, a petit singing bonus, but some established writers can swing a bonus too. Just a verb for copyrighting a written work.. whoops, I misspelled...
I doubt I'd sign a release (do they need one, or had my country gone totally to hell?), but if I did, I'd prefer all my rights read to me at the start... while handcuffed :| I could never stand plastic newreaders passing judgement.... that's why I come here, and let ppl younger and less experienced pass judgement on me, funnier that way.
So we it seems we will have to make a fundraiser just to pay you that advance dough.
I think that it doesn't matter how old you are, or where you are, and what you do, once you have to sit over there, pretty much anyone is able to pass judgement on you XD.
Mmm, and as soon as I log off here, some of that advance will go towards http://doublemaximus.newgrounds.com/
Ha yeah, but as I was reminded at my last job, "Judge not, lest ye be judged.", which makes voting in the Portal an interesting experience, since I used to produce video skits, not unlike the movies here....
Am i a horryble person, if the first thing that came to my head when i read her blog was that meme of game of thrones? http://cdn.niketalk.com/2/21/21ece9bf_31146159.jpeg
Ah if i remember right that whole quote goes something like "Judge not, lest ye be judged... except if thee be set over there"
She looked very happy and well adjusted this year, things are going her way, and the party was a real shot in the arm... for all of us.
Yeah, but I'm sitting over there! Oh well, there's no voting/rating for blogs anyway...
Was cool getting to meet you in the flesh! Hope all goes well for you back at home. The cakes were fantastic! :)
Oh, my pre-shrunk, winter bloated flesh, you mean, thanks! Glad you had some Jersey cake, it went fast towards the end. Tom chucked the last piece, thinking that bag in the fridge was the last cake, when it twas someone's leftover dinner |: The Krispy Tank had reactive armor, so no cutting that beast...
It was a pleasure to see you and your husband... I had a house full of Californians late last year, so forgive me if I seemed a bit jumpy :) The farm auction turned into a light looting, and they split just before the snow machine went into overdrive (took a week to clean the house). Ton of mechanical work still to do, like it's union maintained stuff....
You want this cake?
I want it.
You want this cake?
I want it.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/539314
That IS quite apt, thank you! I still gotta go back to cakeland...
Oh good to hear that.
Wait what? Mr vicarious don't say that, i know there is an age difference, but with she being 20, you can't really be a child molestor O_o.
C'mon, she half my age, that's crazy talk.
...,but what does that make a 20 year old male with a 42 year old MILF? Other than a complete baller, of course
IDK man, I was 7 when a certain HS salutatorian took her babysitting chores a bit too far....
Cakeland. That sounds like a wonderful magical place full of... Well, cakes. By the way, I saw this video earlier. Is that your cake at 7:40?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/638589
Again, I feel I should say how I love the way you describe all of the people you meet. Your graceful wordings really bring these people alive in all their glory. It always makes me wonder what you would write about me. I would go as far as to say that being in your stories is somewhat of a privilege.
There were two cakes to the right of the Tankman RiceKrispies treat, that were sloppily cut, but as I always say, it all comes out looking the same or worse.
It takes forever to know ppl online, but adding that info to a real life meeting sure helps me pass written judgement a bit easier.
A 20 year old male with a 42 year old Milf... inst that your average motherf*cker? haha.
Myself, I'd be a bit leery about bedding a mother... not having kids of my own, and all. You're only as good or as old as your experiences.
I met a couple of online people in real life, so yeah. I know what you mean :)
Last time I met Stamper and Rice-Pirate, they seemed like they weren't having a good time, but this trip around, they were both a lot more relaxed and approachable.
I myself would never be able to do a Milf, i would feel awful knowing that i went and fucked someone else mom...
I guess that's one of the reasons why religion likes marriage for life...
oops, i didnt know about that- sorry to invoke traumatic memories of the distant past. But surely I do not need to point out the huge disparity in mentalities between a 20 year old and a 7 year old...or do you believe that 20 year olds aren't mature enough to make decisions, regardless?
and I didn't literally mean a mother- MILF is just a blanket term describing attractive older women (30+). Though I don't see why anyone would feel awful about getting with one, granted she was single...
It's okay, it could've been worse I suppose, I was rather mature for my age, despite not having pubes at the time. The worst was when her sister found out and got my older brother involved, then I had to lie to cover, what they stirred up.
Oh, I thought Cougar covered older women in general. At least there's chicks my age who look ten years younger and all...
Whirlguy
Hey man that's really cool! I followed the chat back when the streaming first started but then suddenly: Internet problems... Because of the latency I could barely follow anything that happened, so I checked in later. There were several hosts when I got back on. Emily-youcis got on from time to time. Then there was Fungasm with his girlfriend, and Funy-mony who was being a fantastic host. He dragged in Jaxxy and Tomamoto for short little interviews. Oh, and sequenced was hosting too. Also Goryblizard got on a couple of times. I remember seeing digsBot, and a few other animators but sadly I forgot which animators they were. Traffic was pretty slow in front of the cam. I decided to quit around 5 AM, despite already feeling tired from the annual Dutch Kingsday event - it must have been about 11 PM over there. I loved every second of it, but I'm a bit disappointed that there wasn't a wider range of users on screen. I heard many people were upstairs.
I'm glad I found these links to Cyberdevil's recordings. CD, if you're reading this, you're a life saver! ;)
VicariousE
Yeah, I heard you mention that to Cyberdevil.... looks like you're both going to come away with some goodies, you, even more so, if Tom gets to putting your mystery box together and shipping it out, again, congrats!
I'm glad the folks on camera were so well received, but to me, it looked like a boring as paint drying production. And yeah, there were campers upstairs, even Tom... it was hot up there :| Roof was sweet, but the climb up was a bit much, campers up there as well :)
Yup CD really did pull through for all of us who were: away from the computer, at the party, or cursed with bad streaming. Gotta clue Viper in on the links...