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VicariousE
Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism

Age 52, Male/Penis

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no u werent
you probably had to just leave!

You still win though!
Plus Viper's bored of talking to me anyway... gotta make room for teh lady.

but i was waiting D:
then after you commented i left the room to go find a notebook of mine because i was going to write some stuff in it, but i couldn't find it :/
didnt help much that my sister's stupid dog was freaking out because people were walking by the house...

Yeah I had a dog bark at me from across the street coming back for Marlboro purchasing... then this scummy dude I went to HS with (and his buddy?) were across the intersection, "Hey (insert real name)!" I waved and looked out for traffic so they could turn, and get out of my damn way. They were on noisy Harley's I guess... the Seniors dropped him outta the 2nd floor of the HS - I probably got more things wrong with me than him.

see i was right!

You vote Republican?

in a way...

Noe you were correct. He did leave the computer for a more analog writing device.

i did that a few times too...but when i stayed up that late i didnt wake up in time to go to school...

ive never trolled anywhere...ever...

that sucks about the having to drive that far :/
id get one...but i already have this computer and i dont feel like buying another one when this one is working perfectly fine. the only reason id get one is so i can talk on it to people and and be on here while in not home.
but thats not a good enough reason. because the only people i talk to other than people on here are Kupia and my family. and i prefer talking to Kupia...i was actually planning on (when i come back from either Norway or Brazil) to move out after i get a job and can afford my own place and just never talking to my family again because i just dont like them at all. and just talking to Kupia :3
besides i want her to be my family :P
she'd be the best family i could ever hope to have
and it would be awesome :D
although years from now i want to...ya know...marry her and all that :)
but shes kinda on the fence about that at the moment...but i hope after a few years of being together she warms up to the idea and decides she wants to do it
then i would have had the best girlfriend and now best wife in the whole world :D
woo
awesome O:

i keep talking about Kupia...
but i cant stop...
because shes all i think about everyday :P
and that makes me happy :)
oh and she asked me if i could find her 2 alice in chains cds
and she said if i do and send them to her along with the other stuff she'll buy me a fender jaguar when shes able to :D
i mean i said i didnt want her to...but she convinced me to let her if she decided i deserved it...

Nah, the trip's nice back roads, plus off-peak hours means I can drive thriftily.

When you mention Kupia being your family.... that's very touching. I realize I haven't felt love in a long time.

hmm okay. theres not much to see while driving around here though...
just: cornfields, cornfields, a farm, oh and look at that more cornfields -_-

well id love for her to be my family :)
that would make me REALLY happy
seriously i cant think of really anything else that would make me happier than that. other than if she decides she wants to ehm "add onto" our family. if you get what i mean *wink wink*
hahaha

*pats on shoulder*
dont worry dude you'll find someone who you'll love and that they'll love you back
it just takes a bit of time
and when you find that person hold onto them and make sure to not let em go
it feels weird that im telling this stuff to you and you're like 20 years older than i am...
oh well what can ya do i guess

Well, the roads here are colonial, so they sway and swerve through the trees. It's damn nice ride in the Southern part of the state... although,, the pine barrens are just that - boring.

Yeah, you guys could make sea monkeys together... :3

Maybe...

the roads here were mostly made for farmers ._.
nothing interesting has ever happened here
except for the I&M canal being put in in like the 1850's or 60's or something like that by Irish immigrants...

my dad killed EVERY sea monkey i ever had by "accident" EVERY TIME
how does one accidentally take the tank and spill it all in a trash can?
or pour them out all over a counter top in the kitchen and proceed to hit them with things
(that time i was lucky enough to save a few but they died a few days later)

dont worry dude you'll find love :3
(yet again weird that IM saying this...)

Took the Interstate over that canal. My sis lived near where the Donner party ate themselves. A little closer to her: a few miles of mountain where Chinese and Irish workers killed themselves putting tunnels in that were never used... strange people creep there now (probably looking for bones, or to become them... don't remember if it was her or me that thought of an excellent creeper movie set)...
There's a few places in NJ I'd like to visit still. It's rad I live near Monmouth Battlefield... maybe someday the cartoon of the event will be online, and I can link to it here.

That tank stink? Pop creeped out over brine shrimp?

Without a single woman to love, I find that loving humanity sucks, but I keep trying...

i had sea monkeys.............i hate monkeys.....they're stupid, ugly and annoying :(
yay somehow im always the 100th commenter everywhere! :D
im not sure wat i vote
and no we just never talk like a "couple" while im there i guess......honestly now that im saying this i dont think we ever talk bout our relationship much bc it always leads to fights and then we end up breaking up for a while O.o
r u talking bout my bf or ur gramps? ._.
oh and woo i was right! and right bout being right! :U

I got the kit when I just moved into the farm house (no art farm). But you had to mail in a card to get the brine through the mail.... even then, only half a dozen lived, then died soon after. I guess there's a shelf life or heat thing with them....

