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VicariousE
Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism

Age 52, Male/Penis

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Nah man just boredom

If you weren't repressed, and Constitutionally free, you wouldn't be bored.
Down with the 2 headed animal, and its oppressive regime!!

And durr, thanks for the 100th comment!
Choose your prize. You probably won't get it, but....

Top four favorite albums go

Hohohohoho... tough one.

Ride the Lightning - Metallica
Thick as a Brick - Jethro Tull (or maybe the live album with 4 records, though that might be cheating)
The Ascension - Otep
Somewhere in Time - Iron Maiden

At least you let me pick 4, instead of 3 'Desert Island Discs' (old radio show, doubt it's still on anymore.

Desert Island Discs is still going actually, they have a big archive of old episodes you can download as podcasts from the website. It's an interesting idea for a show but the only one I've listened to is Paul McCartney's since I recognize approximately none of the guests.

Haven't heard any of your choices. I'm not at all into metal but Thick as a Brick might be alright.

I used to listen to it in the 80's and early 90's. There's something about listening to live radio, the extra crispness of the audio, the feeling of real-time content. Most of the guests were okay early on... just lost interest, as the internet began to form, swiping mp3s via whatever mechanism presented itself.

Jethro Tull is classified as progressive rock, and the album is (I suppose) a 'concept album', where all the songs share a similar thread, as does Ride the Lightning.

seems like it's time for a new poetic sullen newspost i'd say!!

Maybe I will, my masochistic reader. Debbie downer words all around! I'm just thankful I've stopped dripping sweat long enough, to use this thing without getting shorted out

Oh hai. I see you everywhere haha(not a bad thing). You do alot of coments, like Cyberdevil. Well, just passing by and stuff.
Ask you anything? Well, I don't have nothing specified to ask, so... How are you? :) I mean, how are your life, doing something cool?

Thanks for leaving word that you stopped by, always a pleasure!

Cool? Not like skydiving, snogging random hotties or anything like that. Just got done covering up fertilizer, bullshitting with older friends of the family, sweating like crazy... I've got a small farm and a rental property next door to handle, as well as to clean up for sale. My Pop died December of 2012, and the other two older kids want it all sold/scrapped, and split 3 ways between us. I'm a single, pissed off white person, yay!

The limited radio selection we get here is absolute rubbish, I like radio shows but it's been podcasts only for me.

Prog rock is a bit hit or miss with me but I've listened to Thick as a Brick a few times now and it's pretty good. I always find it overly self-indulgent or something, these ~20 minute compositions that could easily be broken down into more digestible songs.

Sadly, I mainly listen to the radio for quickie news and weather, "You give us 3 minutes and we give you the world" sort of tripe. Radio in the NYC metroplex is really crappy, as many visitors have mentioned. Lot of Spanish and Indian stations have cropped up lately, but it's still lame here.

Ah, the 70's were all about self indulgence, some of those songs were broken up slightly for radio play. I didn't start enjoying music till the early 80's... Top 40 no less, but there's no accounting for taste when you're pre-pubescent O_o

masochistic?? nah i hate bondage lol

Lol, 'word is bond' was an old phrase from my day... or 'word' for short.

they still say that...masochism and bondage are sexual fetishms though lol

I guess Freud would agree with you, but some kids grow up only knowing bad attention, so to them (and a lesser degree, myself) getting whipped shows love or support.

'Poetic sullen' indeed, it comes from being a boring, undynamic character, whose old passions have dried up, and laid forgotten in a pile of ephemera, covered up with the dust of wasted years.

an interesting, provocative psychological sentiment...it's unfortunate that some people only receive attention through displays of bad behavior, thus most if not all bullies were bullied...i don't know if love/support is the real emotion one gets from being subjected to (sado)-masochism, although they certainly derive some form of comfort from said actions, perhaps because that's the only attention they were able to get during mental development (like you said). It's an astounding notion, how close we react to violence and sex. They are the two major aspects of life that have continuously undergone the most censorship treatment across all societies. In many brains these areas overlap...for me, neurons in the genital region of my somatosensory cortex established foreign connections with neighboring neurons, ergo I've ended up being attracted to dainty, pedicured female feet.

thats sad dood...atleast you got you can express your gloom poetically and adequately...all I have is this gay ass t-shirt

Hm, I had a things for the women's lowest regions as well, but in the 80's, when sneakers and slouch socks were big... cover it up, and guys wanna see what's underneath! Sounds like you and Doomroar have brains on your brains....

