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VicariousE
Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism

Age 51, Male/Penis

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homeless/NE USA

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12 Years on Newgrounds and Year in Review

Posted by VicariousE - February 15th, 2013


Being a member here for 12 years isn't much of an accomplishment. It's like saying, "Woo-hoo I didn't die yet!" I was too stubborn to make a new account when I couldn't log on in the mid-2000's, mainly to show I've been here since the beginning. If I did make a new account around 2003, I'd be Level Uber-Cool and have a blam-to-save ratio to die for. Whatever right?

Here's 10 things that happened since my last Newgrounds Birthday/Anniversary in 2012, in no particular order.

1. My Pop pulled his Aortic artery. The aneurism was so big, they operated 24 hours after walking into the ER.

2. After 2 1/2 months in the hospital and 3 major operations, the last one amputating his leg, Pop expires with my sis near him. Lightning stuck when he passed, despite the clearing conditions.

3. Had surgery to remove a 2 cm long clump of cartilage disc, that was never gonna get back under the bone. Still recovering. Op went fine, but there were other complications....

4. Found 3 Asterix comics at the library that I've never read before! Still missing a few of the newer ones...

5. 4 kittens were born to the stray mama calico, we started feeding after the house guests and their dogs vacated 3 years ago. She was old when she started to get friendly to us - had seen her sulking around years before.

6. Mama calico died a few weeks after Sandy. Her two last sons preceded her, who were also born sometime after my 11th year of being here. Her 2 orange kids used to follow me everywhere, even down to the road :(

7. "Super-storm" Sandy kicked the power out for a full week. Pop had transferred back to the hospital from the halfway house, hours before it struck. Had an oil lamp and a gas stove, but no heat. Radio was okay.

8. I kept a 2 acre garden alive during a drought, yielding dozens bushels of produce no one bought. It was chucked and I was still poor. All the roadside veggie stands are gone, and the auction costs 75$ to sell at. Foreign food rips us off!

9. Saw a lot of family and my Pop's friends at his funeral, Sis stayed here for over a month, brother and his wife visited 2 days. Cooking and cleaning constantly in a claustrophobic house.

10. The cleaning and organizing and chucking of the things that were Pop's, proceeds. Sticking to the house while my back mends. I can't bend over for a month and have to wear a girdle :|

Oh, and as for all of my posts/blogs, AMA (ask me anything). Life's too short not to get a straight answer.

3/1/2013 -- Having trouble with PayPal, so it might take another day or two to get things sorted and properly started. I do not like how everything seems to be dependent on banks! I will be contacting various artists here at NG for commissions very soon! Another hitch: ancient Lexmark scanner (drivers, of course) is giving me a headache with getting additional reference pictures up :\

My only reason for living at this point :(

12 Years on Newgrounds and Year in Review


Comments

problems of the future, today....oh man what memories, alien hominid is how i got through school, and Toss The Turtle helped me in the darkest time of my life.

good luck to you, in "tossing the girdle" ha!

It was Tom's initial games that got me here around 1999. Began to trust the site the next year... back then you only got ONE email account through your ISP, and you sure as hell didn't want the address stolen or sold.

Heh, Toss the Turtle I played offline and beat utterly, back when I had no internet connection at home

Oh, I'm gonna wear this thing the full duration of one month, maybe more.

problems of the future, today....oh man what memories, alien hominid is how i got through school, and Toss The Turtle helped me in the darkest time of my life.

good luck to you, in "tossing the girdle" ha!

The games back then were a bit too primitive, but so was the gear. The movies were good, if a bit more insane than recent fare O__O.

Wow I've only been here since 06 or 07.

:) You still an OG to me dude!

Hell of an eventful time.
Other complications eh l:?

Plenty got left out, like me preaching tsunami damnation |:
yeah.... stuff I wasn't awake for

sometimes it's better you arent awake for things

):<

hate me if you want ._. i stopped caring

You are right about not being awake for nasty shit....I just don't like to admit it.
I stopped caring too, but I would never hate you :P

*singing* La la la la la la la La Life goes on, So if you want some fun, Sing Oh Blah Dee Blah Dah. Keep Smiling there Mr. Almost Parallel Life Man. LOL!! I'm getting a sweet Back Brace Support (I refuse to call it a girdle) in a couple of weeks time. Got it off E-Bay yesterday. Will reply to your PM when I'm properly up and about.

*singing* skating away, skating away on the thin ice of a new day. (Fuck you man, it's a straight up girdle :|) Sometimes it feels nice... but this time o year, hope you get a nice mesh one, let the skin breathe. Ah, mines nice and warm, like bondage gear I guess >_>

A few too many La's. Whoopsies! That's what drugs do to you kiddies. Say 'YES' to drugs!

