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Viper 2012-03-20 01:32:26

well we were talking on Facebook i wanna say...2 hours ago or something like that
and i told her about that and she was really on board with the ps3 thing
i was going to go to gamestop to get a used one so i dont end up spending an arm and a leg on one.
and she was the one who suggested the playing online together. but the game she suggested was Red Dead. and we're celebrating another month together tomorrow :) well technically today
we're actually celebrating a year together on 4/20. and that would be a fun thing to do on your 1 year anniversary :D

oh and apparently if she doesnt pass these tests it would greatly hinder her chances of going to norway D: which would suck.
although since she was going to teach me Portuguese...i told her that if she doesnt go to Norway im more than likely going to go to her and spend the year with her :P
that would be fun.
and i told her that if that happens im going to walk with her to school everyday and wait for her outside til she got out and walked with her home. and fight off the snakes that sometimes live outside her house...even though she said she could just go through her window and unlock the door so i can get inside i prefer the fighting snakes...
but all in all its going to be fun no matter what happens with that.

on a side note...
did you stat whore today? O:

VicariousE 2012-03-20 01:32:26 (Updated 2012-03-20 02:05:32)

So you're going to celebrate your anniversary by killing other folk online? You realize that's the day the Columbine school massacre happened?
The poison ropes are bad enough, but what about the ones with the speed shooters that come out of the slums? I worry about the things in there..... but, yeah easy way to die, snakes, plus they get in places to cool off. Are there many left in Brazil that speak French? My cousin used to go down to Rio a lot, seen things change there.
Yes, I get about 20 purple submissions a day, now that I get online at home.
Oh and Happy 100th post! I'm surprised I got to 48 in such a short time back here.

Viper 2012-03-20 02:19:07

i know...i also know its Hitler's birthday as well
but im not a fan of what those people did. and how they decided to blame Marilyn Manson for what those people did at Columbine -_-

dont really know what to say about the ropes and speed shooters ._.
im in no way afraid of snakes. that gives me an edge over Indiana Jones hahaha
not that i know of. i know she can speak a bit of French and Italian because her ancestors were from France and Italy whereas mine were from Germany, Ireland, Norway, and some other European country. but shes learning French now. shes taking classes for it. and if she gets to go to Norway and i dont know Norwegian that well im going to see if i can find someone there that can teach me so i can talk to people there and do stuff. but if she cant and i end up going to Brazil i'll just keep learning Portuguese so i can talk to her and her friends there...one of which im kinda fearing for my life around because she LOVES alien stuff and i have the x-files theme for when i get texts on my phone...so im hoping i dont get a text while im around her O_O

i havent gotten around to voting much in the portal today...
i voted on like 30 things yesterday though...so that kinda makes up for it hahaha

thanks dude :D
and thats pretty much just me now doing that til S___y gets over her sickness and can come back on here ._.

VicariousE 2012-03-20 02:19:07

Bowling for Columbine was a good movie, in it Manson commented well on the subject.
Kupia's friend sounds like Dita from Vandread... she can call you Mr. Alien!
I put some time outside cleaning up, since pop wasn't likely to bother me... still I try to get a reasonable amount every time... at least 5. I got lot's of catching up to do.
I managed to flush my pop's cold out before it could reproduce in me. Never ignore your body's instinct for that "I think I'm getting sick" feeling.

Viper 2012-03-20 02:19:56

and i just drank a frappuccino and another starbucks thing...
so my brain is REALLY confused
because im tired yet im wide awake at the same time
weird...

VicariousE 2012-03-20 02:19:56

If S___y was around, she'd beat your beehive for drinking brew this late!

Viper 2012-03-20 02:22:09

but im going to go to bed soon
right after this download im doing ends
its a Cathedral album
The Guessing Game

VicariousE 2012-03-20 02:22:09

Shouldn't be long. Hope you get the album covers with it. I miss the lyric sheets from cassettes and cd's.....

Viper 2012-03-20 13:01:28

i watched that in a class i had. its a really good movie
she does a bit...

i tend to ignore it often so i can keep going about my normal schedule and not be side tracked by being sick

but i dont want my beehive being beaten D: the bees will get mad at me for that

yeah...and i did
and i do :(
and it sucks that cds might be going the way of cassettes soon too D:

VicariousE 2012-03-20 13:01:28

I finally got some sleep, as the old man's moaning screaming rants have subsided a bit.
I'm definitely sick, but nowhere near as bad pop (or the medical technician who got him and probably others that way)... It cost medicare 2000$ per visit to do dialysis... that's 6 grand a week!! From what I'm told, they run it like a McD's. Plus they're a national chain, so there's no where else to go.
How far away is the closest "venue" for you? I'm literally within spitting distance of all the good Jersey spots (the nicer people down south have their own clubs, but I'm an hour or so away from there)

sandy25198 2012-03-20 18:21:45

so nothin foreign? poosicles :( but then again i am racist (DEFY THE POWER!!! >:C)
viper i've gone for only about a week and ur already tryin to replace me??? V_V
ahhhhh dats a damn shame......
oh and i didnt get wat my bf had i just got hugs and kisses and tiny lil sperms!