My father was rather dense, required a lot of intricate hot air on my part, to get him to understand certain things. I prefer T-shirts with pockets, for my keys, smokes... though currently, I'm wearing an 'In n Out Burger' shirt my brother sent me over a decade ago, only has a few holes in it :P

LOL you're wearing a short?? Is that like shorts but with one of the pant legs cut off? Do you wear it like an overstretched skirt? Or do you put it over you like an apron? Then you can use the pocket to place your cigarettes, keys, and In and Out goodies in

*sigh* one lousy character off... I corrected it. I guess a short would be singular: one pant leg only.

It reminds me of an old George Burns movie, where he plays God. John Denver asks him why man was created naked. "Well if I gave them clothes, they'd have pockets in them, then they'd want something to put in those pockets... that's where all the trouble starts: finding things worth having, to put into your pockets." Pocket envy.

It's okay VicariousE...go ahead and edit that post. It's not like that joke really meant anything to me...*sniffles and wipes eyes*

Sounds like God is fostering his own slippery slope fallacy. He could of just created them with basketball shorts and tank tops.

Pocket envy? I guess that makes film directors the black man of the pocket world, if you catch my drift...

Thanks for the poke to the ribs, I'm just getting the joke now :3 Guess I've got my barriers up too strong.

Umm, unpacking female tank tops... there's always a devil in the details. I forgot who played the devil.... probably Burns himself. Think he was in his 80's when he did those sorry ass early 80's, touchy-feely-family-fare flicks. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh,_God! Man, my past was fucked up and seemed to spread forward into the future :p @jackho

I do, and it's a (stretch) subject I've thought of writing, though it's far outside my expertise... what would a modern world look like without money? How do you quantify/compensate a person without money or maybe even numbers or math? Or would it be like the old file sharing days, where you upload 1 and get 3? Maybe banks would hold ownership slips over certain items....

I understand a little more why your life may end up in dire straits, there's not much worse in this world that I can think of than 80's family comedy films :P

Yep, you missed my drift there for sure :P Film directors often wear safari jackets and what body part is rumored to be particularly large on black males that men envy?

Well de-desiccate your dried up passions, and give it a shot! I assume it would resemble something of a meritocracy, smarter people would hold "higher" positions of power on a federal level, while the brawnier ones would hold more power on a local level. There would be no need for middle men. I imagine the world would be slightly less populated (poor families in third world countries would have less need to produce 20 children to work the fields to maximize income) although these groups would have more items as the monetary system would be replaced with old-world bartering..

Yeah, I got programmed hard, and without lube :p

The extra bone in their ankles?

The world, as it is now, is about 51% middle men :\ producing nothing and pocketing the hard work of others... it really reminds me of Zeedox's 'A Small Favor' game series :)

I didn't start enjoying music until I listened to stuff from the 60s, ha

For me it was Ozzy just after he left Black Sabbath. So I got into metal, then after high school, the 60's stuff, then into 70's prog rock. Now it's just whatever. Some of the gumball classics from the 50's are nice, Fallout soundtrack stuffs.... I like a bit of Asteroids Galaxy Tour O_o

I just absent mindedly listened to whatever was popular, then when I was 15 or so I randomly downloaded a Beatles album and just like that my destiny was revealed as I realized I was a classic rock snob in larvae form.