Well, despite the fighting, at least you can work together (hopefully happily). I'm dreading tomorrow. I have to find a buried tank in hard ground, with him there. He's the reason my back's tore in 3 of the five major spots - yelling at my hard labor, like a slave driver.

hmm thats interesting...i read a few things about the donner party when i was in i wanna say...8th grade or something like that

nothing like that is around here :/

i dont know...the tank was fine though. so it couldn't have been that.

ah well keep trying dude

Settlers took a cheap guide to Oregon, they did not take the trail... got stuck in a small valley when Winter hit, and ate the dieing and dead... most of the survivors never ate human flesh. Donner, party of 122, your table is waiting.

Don't be modest - your neck of the woods spurred assembly line food production, transportation, health ideas and a big city out of nowhere.

Microscopic animals are really worth looking at, like, dust mites and those bugs that make you itch dry skin...

i filled a whole bathtub full of sea monkeys then threw my brother in them....sure it got me grounded for 2 months but it was worth it :D and yes i had enough to fill an entire bathtub it was cuz i had like 4 or 5 tanks and i did a rly good job growing them there was like 30 in one tank ._.
yah we can work together although we mostly dont thats like the only thing we do together....other than like....stuff.....but ya...and he used to be in a lot of my classes so we were partners in a lot of school projects...
my father never treated me like a slave O.o.......he taught me never to question the odds, never to take orders from unimportant people and to be bold and creative in all your work other wise your counted normal and serious and thats boring :P
i think Viper may be in love with you.....hes here a lot......i mean A LOT.....and dont try to say i am too bc he comments here more than me -_-

My brother threw a handful of mini toads into my bath water when I was 6 or so... his GF at the time was like, well, you grew up on a farm... not true. We moved up to the farmhouse after my pop's pop died. Guess that was payback for the pot-brownie thing my sis made me pull on him.
Awww, school sweethearts :3
My pop didn't want employees after his paving business went bust, and his employees bought his equipment and failed a few months later... it was kinda sabotaged. After that, I was his cheap and easy to yell at workforce. Caused me some issues, since I was not old enough to shovel 2 1/2" bluestone by hand and operate several tons of machinery (both almost killed me). I still find it amazing that you need a degree to operate a transit (tripod scope and a large wooden ruler... to measure the vertical levels of roads, pipes and foundations) - I did that shit before I was getting proper boners. Guess I was raised Chinese by white trash....
Your pop's rules seem valid, though a financial level or two above mine - I did just that with my video and TV stuff, but the economy tanked when W, the antichrist, "won" the election in late 1999.
Guess I'm like Brock from Pokemon... bad squinty eyes and all. Sharing real&useful knowledge is what makes the web wonderful.

Angry music is angry, Blues is blue, Grunge is "dead", And Justin Bieber--Fuck you.

I can support that, though it'd make a lousy newspage blurb on my part.

Spread the good word.

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... only Justin Beaver to the girly sect would be more like 'you fuck'... lil girls have such preverted imaginations.

OI! I'LL KICK YOU IN THE YARBLOCKOS!

Friends keep friends from being yarblocko kickers.

it was a bad way to die thats for sure :/
and to think if they made it there without any of that stuff happening no one would know who they were now.

yeah i guess...but i dont really like it that much around here

yeah i know what you mean, we looked at them in my science class. they were kinda cool looking.

oh haha s___y very funny
im on here so much because im bored a good chunk of the day and i end up being on newgrounds to try to entertain myself and quell my boredom

I'm just quelling my introvertedness. Plus I'm fresh outta road legal vehicles wiz der proper paperz.

I couldn't imagine being under the same travois, freezing to death, while someone, cooks someone else. Madness. It's mostly a pork meat smell, with a hint of hot monkey - prolonged whiffing not aesthetically displeasing after 20 seconds.

i dont want to have to see anything like that happen ever...
and i cant even imagine how they must have felt having to go through that stuff

and my eyes are killing me
my tv is screwed up and color is weird and it hurts my eyes to look at it longer than a minute
and when i try to fix it nothing changes...

TV and hunger are bad for you.. so are drunken teens, dancing between you and your WI-fi IP. Yet these things come to pass. Might be worth watching the History channel version of the Donner party.

