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Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism

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oops, i didnt know about that- sorry to invoke traumatic memories of the distant past. But surely I do not need to point out the huge disparity in mentalities between a 20 year old and a 7 year old...or do you believe that 20 year olds aren't mature enough to make decisions, regardless?

and I didn't literally mean a mother- MILF is just a blanket term describing attractive older women (30+). Though I don't see why anyone would feel awful about getting with one, granted she was single...

It's okay, it could've been worse I suppose, I was rather mature for my age, despite not having pubes at the time. The worst was when her sister found out and got my older brother involved, then I had to lie to cover, what they stirred up.

Oh, I thought Cougar covered older women in general. At least there's chicks my age who look ten years younger and all...

in society, the general opinion (including my own) is that it's creepy for an older man to date a younger women, yet it's perfectly acceptable even "cute" maybe for an older woman to date a younger man. Ironically, it's much more common to see a couple of the former lol

Yup, though it probably isn't that taboo in places like Brazil, but you're right, it's a double standard of sorts. It's just unfair that women and men mature differently, different ages for sexual peaks and all.

No no Mr @S3C attractive older women (30+) are known as cougars not Milfs, get your sex slang right XD.
Pff older people with younger people is creepy regardless of sex, but i guess some just like dose octogenarian flabby wabblies... goddammit S3C that is not cute at all!

Marriage for life? haha, yeah tell that to my parents XD.

Yeah, that's the thing... who wants to get married or into a LTR, when there's a good possibility of one of the two prematurely checking out? My days are certainly numbered....

Didn't know which one of your newspost to thank you in but I guess i'll do it here, thanks again vicarious! I wont screw it up again, I rarely post on the forums anymore maybe I'll post a bit more idk...... and thanks @bumfodder too

<3<3

Oh that's okay, we know you're a good sort, just don't let the poop-speakers get you down!

WTF Doomroar? Octogenarian (sick word choice dude) flabby wabblies clearly wouldn't classify under MILF....that would be GILF....which is a whole 'nother ballgame.

What's weird and somewhat expected, is that retirement homes have seen a surge in STD's lately... guess it's really boring at these places, and they sometimes bring in unclean 'company'. Gross.

LOL! I actually heard something similar occurring in psychiatric wards. Why do you know that anyway

Either read it or heard it over the radio a while back... bluh 'sexy seniors', don't too sound too sexy....
It happened at the juvenile detention facility near me... they thought they could split the campus to house girls and boys, of course, the boys found a way in to their cottages... idiotic administration, as always.

Yeah, yeah, you are rigth Mr @S3C but it can't be a Gilf if her daughter is not a mother, thus we end having a really really old mom, i refuse to believe there are octogenarians that count as Milfs... hell do Gilfs themselves even exist? probably... if they where teen moms, and now their daughters are also teen moms... what has the world come to? na i bet in old times that was normal.

You are not that old man, i give you another 40 years, so when you are 80 she is 60, and both of you are wasted old anyways XD, probably living together in a retirement home, doing orgies whit other old people, enjoying dem STD's... wait what? how do you even get it up at that age!? and... how is that you 2 are so well informed about that theme? XD hahaha.

Eh, they got Viagra for both men and women. Science is outpacing the human condition...

I think I have presented a huge misconception...milf stands for for mother i'd love to fuck, while gilf universally stands for grandmother i'd loathe to fuck

Yep, I concur
Now, let's move it along, nothing to see here...

How about those Mets? Some weather we've been having.... What were yesterday's lottery numbers? The dog's bleeding green Jello again, when was teh last time you changed its spark plugs?

@S3C Makes sense...

But we humans are still mortal, the human condition seems quite the same...

I think digitized immortality might precede AI... the world contains too many old rich ppl.

Digitized immortality! that would be cool, maybe one day... well that they are extending their life spam doesn't really makes them immortal rich people, just old rich people, is not even longevity.