VicariousE 2012-03-20 18:21:45 (Updated 2012-03-20 19:51:08)

No one can replace s___y!
I'm glad you're feeling better, and you've only gotten good things from your man.... hugs n' kisses n' ??
Damn, only takes one of those lil things to get pr... pre...
Nope can't say it. I'd think you'd be an awesome mommy though.

Viper 2012-03-20 18:37:15

thats good you need your sleep.
that sucks :/
and HOLY SHIT! thats A LOT
venue? like music stuff? if thats what you mean thats about...40 miles from here now. there was one that was just a town over but they got shut down because they never paid rent or any bills...hell there was a time when (while i was in a band) the band i was in was supposed to play a show there and they didnt pay their electricity bill and all of the bands ended up sitting in the dark in the building in silence for roughly...3 hours til we were all told to leave.

and O:
shes alive
hmm sounds like you at least had fun then hahaha
(i dont want to think about that stuff about other people...thanks a lot now my brain is broken, ya happy now? haha)

VicariousE 2012-03-20 18:37:15

Yeah, I should be okay tonight too, plus my back feeling better now that the backbreakers haven't gotten to me. Yeah 2 large for blood filtering, and their staff sucks. This is why America has failed - corporations move faster than the gov't.

I think s___y's more alive than either of us.

Viper 2012-03-20 19:59:07

well i guess thats a plus...

but still dude that a lot for that stuff D:

and she is...
i wish i was as alive but alas i am not...hahaha

VicariousE 2012-03-20 19:59:07

I know... it's depressing, and I'm sure he'll go get stuck and drained tomorrow (he didn't go yesterday, so he's gotta go tomorrow).

She's doubly alive now! Guess that's why the serious upchucking was goin' on.... I never got anyone pregnant before, so I don't know. I've been refused work 'cause I don't have any kids. I should've totally sued the shit out that camp! The guy they hired probably didn't last a week.

sandy25198 2012-03-20 20:25:31

psht no! i dont sperms in me! ever noticed how sperm rhymes with germ? yes, yes it does and because of his sperms and a stupid defective condom i have a 4 month old germ growing in my uterus!
UGH math and science! goddamn! didnt i already have enough? do i rly more?!?
oh im alive alright, im so alive i have another lil thing living inside me

anyone know how to kill a baby inside a uterus without rly hurting the person holding the baby? ._. .................this is important by the way

VicariousE 2012-03-20 20:25:31 (Updated 2012-03-20 21:01:14)

Well, at least the sperm wasn't germy.

Too late for the Plan B pill, I think. Planned Parenthood is the only thing I can think of. The fetus can be sucked out for less than a grand (two of my ex-gf's have had them after they broke up with me). The thing is, you can't more than two or three abortions like that, or your uterus might get too badly scratched to have another child...

I don't know how much a hospital or a very good clinic would cost, but, it's up to you to check these things out locally or maybe even online.

Viper 2012-03-20 20:33:26

DUDE I CANT IMAGINE YOU BEING A MOM!
thats not something i thought id have to hear YOU saying til YEARS from now
(unless you left NG before then...)
i dont know what to tell you about the not hurting you thing though...
no matter what you do its gonna hurt like hell...

seriously and Kupia was saying shes not responsible enough to have a kid...
(no offense)
sorry about all of this but this is a HUGE shock dude

VicariousE 2012-03-20 20:33:26

I think s___y would be a good mommy, but if it's too soon for her to afford a child (emotionally, physically, economically....), than it's okay with me. My mommy almost aborted me, but decided to let me live. She was pretty old when she had me and things were very tight financially. I would've been okay with aborting me.

Not shocking at all, though the pill might be a good alternative to the spermbags. I wish guys had the pill - I'd be willing to go 50/50 on birth control if I had a woman.

kisame 2012-03-20 21:12:56

Comment on my newspost.

VicariousE 2012-03-20 21:12:56 (Updated 2012-03-20 21:19:19)

I did.
Now I'm gonna make stuff into food, so I cant eat for a little while.
This certainly has turned out to be a Charles Dickens kind of day....