The human condition is fascinating. If it wasn't, they never would've invented punk rock.

Ever watch They Live with the alien seeing sunglasses? Maybe the aliens got their brainwashing equipment working again... or someone purposely fiddled with settings somewhere.

i used to be a little girl once......i mean im still a girl and still considered "little" to some ppl ._.
no! we were neighbors! we still are!..........just.....in bed now ._.
u grew up in a farmhouse? -_- so ur a farmer or a cowboy? ._. my great great great uncle was in world war I i think.....he had a farm....in Australia.....he had kangeroo too (hehe that rhymed! :D)
i LOVED Brock! he was like the only one out of the three was ACTUALLY non-irritating!
kay so you've never played Pokemon but aperrently you've watched it? who does that!?!?!?
thank you viper i actually sometimes consider myself very funny too :) but yah i get bored too.....ppl here are weirdly entertaining :P

Wat's the diff between -_- and ._.?
Hmm, an idea formed... Huh, oh, yeah, neighbors first, then cuddlebuddies; my brain flatulence knows no bounds :3
I don't wrangle critters anymore. I have I told... "What's the diff between a real cowboy and a fake cowboy?"
"A real cowboy has bullshit on the outside of his boots."
Poor ppl watch Pokemon, and not play the NES or GaimeBoi version... though I do have some found Pokemon and YuGiOh cards (I liked YuGiOh Saturday mornings.)
I like randomly entertaining weird ppl. It's more than just boredom though - it's like magic to be able to communicate so.

In the very early 80's I wrote a short story for a 5th grade class called "Logon", where our hero just begins to talk to a female his age (online), meets a bully that knows them both (real world), and the hero manages to save the girl through this IRC thingy, right after they meet in real life.
A bit convoluted, but that sort of whimsical, ethereal relationship happens everyday now. I was a brilliant, unappreciated lil shit all those years ago... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TRS-
80#Model_II

yeah they are...
i think i might have seen a thing on there about the Donner Party awhile ago but i dont remember much about it

i dont think i have...but who knows i might have at some point for all i know

You'd remember They Live, unless it was a long time ago. One of "Rowdy" Roddy Piper's best movies outside of Hell Comes to Frogtown. I'm glad there were a lot of good 80's B movies.

hmm...i dont really know...
cuddlebuddies XD.......yah thats funny
i personally hate cowboys...and Texas.....its so FUCKING boring there!! and cowboys are just irritating with their stupid little lassos!
heh poor ppl have not had a proper childhood
when i was in 5th grade i wrote a story bout a little 9 year old who was abused by her father, so she ran away to an all girls orphanage but the woman who runs it makes the girls work on this farm and wont give them any food until they've worked their asses off and she sometimes goes off into the woods to see this hunter whos mother was drowned by this guy with 7 wives who wanted to marry her. and then she gets shot by the dude in the woods bc they had this huge fight bout running away together :) then i drew some pictures to go along with every chapter :D
i rly thought the pistures described more of the story than the writing ._.
i got a C then i was sent to special programs -and advanced art and writing :)- and they called my mom to let her know how disturbing i was.

Don't you just love it in school when they say, Be creative, then you are, then they get all weird about it and rat to your parents? It could've happened to me more, but luckily, the teachers I had (who weren't whiny no-brained liberals) just had a good talk w/ me. I had no trouble jumping rope with words back then.... Can only wonder how graphic the pictures were to your story; that's usually what gets bees in their bonnet (they train ppl working w/ kids to "diagnose" drawings). My imagination was pretty big from an early age, so that caused probs.
I never took Art, and I could've done an after school thing in writing, but I had work and there was no school credit for the effort. The course I had were pretty lame in school - now they have engineering, electronics and all kinda cool shit. I'm glad you got the chance to learn what you wanted.

hmm
i do like Rowdy Roddy Piper...
and i do like some 80's B Movies
i also like 50's and 60's B Movies too...

Wonder how he's been making out (if he's still alive)... I kept the movie When Worlds Collide, but there's another one just like that that was a little grittier. The sixties were a weird time for movies, to say the least, like Zardoz with Sean Connery in a diaper and mad braided ponytail. The trailer's enough to watch..... http://www.movie-list.com/ took a few search pages to find the link, but they'll have it (shit, they don't. how strange....). It's a shame they didn't turn first on the list!

Just got a new blue0y-rocky song up, damn audio portal thing is still broken :(...

Wow, what a lot of good content on tap for tonight!
Damn bro, your audio tab's still wonky? Did you make a new post?
I'm going to make time to find and post to liljim's bug thread....

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