Mid-teens seems to be the age of reason when it comes to music, just glad I managed to evolve my tastes since then! No computer net back then, all my allowance/lawn mowing money went to cassette tapes, even the Columbia House "12 albums for a penny" deal.. and by the time that expired, I got a Sega CD (was my first player).

lol no, not the extra bone in their ankles, however if you got one racial stereotype right, i'm sure you know what I was talking about lol

from what do you base the 51% statistic. I was just referring to the notion of overemployment (yes, I went there) from large corporations hiring people for largely unnecessary jobs where said employees apply for these jobs for the sake of getting paid...when in turn they could be going to school and/or focusing on a valuable endeavor not a false one that predicates on a capitalist system.

where is the series? doesn't look Zeedox uploaded it to NewGrounds...

Irish folk have big thick dongs :|

The 'more than half' stat? More of an old expression than anything else, used by poor folk, who want to get paid for their hard work, and not support product pimps who wear shiny shoes and cars.

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Zeebarf *shakes head* http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/asmallfavor

From my extensive research amongst fully erect penis sizes in which I & my colleagues sampled thousands of healthy men from various races (where there was a clear, single dominant ethnic background) aged 22-50 I was able to come to a somewhat confident conclusion with a relatively small standard deviation (once removing outlier data) of average penis size per race. The results are as follows:

Aboriginal > South/Central African > North African > Black (all other) > Islander > Mountain Folk > Italian > Slavic > British (inc. Scottish & Irish) > Nordic > German > Caucasian (all other excluding French) > Central American > Hispanic (inc. Native American) > Middle Eastern/Eurasian > North Asian > French > Punjabi > South Asian

how would the average person be able to make statements about a rich man's work ethic without actually being with them for 8-10 hours a day though?

Oh, never played that game, but have seen the images. Played one of the Reemus games though.

Oh man, you write the hardest things to respond to..... lol? hard?

"You can't know a man, until you've walked a mile in his shoes."
"A rich man has about the same chance of entering Heaven, as a camel has, of passing through the eye of a needle."
"You say tomAto, I say tomAHto.... let's call the whole thing off."

It's a nice change from the potbellied Reemus, worth the medals. Though I did buy Part 3 of the Reemus tale, never finished it past what I had previously beaten in the demo version on NG...

Well then I'm doing my job then I guess??

RE: Quote 1- Yes
RE: Quote 2- Yes, that's from a New Testament Bible verse if I remember correctly, rich is those who lust for success above value, not rich as defined in luxury of worldly possessions
RE: Quote 3- I indeed do say tomAYto, however it's a vegetable in my book, even if it technically classifies as a fruit. Call what off exactly?

Thanks for your patronage to NewGrounds artists!! Can't say I'd pay for the game otherwise, I don't find much enjoyment in point and click games

RE: Quote 3 It's from a musical http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let%27s_call_the_whole_thing_off lousy, but it made the local lexicon of linguistic expressions, it means a simple matter of preference.

Confidentially, me neither O_o Meet the dev last year, so I thought getting it would boost his spirits... besides, I don't have anything good to play games on, so it's a low tech patronage. Nah, some point n clicks are okay! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blade_Runner_%281997_video_game%29 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rise_of_the_Dragon Them were some good games, for it's time.

I was once told even so we deal with the bad things that happen in our lives there is a reward at the end.

Even so, it's a straight and narrow path that leads there... doing the best that I can, will have to suffice :)

What are your thoughts on the next generation of cybering or having sex with others via the web? Do you cyber? Would you like to cyber with me sometime? HMU

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhGcfT8wF8VBPX9p6c

Funny, I've never done that. I've only talked dirty to girls I've previously met IRL, and even that was last century, over a copper phone line |: But even before that (in the late 80's) I knew someone who got fooled into jerking gerkin while a guy was on the other end of the keyboard... With video/webcam, it's (kinda) different. I guess I don't have an opinion. Adult preoccupations suck, especially just now.

That... what? Tell me you don't have one of those things. Bet it makes one helluva conversation piece lol

Am i pretty?

Dunno, are you? Picture looks okay (beautiful in fact), just reading your interview now. Asandir usually interviews prolific BBSers and artists, not bloggers like myself :p I guess like in real life, I'm a bit of a wall flower, not much for the center of action.

Seems like we know some of the same people here, your first posts are certainly better than mine were.

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