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VicariousE
Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism

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And now, for something completly different...

Posted by VicariousE - November 18th, 2011


So there's this sci-fi flick from 1992, right? But it has, one of the bestest monologues ever for a movie set in the future AND on Earth. That being said, let me describe the scene...

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After jumping from the bridge in grand fashion, the man from the past had to swim for it. Alex Furlong, a man captured before the moment of his own death by a group from the future, gropes the concrete of a long abondoned waterside dock and starts to climb up, coughing out the toxic Hudson River. A warmly dressed man of about 30 years of age, sits in old easy chair, a few feet from the panting wet man, eating meat from a foil lined hubcap. "Of all the strange things that could get washed up on this dock...", he chuckles.

Alex slowly pulls himself besides the bright eyed homeless man, unaware of his presence. Grabbing his stomach Alex professes to the Lord of hosts, "I'm beat."

"Think so?" He then spots a stern looking black man glaring at him with eyes of gentile curiosity.

"Yeah, pretty much." Alex is still out of breath, lying on his side, covered in incurable disease. Much dirtier than before he took the plunge from a moving service truck. Doing 70 mph. And yes, into the river. His previous work experience in the 20th century had saved his life, not taken it, as so many would have thought. But they were eco-hippies, mostly. His escape was narrow; his time in this future, harrowing.

"Then you're beat", the cheerful homeless man states before returning to his dinner using his fingers. "A man thinks he's beat, he's beat. You want some of this?"

"What is it?"

"River rat."

Furlong shakes his head and averts his gaze as he continues to catch his breath. "How the hell do you eat river rat?" He sits up against the concrete quay and looks over his left shoulder at the dining indigent.

"First ya gotta cut off the head and the tail. And then you gut it." Smiling as he sucks the meat from a set of micro-ribs. "And then it's all a matter of the sauce. Huh! You just don't plop down, bore a rodent on a plate, and say, 'Here's your river rat. Whaddya like red wine or white with it?' Not that there's any wine around here anyway. Haven't seen any wine since the Ten Year Depression." The man eyes Furlong briefly as a matter of concern, "Look if you want me to, I can whip you up one. This is good eatin' rats."

Immediately, "No." It came out of his mouth full of woe and desperation, tinged with a dignity, not seen by many in this 3rd world version of America. Furlong had been an Indy car driver, just over a day ago. The last meal he had before the race, was probably not so freshly killed.

The homeless man's grinning softened as Furlong checked his Glock, a present from a nun, whose church was close to his former residence. He found strangers living in his aprtment, barricaded and well armed against the natives of the lower East side. Alex grips the gun near his haggard face, barrel up, "Man, it's come down to this. What's the point?"

From his seat, the man's eye's brightens and starts to laugh heartily and strong. As he jumps up to put aside his dinner hubcap, "He riddles me the ancient riddle! Ha, ha, ha what's the point, ha ha!"

Just as the man composes himself back into his easy chair, he turns suddenly to Furlong, eyes wide and hands splayed near his own face. All look of good humor has left him, replaced with an earnestness uncomfortable to them both. "Have you ever seen an eagle flying back to his home with dinner for the missus and all the little eagle babies? And he's flying against the wind. And he's flying in rain. And he's flying through bullets and all kinds of hell. And then, right at that moment, when he's about to get back to his nest he says, 'Ha! What the fuck! It's a drag being an eagle!' And right then, two little 'x'es comes across his eyes, just like in the old fashioned cartoons, and he goes plunging down, and down, and DOWN...." The homeless man's voice peaks, never taking his eyes from Alex Furlong.

After a brief pause the shabbily dressed man in the chair continues, "..and BAM!" Alex jumps slightly, glaring at this intelligent stranger. "It's just a splatter of feathers... and then we don't have.. a national bird of America.., no more." A rueful smile blooms on his face and in his voice, "Did'ya ever see that?"

Looking away, pondering this unexpected question, "No." His eyes meet the stranger's again.

"Me neither!", a gust of laughter and good cheer escapes the storyteller, as he picks up his dinner from the dock. "Eagles got too much.. self respect...." Glee turns to dourness on the man's face, "How's yours?"

Flinching, Alex gets to his feet painfully, staring at the new 200 floor building towering over lower Manhattan. "I'm okay." Some strength and determination is now visible on the fugitive's face.

"Then you too can fly. He,he you can flyyy!", flapping his free hand like a bird's.

"Maybe I can." Furlong seats the pistol in the front of his plague-ridden pants, glances respectfully at the man a final time, and departs carefully away, past the other homeless of New York City.

"You ain't beat yet Furlong. Not by a long shot."

Unbeknowest to Furlong, a sizeable reward of 10 million had been advertised in the tri-state area for his safe capture. All who saw the fugitive from another time on the dock that evening knew it. This man was to have been mentaly erased, so his body could've been the vessel for another man. A very rich man, whose identity would be kept secret until after the mind transplant was complete. Alex Furlong was a man on the run and a hero to the domestic refugees of America.

