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VicariousE
Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism

Age 52, Male/Penis

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shit! now i have images! stop!
well im sry it wasnt late for me. besides you couldve replied the next day if it was so late but YOU chose not to SO DONT YOU BLAME ME OR I WILL BEAT YOU OLD ASS!
the list thing is a punishment for mention i would make a good mother so get on to it we can have a conversation on how the reasons r totally stupid afterwards -_-

I'm sorry, I don't do shock very well... never did.
Oh. Okay. So I should be punished for saying you could a good mother? Fat chance.

It's true a good person can be a lousy parent, I'll concede that (big time).
I've never been pregnant or gotten someone else pregnant... I don't even spread colds.
Just trying to be the best friend I can, in my own stupid way :3

well now i feel bad....................sry im in a fuck load of stress (maybe if i keep the child i'll name it after my dad.. O.o ......yes.....) yah it kinda was a punishment but honestly i just rly wanna know wat makes u say i would be a good mother bc i could think of like 50 reasons why i would suck at parenting -_-

Yeah, I've an 80 year old baby to look after, so I know how stressed family can be.
We've never met in person. You have a good sense of humor as well as a healthy mean streak (again from family stress). You know how to keep bills paid and un a house... that's something a lot of people your age don't know jack about. You love your little doggies and kitties, and wouldn't hurt them out of spite (I don't think). You've been in love with the same man for quite a while I guess (that's something else kids don't do well these days). You know enough of the physical world to make things of beauty, and through that, probably know some basic engineering. It seems like you believe in diversity, and can appreciate it's benefits. ...
Just petting my neutered, abandoned kitty. I've only seen one or two "bad" mommy cats in two dozen years of farm life. But, they weren't really bad, they just couldn't feed their babies, so they let someone else in the pride give em milk and snuggles.
I said you "could" be a good mother, that doesn't mean you should. You've reprimanded me in the past for telling you what to do, and I respect that. All I can say now is, "Be here now", as the hippies might say. There's no sin in abortion, from my point of view. There's also no sin in being a parent for the first time either.
I myself would not want a child, considering how bad things are going to get. There are going to be a lot of hungry, confused and angry people on this planet very soon, and I'm only one guy, with no one to fight for my name.

yeah...

and haha yeah she could
that would be both funny and a tad confusing for me because id know shes mad at me but i wouldnt know what shes mad about...

We're guys. Even when we get yelled at in English, we still don't know what's pissing them off.
It's usually emotional frustration, but we're guys, so we take it. That's our lot in life....
I guess that's why they call God a guy, cause he's the ultimate shit taker.

yeah...
although sometimes its possible to know why
but then again we're all only human i guess
except mermaids and mermen their half human half fish...

Who said I was human?

wooooow u pretty much discribed my entire backgroung story right there and like u stated we've never met in person ._.

Now that's creepier than, well, body things.
Does your BF work? How's his pregnancy?

hmm
not sure...

Ha, ha! You always gotta stop and thing about things, if you want to survive. I'm too clever to be a bot, but there are a lot of things out there that would drive a man mad if he knew.... just like me!

then we consider it funny we've been talking bout my body since yesterday :P
yes he run the local theater (wat it rly is, is a large building where ppl 14+ take classes bout acting and junk then every 2 months have a play which i do the backgrounds for) and he owns an instrument shop.
wat? O.o

[ugh, i wrote something nice but had to reboot]
Yep, guys can't get enough of your body....
I knew you made sets, but didn't know your man was the *the man*.
So can he get Viper's guitar sold? Does he play an instrument?

haha yeah
i can completely agree with that.
then again you know how people say you are what you eat?
would that make cannibals the only "true humans"?

and for some reason i keep watching Cops On Fire With Erections on here...
dont know why
but it ALWAYS makes me laugh
no matter how sad i get...its weird but i like theres something i can watch that does that if im not able to talk to Kupia for one reason or another...because she always makes me happy :3

OMG, you just rationalized every teenaged girl's obsession with vampires, 'cause they kinda eat their own...
I've seen it, but can't place it (stupid title.... oh, THAT one! Yeah, uh, it's in my favorites, but .... s___y's no hungry cat, ya hear? Still, it's got a lot of words that don't normally get stuck together often... good comedy.

Sea Weed, Great necessity of Sea Rastafari; Rock on fish bretheren.

Jah mon, got them green dreads bangin'....
I don't know why, but it reminds me of a scene in Logan's Run, an old post-apocalyptic movie set outside of D.C., in a dome where people over 30 are smoked... Fallout 3 anyone?

hahaha i totally did :D

i cant really explain why i like it so much...
seriously ive watched that easily about 50 times already
and it still makes me laugh
especially the monkey knife fight...
and the curtains on fire part
and the part with the cucumbers til the end

i want to find out where i can get the music that plays during the credits because i want that as my ringtone hahaha

Sexual Lobster's got some music posted, but not the score you were looking for... could always post the question on the review page (read them all first) or newspage - give 'em a double barrel question!

whoa when did you get the knife level O:

Guess just over a month ago... I'll be trading my shiny star for a shield of some sort pretty soon.
It's a nice knife... Guess I'll find out next month what the other ancient icon is.
Thanks for the stat-bling mention.