IDK, check out the flick Freejack (Mick Jagger) and/or Millennium (Kris Kristofferson), both 80's flicks about time travel. In Freejack (spoiler) http://vicariouse.newgrounds.com/news/post/656767 Alex Furlong is taken from his moment of death, to a future, where his body is to be taken over by someone who's dead, and inside a computer. The computer can't hold the consciousness indefinitely, only for a few days.

Dude fuck baseball! the NBA playoffs have been unreal. the weather's just great, not too hot, yet hot enough for chicks to reduce their amount of clothing...yesterday's lottery numbers where 6 17 23 45 66 & 77, i never changed my dog's spark plugs and that's not green jello it's alien semen.

Somehow I feel like we're making conversation in jury duty lol!

That was a great review/resume i will definitively give it a search, however i am not so sure about Millennium, the premise of "A detective searching the cause of an airline accident ends meeting a warrior woman from 1000 years in the future" doesn't really helps much into catching my attention there must be more about that movie, any insight about that one?

Eh, Millennium was a unique sci-fi, even for the 80's. In a way, it's kinda like the 12 Monkeys (Bruce Willis), where the future is so bad, we look to the past for a solution... In Millennium, the solution was similar to Freejack: take ppl from the past (right before death) and send them to an even more distant future, where the human race can start over again.

After all, the future is fatal for humans lol

Yeah, try Freejack first, I'm sure you can find it on YouTube or http://stagevu.com/

That's cool :)
Hey, did you ever get around to uploading those photo's? I'm curious about them.

Noooo. Got halfway through editing them, there's a lot pics and I kinda got to... triage them |:

Where's the photos matey? :D

Down in the hold, skipper. :p
I'll get around to making a post when it's raining out. Gotta get the grass cut, seed put in... spring's a bitch :|

When is a fart useful? XD.

I actually torrented that movie, i just need the time and i will watch it, taking into acount that was good enough to make you write such a detailed mmmh reenacting? of that scene.
Both 12 Monkeys and Freejack seem more interesting than Millennium haha, however this image here is quite intriguing: http://image.tmdb.org/t/p/original/gP98VTcw1MtdMxkWmnGzoBy1obd.jpg it reminds me of Hellraiser.

hey, I heard you have Pico day pics. When are you going to post them??

(don't mind me, just contributing to the cacophony)

After the 3rd request, I kinda figured it was turning into a running joke.
I'd zip and dump the whole thing to be done with it... but I gotta get the size down to something doable....

How much HD space are you willing to sacrifice, to see rather boring shots of Pico Day attendees, many of whom you'll never ever never ever meet?

I wonder if I have the most blog comments on NG...you didn't get your account back on until about 1/3 way throughout 2010...cyberdevil took a 2-3 year leave. I've been consistently visiting this site since I joined in mid 2007, maybe missing 2 weeks at a time at most

Oh, you mean total comments you've made across the site? Could be! I know Cyberdevil comes close, I see his name (and mine) on a lot of dead accounts. Viper(50) might be in the top 10, he used to do the blogs heavy before he got sucked into the BBS.

It'd be nice if there was a way to get those numbers totaled... like the post count in the BBS.

Seems like you need a new blog post, or at the very least, open up the comments on your latest one....source: I am the only user to comment on your blog over the past week lol

Yeah it's been a nice vacation, but tonight I'm going to work on a Pico Day post, probably publish sometime Thursday. The new blog edit page, really sucks, very badly |:

yo n***a i'm gonna put some that shit (rabbit's ear) on a salad!!!

impolite you say...what's impolite is when people comment on a blog post sitting on 10,000 comments lol

Pss, like I care, I'm a communication whore... everyones earlier posts are usually crap, like mine :\
I got yelled at for commenting on old posts in the past... no idea why.

Haha hey man, I believe we met at Pico Day and shook hands. Your cool.

I was the short, fat, older guy with the sloppy gold tie! Damn (my age and buzzed uppedness), I don't remember you :( I'll be making a new post soon, maybe you can point yourself out! Did you get in front of the webcam early in the party? I've got Cyberdevil's YT links of the stream, maybe you can tell me which stream and what time!

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