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Freejack - c.1992 Alex Furlong - Emilio Estevez Eagle Man - Frankie Faison
Described by: VicariousE, no infridgement intended.

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You describe things very well- your account of this speech is enough for me to want to see this movie now. Well done. It can be difficult to really write out something as well as you did this.

Have you read the comic and seen the movie of The Watchmen? In the graphic novel, there are two speeches, one by Rorschach and the other by Dr. Manhattan. They're pretty good, so good that my nerd mother calls then soliloquies. In the movie, they're stupidly butchered, and the shitty pun where Manhattan psychically puts on a tie as someone is describing events as 'tangled up' is done with flawless faith and accuracy to the comic.

Based on all that, a movie I have never seen from ten years before The Watchmen, is a superior film to me. It can still ruin itself with the hammy 90's attitude it has, but for now I'm pretty eager to see what it has to offer.

Thanks! It's a guy flick, to be sure, but the pace and subplots lend themselves to something better. Soliliokuies? call 'em monologues, myself; had a year of wussy drama.
Watchmen I shoulda got as a comic (expensive!); the movie played very well (never turn your back on a good setting!); I'm sure a lot of sweet plot elements took a shit, but ya only got so much time, budget and exposition... Been there, done that.

I hate when people call something dated and then disregard it, i love the fact that this movie is from the 90's, for me the best media we had were from that transition between the mid 80's and early 00's, with that said it is not like i would ignore something from the 60's just because is old, that is just plain ignorance, maybe i will... just kill argh.

It seems incredible to me that you are able to remember and describe with such accuracy not only what is happening but the reactions and looks that the characters express when they look at each other, they are not even talking, is just mannerism, and yet you manage to describe it in such an astounding way, but back to the movie, it seems interesting but i still have no idea what it really is about, i guess i will have to watch it if i want to find out about it.

So now that we are in 2014, is this still true? is this one of the best monologues ever for a movie set in the future AND earth?

Every decade has something nice.... Omega Man (Charlton Heston) springs to mind.

Well, I had to type out the dialog from teh movie, so there was some thought-time in between. Needed to flex my writing muscles (without booze), so this seemed a good exercise.

(Oh, I have to re-read this to re-evaluate...) AH HA! Still got it (the movie) on my microscopic HD....
Even before the scene pops up, I know that it's the mid-plot-point reversion (one of several important parts of a screenplay).

Maybe not THE best, but damn, it sure comes close! Recovered addicts can tell you about when they 'hit bottom'; it's the moment in their lives, when real change happens. Sure win/fail, 1/0, it's all dialectic, but the human heart doesn't work that way, it needs a reason to persevere.

Agree.

Wait what? you can write while drunk? how!?

I think that by next week i may have separated some time for this movie.
Dialectics when they are presented as dichotomies are a charming thing, but a lot of things come in degrees that go beyond black&white, we have mixtures of stuff, bits of things, shades that don't really assimilate to opposites.

Durr, you can do anything while bombed... Mr. Couch Guy (Sherb) was zonked on vodka, and drawing up a storm of intense linework. I don't do it anymore, because I'm hooked on weed |:

Just finished watching Freejack while having dinner, still a great flick, despite the added cheese.

Oh going for that natural green, if i ever try any drugs (alcohol included, i mean in the sense of actually getting drunk or tipsy), the most likely one would be dat 420.

What cheese? you make it look like quite a serious movie...

Quite cheesy, but enough to soften the more serious lines of dialog. The James Brown scream was used so often, it was like spam... Some of the roles were cheesy, but that's how some people are IRL, I know, I've met them, and from what folks say about me... it am a cheesy world.

I bet it is good enough to go beyond the lactose.

To the lactose, and beyond!

Nolimitz!

Ah, undernation's ragdoll of the post apocalytic world... I bought 2 copies of each his comic books, then all of teh sudden, a few more pop up!

Is good that he keeps the series alive.

Yeah, but what does he write about, after the real apocalypse happens?

Maybe another great apocalypse?

Sure... it can always get worse.

No doubt about it.

I've not seen this. Added to my watchlist. You too @Cyberdevil

but who watches the watchers? yea decent flick and then some... Tried to stream 'Rock & Rule' to my racing crew's discord server, no one showed :( Original print died in a studio fire, cable tv tapes lost or recorded over... but there are some very good vhs rips above 700mb on torrents, but only of the american dub, not the canadian one. Nelvana animation studio, guess they've carried on to do spongepants or someshit

@S3C added! TY.

Ah I suppose it is not self-implied for all who read that comment, though was not expecting many to read this. I have a watchlist of movies I occasionally add titles to, and had indeed not seen this one either, so: thanks to @S3C for stumbling upon this and I have indeed added Freejack to the list now for future viewing.

lol kinda suspected that, the best discoveries are made by simply casting about

Rock & Rule another possibly worthy rarity huh, adding to list too...

unique and loveable, also rated R in the states for drugs implied sexiness creature ichiness, damn fine narrative