Import laws on comics? They cant be that stringent, especially french/belgian ones considering how famous they are. I always recognised your avatar before but never thought about what it was from lol
Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism
Age 52, Male/Penis
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Joined on 2/15/01
Import laws on comics? They cant be that stringent, especially french/belgian ones considering how famous they are. I always recognised your avatar before but never thought about what it was from lol
Those were different times! Whether it was your government, or mine, I guess one of them figured it would be best to keep certain commerce in check O_o The picture's from the cover of 'Mansions of the Gods', a plot I can relate to... gentrification.
what other problems
Shit, who doesn't have problems these days... You always seem to know what to ask me and when >_0
Well, my sister left this afternoon for her home over a 1000 miles away, leaving me to brush things up, wipe her pee from the toilet seat, and continue at my own discretion. She wasn't too demanding this trip, but she's been covering all the bases, and re-checking as many times as a 300 year old accounting house |:
And other shit: ebay seller can't send me my old Hi8 camera, so I started a quibble, and bought another one, at a higher price :( And a few commissions I requested have gone south; my fault for challenging them with things a step out of reach. I start harvesting tomorrow, and hope the fuck I can start making some money again!
My "original" medal score, in case you were wondering, link below.
I believe back in 2011 the highest I ever got on the medal rankings was either #18-19, but I can't exactly remember, hehehehe....
https://web.archive.org/web/20110918050339/http://addict.newgrounds.com/
Whoa, how the hell did you lose all those medal points?! Man, I miss having banners and stats on our pages :|
what can i say it's like i have a sixth sense...not the Haley Joel Osment/Bruce Willis complex, nor ESP or ESPN (ability to predict Lebron James' decisions), not even equilibrioception...if I had a sixth sense for the day I would have the Mel Gibson ability to read women's minds...that would solve a lot of problems LOL!
Rude! wait, wtf, she left pee on the toilet seat, since when is that a girl problem, or is that some kind of metaphor
commissions huh?? let me guess, you wanted hentai WITH correct female genitalia, seems like artists can't help but draw penises on women these days...WTF
may good seed sprout good crop...I know Cyberdevil has had the best harvest on record at his farm..supposedly he has more strawberries and salad than he knows what to do with
seems like it's time for a new poetic uplifting post I'd say!!
Man, what a full moon this is turning out to be: lunacy defined. Ah, if wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak (something coach masters would tell hitchhikers looking for a ride)
Lol, I think it is a metaphor :) I used to clean public toilets, seen damn near everything....
Ha, only a few, and just to keep the artists busy. I got a few nice ones, but holy carp, if I post all the commissions I've gotten in the past 2 years, it'd bust my computer. But yeah, I'm a stickler for some things (lol) - no penises please
Huh, strawberries were good here too, though I only get the wild ones. Last time I (foraged) smurfed them, was senior year of HS... made wine w/ it.
Beastkid7 is good at poetry and improving! Go hit him up for uplifting, I'm in a wait and see mode for the next few days.
i guess that begs the question what if said hitchhikers are pollotarian/pescetarian/vegetarian/vegan...or Mexican, in which case it would be ground beef instead of steak LOL...not but on the real i don't get the reference
that sucks dude...must of been a shitty job huh. but i bet you haven't seen a #10 before...it's basically urine, feces, diarrhea, blood, semen/vaginal secretions, mucous, vomit, saliva, ocular secretions, earwax- imagine all bodily fluids violently exiting the body...simultaneously.
good to hear! Good to hear you prefer not see on women in drawings lol...that's just plain sick. However, nothing beats chicks with dicks in real life!
it's too hot to grow berries here, unfortunately. The crop from California seems a bit lacking this year unfortunately, in regards to strawberries. Raspberries/blackberries/blueberries have been overall solid though.
making wine with strawberries...sounds borderline blasphemous
I've been to his page b4...will take another gander now
If I had to run 4 horses towing a heavy wooden box w/ cargo and people, I'd wanna steak dinner too :| Fuck those dumb homesteaders, trying to farm over 5,000 feet above sea level, durrrr
Ebola? Nah, never seen that much, but close.
Chicks with dicks never turned me on or fascinated me in the least. I've 2 or 3 adult commissions done or in progress.
The West is fucked, no water. They say it might even spur earthquakes.. bad enough the rattlesnakes are moving towards where the water is (sprinklers, houses)
Eh, kinda was.
Other than the spelling mistakes, he's getting better. Damn fine artist, great style. I started talking to him after seeing his last flash, which was tight, but abandoned
fuckin bitchy dick flakes...good to hear you prefer to not see penises* on women in drawings
there goes the GOT DAMN punchline
I'm on a no fap regimen for a while, hopefully teh womens will smell that....
makes sense now...which goes back to the tribulation, if the coach masters get their steak dinner, what the hell do the horses get? Seems like a literal situation of the rich pocketing up all the hard work of the poor man.