Yeah, like double the whoopsies and double the fun... but it looks more legit a song lyric, as I'm sure the Beatles thought once it was writ.
I'm rising above the pain with mindless diversions, 'swhat I do when I get knocked back like a bad shot. I take half a pill to sleep on and that will do me.

Well.
Heres to 12 MORE years on here xD
*holds up non-existent glass*

(Sorry I didn't say anything earlier. I couldn't think of anything to say ._.)

Hope I'm around that long to enjoy it... submission quality better pick up soon :|

Night man, have a good one!

theres no point in lying to yourself when its just gonna bite you in the ass anyways its better to admit things and set it on fire and watch it turn to ash than to just punch it in the face and let it be unconscious for a while

That was my thought too, but at an early age, I was made to think differently one day :|

Had to read your bold statement twice, but it makes 100% sense to follow your suggested course of action.

its not mine lol someone once told me this exact same thing :P he's scheduled to meet the grim reaper within this year

I hope you're not talking about your Dad... visiting Mr. Reaper is a one time deal, and is not to be taken lightly.

pffts i wish
hmm i met with the bastard countless times -_- seems like a regular deal now

Yeah, um-kay, let's let the whole death thing go for now... my cousins husband died last week and I couldn't go to the funeral :( Glad he met death head-on though; he shouldn't have been bed ridden as long as he was.

sorry forgot who i was talking to for a sec but i have a right to say that -_- he's gonna let a rapist around me and im just gonna sit there and say i love him? he can burn in hell and i wouldnt give a damn

Don't tell me your former boyfriend is in the house as your fathers guest...
If... hmm
If I lived up the street, I could talk to him or both of them ._.
Isn't anyone there on your side?

Eh who knows. You may be around to celebrate your 25th year on here xD
I hope I can be around on here long enough to celebrate at least 10 years on here though......

Home is where the heart is.
I hope that for you as well.

Also 12 more points til I rank up again :3

Don't be afraid of giving something a 1 or 0 if you feel like it
do it with honor and for the Portal's hard drives :|

12 years is a long time, that's more than half my life right now. If I was older, the timespan wouldn't be so crazy, but imagine when you're 80 and you look back and say... woah, I've spent 50 years on this place :) You shouöld've had an even uber-cooler level and a b/p ratio with your current set of sign-up date btw, what happen? :P

Sounds like a sad year in review though, hope 2013 will be a brighter one!

Time is a face on the water, sure....

Around 2003, they re-implemented a longer password. When I joined I used a rather long one. However, for 2 years, only 8 of the first characters were needed to log on. Didn't know it, but they had actually saved my full password (which I forgot, and my old email was long gone!)

Wasn't ready to throw away hash marks (not that NG has them ._.)
Just wanted to be an 'avid bystander', voting my single vote, outside the system

I rejoined the collective in 2009, after hacking my way in, with an handful of old passcodes from before the 20th century

12 years is a long time, that's more than half my life right now. If I was older, the timespan wouldn't be so crazy, but imagine when you're 80 and you look back and say... woah, I've spent 50 years on this place :) You shouöld've had an even uber-cooler level and a b/p ratio with your current set of sign-up date btw, what happen? :P

Sounds like a sad year in review though, hope 2013 will be a brighter one!

That's lot of water under the bridge, even at my age. 9/11 destroyed the US, but it was only possible after Bush stole the 2000 election - his family (Bush Sr. ex-CIA chief) had been collecting DC secrets for decades, and cashed them all in the night of the election (press included of course).

The public outcry and media attention was downplayed and thwarted by Federal entities. Flash mobs, as they would later be known, were broken up by NSA intercepts/attacks and FBI local interdiction. All to prevent the lawful assembly of the people, at a time when we needed to be heard. The cowards of the Senate are still there....

yeah, like that cowardly Palpatine! his over-confidence is his weakness...

Had to look it up, guess I'm not as nerdy as all that... Star Wars Emperor.
No, Bush the Second was a tragic figure that only succeeded by the hands of others.
Every business he had bombed. He even 'lost' a couple hundred million in the Savings and Loan debacle, as many others did in the family ._.

Heh, what an adventure! :) Speaking of passwords, it would be great if they started supporting longer passwords, that would easily add a few steps on the account security ladder. 20-30 characters at least. :/

Hmm, it went from 10 to, what, 16? Sure, makes sense to offer a big entry option.

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