Viper 2012-03-20 21:28:10

i guess she would be...

but that would have sucked if that happened though...

that would help out in the long run...

and Kupia left for French lessons over 4 hours ago and still isn't back...
i hope shes okay :( i mean shes probably studying so i should try not to get too worried over nothing
but i cant text her or anything so i have no way to contact her at all other than when we're both on a computer or if im away and shes on a computer (she can text me from this one site she found)

VicariousE 2012-03-20 21:28:10

Women.
Does Kupia have work as well as school?

Viper 2012-03-20 22:02:06

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
i found a way to text Kupia now :D
we were just texting each other a few minutes ago

VicariousE 2012-03-20 22:02:06

Yep. It looks like we're all alive for another day. It was called IRC internet relay chat... don't they have Trillian anymore? So does she text from phone, then you pick it up on a computer?
Just had my three SCRAMBLED eggs, fried potatoes and a deer sausage... went down a treat.

sandy25198 2012-03-20 23:37:41

dude i cant imagine me as a mom either i'd suck at it! i dont even know wat moms do! my mom never paid much atention to me! plus i dont even like kids and babies. wats so cute bout em anyway they're just tiny chubby ppl who have speaking disorders and r uneducated big deal theres midgets out there who could pas for that!
well 4 months no i think (4 months unnoticed? im such a fucking dumbass!)
thank you viper for agreeing this is totally wack when no else seems to think so!
and Vikkie darling give me 10 reasons in list form of how i would make a good mother! in complete sentence!

VicariousE 2012-03-20 23:37:41 (Updated 2012-03-21 00:12:31)

Oh fuck...
Heywait. My germs never caused this!
You can't get pregnant from cookie swapping!
y u do this so late at nite 2 me???

My sister worked for the March of Dimes, so she knows... only she aint home or is coma-ed out... I'll try tomorrow a little earlier either way.
As for reasons... I was told by the gypsy-lady that God doesn't think abortion is a problem - it's not killing. The choice to prune is up to you. I'm sure one abortion won't prevent future budding.
At 18, my sister changed my diaper, and she never had kids, so, learn what life's about, then create one.
I could certainly make you a list of reasons.... as long as your arm and your BF's schlong.
You seem fantastically adaptive... y not u mommy?

Viper 2012-03-20 23:53:17

technically yes
she babysits and teaches guitar to people
as well as do drawings and that stuff for people and gets paid for em

woo another day of living O:
and no i mean i found a way to text her from my phone to hers
before it was her going on a computer to send me a text

VicariousE 2012-03-20 23:53:17

She hustles. We all do that... takes practice. In a big city, it's easier.

Okay... I had it reversed.

Viper 2012-03-21 01:07:44

i guess...
and i dont D:

yeah
well now we can text each other on our phones O:
but shes almost out of credit things for her phone so less texting coming from her
but im going to text her every night before i go to bed and leave her a message to read in the morning because i have unlimited texting on my phone :D

VicariousE 2012-03-21 01:07:44

Send and receive are different rates for her aren't they?
Sounds like a plan.
I love it when a plan comes together...

Viper 2012-03-21 01:33:38

yep :/
well i offered to get her more credits for her phone but she said no...more than once

it is :D
i just texted her a few minutes ago to tell her that if shes reading the message i just sent her shes not asleep and that she needs to go to sleep because she has a chem. test tomorrow (technically today)

VicariousE 2012-03-21 01:33:38

Yeah, its probably easier and cheaper for her to get the refill cards there.
You've got studying too, yes? You got one big test to pass... but which language? Will you be cruising Norsk street or pushing your car on Brazil boulevard?

Viper 2012-03-21 12:55:24

yeah probably...

i do :/
but i dont know which language im going to have to learn though.
if shes going to norway i need to learn Norwegian
but if she cant then i have to learn Portuguese
so im in a bit of a pickle right now...

when i find out which i need to learn then i'll get to learning it more than i have lately so i'll be somewhat ready when i get there

VicariousE 2012-03-21 12:55:24

I'm assuming she''s fluent in Portuguese... or is that why she's having trouble in school?

Viper 2012-03-21 13:47:34

but in the end im going to end up learning both anyways...

VicariousE 2012-03-21 13:47:34

In order, which are Kupia's best languages?

Viper 2012-03-21 14:19:49

yeah...
shes also somewhat fluent in Spanish, and can speak English better than A LOT of people i know ._.
she can also speak some Italian and German along with being able to speak Norwegian and being able to speak French...
having a multilingual girlfriend is fun :D
especially when shes not paying attention while we're talking and she starts talking in Portuguese without knowing it...then when she realizes it she gets a little bit embarrassed :)
but i think its a bit funny :P

VicariousE 2012-03-21 14:19:49

So Portuguese isn't a problem for her... good. So can she write it well? That's how she passes tests.
"having a multilingual girlfriend is fun :D"... boy that sounds dirty. That means she can cuss you out, and you'll just have to sit there and take it.

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