Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism
Age 52, Male/Penis
dillgent tryhard
Jeffersonian
homeless/NE USA
Joined on 2/15/01
and that's the basis of every country song (the good ones) lol
I suppose though...but there's too many damn ships and yachts sailing this god-forsaken sea...or maybe it was never about the boat, but how the man steers it. I'll pass on the mermaid, I need a women with a nice set of legs...
Yup booze and writing, going hand in hand, down the primrose path... to a DUI or some awful spelling mistakes. I know, imagine how desperate it was before antibiotics and internal combustion engines, when humans were more scarce, now that's romance O_o or a felony.
Good! Save the Kittehs! <3 <3 <3
Also is that your kitty? IT's ADORBS!
She was a very affectionate, skinny thing. Also a very loud and tenacious meower... always tipped off the other cats into meowing and getting underfoot, for some crappy recycled cat, cat kibble.
Well is good to see you ready for the magic that is Madness, wonder if we will get a new episode this year?
Magic Madness.. there's at least one like that, saw it last year I think
No bet there, it'd be nice if there was a canon-type, game changing episode all set, ready to submit.
I'm not fond of Mondays
Not really what i would call last year but could it be this one? http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/580042
Yeah, that's the one; heavily internally advertised... zombies at the end were the best! Authors all look like they've moved on. Sadness Day
Well this one was the last one i enjoyed the most: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/603384
Actually, i don't see that much difference at all, everyone seems to be doing the same thing as Krinkels and his incidents, so if it doesn't looks as maddening blame the head not the legs XD.
that cat is all like give me SOLID catnip next time mother f*cker
Poor thing would've died of shock I think! She was always pretty thin, but a good huntress. Think another cat bought the farm, but there's only a little fuzz left on the road, I'll check it out before the rain hits.
damn...didn't know catnip was an actual plant...i thought it was popular cat food brand...there i go again ruining another joke -_-
Yup sure is, though I'd be scared to grow anything like that... the cats get high from other weeds, I'm sure. They also like lick each others fur as well as eat plants, to make hairballs come out easier.
interesting...gives a whole new meaning to pussy licker huh
Pussies licking pussies... You know what is means when 2 lesbians get together?
It's doesn't mean dick.
(lol)
https://www.denniskirk.com/3303696S.sku?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cse&gclid=CjwKEAjw14mhBRC0vdSNkI2l7CASJAC8OFS0cFYJG41lN5hS0HQk_EwUNiVshzdrG-Op8DP4sg34TBoCeYvw_wcB
your inbox is full
Oh nuts, is it?! Going to transfer the money soon... have to be at a bank, doing it online is a fucking nightmare, plus I think I need a quick drink at the bar :|
Definitely checking it out after I get back. And you're too scared to post in the BBS, right?
At least I have no niggles about links on my blog :3
[Woof 3 hours. But holy cats! Wow! That sure is pretty good looking! Must remember to clean out the PM's... Seems awfully cheap though, maybe I should check a crash test dummy site or something like Consumer Reports]
nice1...what if the cat is named Richard tho
I guess that begs the question...why do lesbians have dildos that are molded like a penis?? it really boggles the mind
Ah, Richard isn't a girl cats name! Twain postulated that cats have 3 names...
That brings up the question of same-sex stuff, doesn't it? Pass :p
Is an off-road motorcyclist female called a dirt dyke?
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1375353
Hey man. I tried sending you a message about the DVD but your inbox is full.
Shit... it's not 3MB as listed, it's only 2MB of space O_O Oddly though, you can have unlimited mail in your Sent box. Had I known the progress of the 21st century would be this bad...
It's been cleaned out a bit, try sending again.
Yeow! Man, this is why I had high-grip tires and stabilizers installed on my bike. How bad are the injuries? Be careful driving around, mind ya. Don't want you dying due to something stupid like a deer in the headlights!
Get well soon, man.
Bike is about 2-3" higher than it should be for a shrimp like me, and I can't lower it anymore :\
I got hurt bad, but nothing broken: collar bone under my chin swelled up, along with a rib.. hard to lift my right arm. Basically tried to tackle the ground at 20 mph, part of bike nailed the side of my leg above the ankle.