I hear custodians have the second highest rate of post-traumatic stress disorder, behind military personnel who experience live combat.
lol, that's sort of the same for me. It's moreso why ruin a perfectly good female by giving her a penis?? with all that said, in real life if the "female" at hand is otherwise feminine, has a pretty face, nice chest, good skin, sexy legs/feet, supple ass, it's not like the male genitalia negates her attractiveness in entirety, but I would prefer that "she" had a vagina instead of penis, but it is what it is. It's not gay unless balls touch, so wear a sack-condom when in such a predicament! Thankfully, 90% of MTF (in porn atleast) undergo full orchiectomies, so there's no risk of catching the gay. The ultimate question remains though: would you rather bang a 10/10 chick with a penis, or a masculine, rugged ugly guy with a vagina?
If you don't mind me asking, how much do these adult commissions typically cost?
I can kinda relate. Not snakes so much, but I see considerably more lizards in housing areas these days...sprinklers (as you said) and pools and what not...
what's your record for no-fap? mine is 15-16 days. After two weeks some of the more effeminate men start looking like women lol
Why can't you keep your questions nice and simple like tailsbuddy? I guess the best AMA's are willy nilly at times... I kinda doubt that PTSD stat, but the 2 occupations do share something - discipline to do the right thing, as often as possible, and to be accountable to everyone else. I'd average a compliment every 3 weeks (when I worked during a company's business hours) *toot*toot*
You know... I grew up before the 'net, so when they told us about the same parts being on a single person... well, I didn't see that till much later, maybe mid 20's! It's like I was telling @happy-little-trees the other day: for some reason, the more exotic the look/equipment, the more desirable they are, because, we're all mostly the same, and in some kinda easy category.
Same or slightly above regular prices, it's usually by complexity and number of characters, bg/ no bg..... I don't think I'll list them when I make that post w/ the commissions I commissioned.
Now, do you live in the north or south of India? Either way. it's usually pretty hot there this time of year. Man, the Ganges reminds me of a caged spat upon circus animal, once stately and divine, now subjugated and desecrated :(
Hmm, probably around the same time as yours, give or take a few days. I never thought of any kinda guy as sexually attractive, goes against my (lol wood) grain. Though in the 80s, some music groups sure fucking tried hard to look girly :\
Wait. What do you mean by "cheerleader"?
People who wear tutus? :p
More like proselytizing than posing in ballerina clothes :)
Even when I couldn't log on to NG for a few years, I kept the same account, and told everyone I met about it. I didn't always have easy access to the internet, used to borrow it, when I could, and throughout the past 15 years, this place has been a blessing to me.
It was much easier just watching and listening to this place, but after a lot of silence on my part, I figured I'd try insinuating myself in between the artists here.
easy questions?? not much fun in that I'd say!!
LOL the PTSD stat was meant to be a joke...but the way I see it, such inference may have some merit. I mean I get kinda grossed out picking up dog sh*t I can only imagine how much more disgusting it is to deal with damaged plumbing systems.
I didn't see "weird" porns and whatnot until my late teens/early twenties too. Hehe, interesting conclusion! You still didn't answer my question though. A hung angel or an invaginated stud?
LOL I haven't had a permanent residence in the Punjab for around two decades now!! I dwell in the scorching deserts of AZ atm. About 20 degrees hotter than the average temperature of most major areas in the Punjab I'd guess, and it's all dry heat too. Though throw in all the congestion and poorly air conditioned establishments, back east is definitely the more uncomfortable of the two. Your analogy of the great river sounds about right...unfortunately, one of the few reared ugly heads of the Hindustandi culture has caused some ecological distress in the Punjab...things may be start to looking up once again tho
The same music culture in regards to male fashion perpetuates today...observe any emo/screamo/scene/j-pop/rock band...
@Nietzlawe- so I've heard...I certainly cannot resist a well pedicured, clean and shapely pair of feet. Statistics point that foot fetishism may be the most popular fetish among males. Well overall considering fetishism has only been documented in a few cases of females. But this is strictly a digital statistic...I wonder what proportion of the human race actually indulges in sexual lives online...Despite how reportedly common having an attraction to women's lower parts is- I've never met a person in real life admit to having a foot fetish. But then again it's not exactly dining table talk. And from reading some forums and newsgroups postings regarding foot fetishes, I kinda hope it stays that way...