Fallout 3 is probably the baddest ass game of all time.

Definitely. Played it good, bad and indifferent with both sexes. GTA: San Andreas was a close second.

hmm i could...
but for some reason im tired :/
i dont know why im tired so much lately

wow...didnt even notice it
weird right?
i now have my flaming axe and next im getting that one bone axe thingy that was from the previous design
and you're welcome

Did you have a problem with sleep while you were going to school? 5-7 hours asleep a day... napping is like cheating, just makes things worse. Knock on veneer, I've been doing okay... though 5 or 6 this morning my back snapped, woke me up a for an hour or two.

I look at ages and dates of membership, though the fancy level icon and badges do have their respect appeal.

that made me sound like some slut...
haha yah dat makes it easier to work for but most ppl there dont know we're together....maybe cuz we dont make it seem like we are
i guess he can if he rly wanted to and if someone wanted to buy it
he plays bass, cello, viola and flute......
why was there mention of me being a hungry cat? O.o

Well, the text got lost when I had to reboot... didn't mean to sound slutty.
I guess you two carry on most professionally. Respect for that always.
Dunno 'bout Viper if he still wants to sell the guitar I mentioned... just looking out for ma homies.
My pop's father used to fiddle... Talented man you got there.
Yeah, uh, Viper watched this video on NG here and... it's just an inside joke, too grossly funny, like if HS kids did the Garbage Patch kids cartoon.

actually no...i went to bed everyday at about midnight and woke up at 7 and was wide awake til about midnight the next night, and went to sleep and repeated

i actually dont pay attention to sign-up dates
doesnt really matter much to me...
i just pay attention to if the person is nice or if they're a troll trying to pick a fight with someone

I used to push my luck and stay upast 1 or 2 sometimes and be up before 7.... I cheated though, and took a nap after getting home from school.

Oh I trolled a bit here before I met you. Wasn't on purpose, just my awkwardness towards fellow artists. I artisan no more :(

*reads s___y's last comment*
*then reads vicariouse's last response*
yeah i can see what you mean about the slut thing ._.
i dont think you're a slut
*pats on back*

Kupia is learning to play the violin...
thats gonna work out when i learn the banjo or something and we start our folk band together along with the band we're already in :3

bad news on my part Kupia's internet is going to be out for a week :(
and we cant text much since shes running out of credits on her phone D:
i guess a week isn't that long...
although im going to miss her til we can talk again :'(
there was a point were we almost didnt talk for like 3 months because her computer was broken and i couldn't text her and her mom wouldnt let her on her computer. so she went on it while she was at work and had to leave when she saw she was home...
and that kept going on for about 2 months til her laptop was "fixed" and she was able to use it again. i say "fixed" because it was still broken but she was able to turn it on now...
about a month later it broke again and she had to go back to doing the sneaking on the other computer til she went to her grandma's and she got to use her grandpa's laptop and then we got to talk. then the last time she was there (for like 2 months) her laptop was brought home and it was finally actually FIXED.

long comment is long...

The neck screeching instrument... my brother's trying to learn on the one I found in the house we now rent (it was probably his, though it might have been my mom's father... they both lived there).

Yeah I can empathize with no internets. Once a week I'd take a nice leisurely drive 35 miles South to my cousins and use their computer... burned up a lot of floppies, CD's and finally a 1 GB flash drive to bring my canned 'net home. A lot of NG flashes took that nightly trip home with me... along with porn, movies and music too. I'd never buy a laptop for that reason: they're too expensive and tightly packed to be useful. I mean, they're like the Prius of computing... I wanna thing I can work on, swap parts, clean and refine. The only reason I'm using one now, is cause it was free and it's got a wifi chip in it.

uh thx? im not a slut ._.
im no genius but arent long comments supposed to be long? plus u had 2 comments....so that kinda made it longer : I

No implications of sluttiness were construed or implied.
It's just a variation of an expression that currently eludes me. oh Haters gonna hate, maybe.
Compartmentalized comments are acceptable as well.

whoa theres almost 100 comments! :O

I can't tell from here, but I think so when I saw over 100.

and now i win!! :D :P again!! woo!!

I'd ring the big cast iron dinner bell outside, but that two floors down and would scare the cats.
It's been humid here. Got the same not-Hydrox cookies, but they're a little soft.

yeah you won :P
i was actually going to do what you just did
but i decided you deserved it for what you're going though and all that...

S___y's got a knack for that. I wonder if she can do that with traffic.... as in avoidance of.

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