Lol, it will take longer than soon to get better. Gonna lay low here till after my birthday next week - I've hand held enough noobs and regs here lately for a while. Hey, are you listed in Painbringer's birthday blog/thing? I don't check it out as much as I should... the link's on the left someplace..
Damn. I thought it'd be bad. That little "GET ONLINE, FOOL" sense in my head's usually dead-on target.
Oh well. I'll be stayin' right here, setting up your birthday party.
Oh yeah, Painbringer's birthday list? 22nd June is still blank. I did write a request in there. Wonder what the qualification criteria is, if there is any.
Funny, I've had those moments here too... kinda eerie. The swelling is going down slowly, but other parts of my fleshy frame have started to hurt a bit. Lol, can't wait to get healed up, see the daily pictures get worse, then improve. Surprised there's no bruises up on my ribcage, where the muscle(s) really hurt... maybe soon. Still can't believe I asked an EMT at Wawa to feel me up lol!
Oh no way! You'd do my birthday thread?! That'd be sweet! And from a true NG veteran yet!
The only prerequisite is to have been born, so far as I know... cool, you got the day to yourself!
That feeling in my head either means "Homeworld is under attack! Battle stations!" or "One of your friends is injured. Rescue mission, begin!". I must've spooked a lot of people on my contacts list by asking them stuff randomly.
I posted on that calendar post thingy on the 10th May, 2014. I figured I'd have to do something spectacular/insane to make it on that list. Still check back every now and then to see if I made it there, though.
Say, what's the standard time used on the NG BBS? EST or MST?
Yeah, I think that ancient matrix grid JordanD talked about is finally kicking in, picking up speed... about how ancient structures were built in a geodesic pattern across the planet, so we could all share skills/warnings... sounds legit?
Painbringer's not a bad guy, maybe it got overlooked, squeaky wheel and all...
Eastern standard.... NYC/Atlanta/Miami/Glenside, also called Pico Time occasionally.
you've been on newgrounds for a long time holy fuck
And like a lot of others here, I waited to make an account! Dunno why it took me a year before I realized Tom was on the level, and wouldn't sell my precious email address off.
Thanks for commenting on my post man, you're a fucking legend :O
Hi steve .-.
Sup Brandon :|
How was your day? ._.
Ran around, didn't accomplish a damn thing today, except make Painbringer a BDay post, and rebusted my rib by coughing
Ah. Sounds more productive than mine.
I just got up, did papers, came home and then picked up my brother, went to GameStop to get his copy of the new Super Smash Bros game, got taco bell, got the new Led Zeppelin Ben & Jerry's ice cream (fucking amazing by the way. you should try it.....unless you're allergic to chocolate or hazelnuts), then came home.
Oh and the power was going out a bit earlier and because of this I don't have a fully functioning vcr at the moment. It turns on. Ejects a tape thats not in it. Then turns off.
Shit, no game for you :( Will definitely look for that LZ IC although, hell, I got some chocolate IC and hazelnut spread O_O Ah, I'll still get it all the same... ever have Hershey's IC? It's rare to find.
Hope the tape player ain't dead, maybe leave it unplugged for a while, then hit it with a hammer if it still doesn't work..
Ah thats fine. I have Melee and thats good enough for me. I've only played the first two SSB games anyways.
It's pretty fucking delicious. Didn't think it would be cause I've never had hazelnuts before but the hazelnut ice cream and hazelnut fudge core were really good. It's chocolate and hazelnut ice cream with fudge pieces and a hazelnut fudge core.
Nah I haven't. I've had Reese's and Snickers ice cream though.
If it is I guess I'll have to get a new one. I don't like open air TV since I can only get up to channel 13 (which happens to be Fox) and out of those only 8 channels come in and half of them are either static or the screen jumps so much you can't tell what it is.
Nutella... same spread they use in Pirouettes, expensive stuff, but it's the real McCoy.
Shocked you can can anything over-air with a regular TV! Thought the old analog signal got fazed out 5 years ago, or do you have a converter? If so, try making a directional antenna, find some new stations.
Doomroar
And who would listen? you just changed avatars forget about all that, you just created the perfect distraction!
VicariousE
Prestidigitation is smiling on me today,,, but only here on NG, oh well
:) <== my smug faic