Hmm, used to deal with plumbing and cleaning bathrooms. Oh well. Nah, not too much solid turds to look at or pick up, though vomit is always a real stinker >:p
Why even ask someone who's been unwillingly celibate for too many... ah, I'd take the chick with the dick, so long as I could duct tape the dick out of the way, happy? Now that I think back, I did meet a woman who had a penis, and she said it wasn't 'active' in her, it was shut down, so as to alleviate confusion as to her 'given gender' at an early age....
Yeah, it's too nice a region to be all crazy... it's just, people who live in the sticks (styx) aren't the kind to care about borders, because neither side seems to care about them, so long as they are 'under control'.
Hopefully the emasculate look will fade soon, and the Joel from The Last of Us look will take off again, minus the hairy chest I hope
sh*t brah I told you to get glasses (or Lasik)
I don't have much longer to go anyway, ten years on the outside before my lungs stop working.
C'est la vie rings true once again...you do in fact always seem to have *other problems*...
you can have one of my lungs- I have two anyway.
A doctor with one lung? Nah, you better hang on to them both: one for your words, and one for your brain.
I love you, You are awesome.
Nah man, you're awesome! I wish I could do Madness flashes, paint little streaks of blood and chunks...
thoughts on Pink Floyd?
Gigantic. Love some of their early stuff too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yBvhIC8d5U
lol
Oddly they're the one group I have no LP's from O_o Got the slew of Doors, Jethro Tull and Led Zepplin...
Are you really 41? What is up with the dude in your profile picture, why do you like him so much? What do you do for a living?
Yes. He's Asterix, he's big in Europe. He maintains an even strain...
Presently a vegetable farmer (unemployed), just got done patrolling the back field for deer, as we just cut their food supply a few days ago, dumb ass thieves |: Also cleaning up 2 properties so they can be sold, and I get a cut afterwards. But in both occupations, the outcome is far from certain. Brass ring or bust?
Did You Ever Get To Test Out Asterix For The Sega Genesis (Or Another 16 Bit Console)
No, I gave my Genesis away not long after I blew up the 32x with extreme prejudice.
It was always very rare to find Asterix games around here, was mainly a European thing... and considering the side scrolling/lackluster reviews, I wasn't gonna spend a lot on a used game just because it was rare. I've done emulators before... but really, I've done all that in the past |:
'shine on you crazy diamond' is probably best thing floyd has done, it transcends this world.
did you ever have an snes?
Ah, 'wish you were here', what a great album that was! Guess it qualifies as a 'concept album', though I consider Metallica's Ride the Lightning a concept album...
Nah! Pong, Atari 2600, Colecovision, Ti994/A Texas Instruments, Apple IIc, Genesis 16 bit/Sega CD/32x, PS 2... and that's it. Oh and PC's from 1995 on. http://vicariouse.newgrounds.com/news/post/755536
oh cool! looks why we were in the same boat regarding consoles....Never owned a Nintendo console either (except game boy) but I had a Texas Instrument, Sega Genesis, Windows 1995 and PS2...nothing afterwards unfortunately.
Hey, did you have the speech synthesizer with yours? I had a mountain climbing game/cartridge that used it, lol!, sounded like a cushier version of MS Sam :) and of course, when you typed in 'Texas Instruments', a perfectly intonated voice with a touch of the Texan accent, would be bleated out.
i'd definitely agree wish you were here's a concept album, and i'd personally argue its better than dark side of the moon.'
i should probably get sega genesis tho. the only real console i have is a ps2
I though Dark Side of the Moon was a bit over-rated as well, though it was cool to hear it at the Hayden Plantet(a)rium in NYC while slightly toasted.
Lol, that was my last console as well (see below). Try the MAME emulator, they've got tons of Sega games. Sometimes old consoles don't last long....
the only other console i have is a Wii, so i'll definitely check that one out, thanks for the recommendation!
also i need ideas for my next flash, pls give me 2 words and ill make a flash based on them
That's the most successful emulator I know of, though there's more out there. There's even websites dedicated to emulators, some of which have megazipped packs that also work on the mame32 (maybe they have a 64bit version now, idk) engine.
historical moment - past, present or future. There's enough force in one person to change the world for the better... some universe, huh?
BumFodder
Why is your avatar Asterix anyway?
VicariousE
Hey man, it's been a while! I guess because he was my childhood hero.
When I was around 6 or 7, my brother worked for a book company, that put a protective film over whatever books were put into the machine, then shipped back to the distributor. The owner of the company was happy to give my brother a copy of each of the Asterix comics, and luckily, he gave them to me. Considering I didn't have a TV then, it was a blessing.
There weren't any distributors for Asterix in the US back then... a few years later I sent the US equivalent in funds to the British distributor, and after 2 1/2 years and a bunch of apologetic letters saying they couldn't, I got a few more comics (1980's). It was good of them to ignore the import laws, or whatever else was keeping them from sending me a few measly comics.