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VicariousE
Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism

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Asterix.

Posted by VicariousE - September 15th, 2013


Although more popular in Europe, I followed Asterix the best I could. The bulk of the comics were created before I was born. My brother worked for an importer, who laminated British imported copies of this august series. Grateful for my brothers', expertise, he generously gave him one of each. He gave them to me (instead of pawning them). I gave some away, at least those I had multiple copies of, and the rest, I have to this day, over 30 years later. Many a ketchup sandwich and chocolate milk were had over those pages.... there were some rough times, and Ma always had a gallon of milk.

It took almost 2 years to attain 6 comic books from the British distributor... tariffs, mailing to the US and direct sales weren't their bag it seemed. My mother hand-wrote a letter to them on my behalf, along with an amount of US currency (mail order or check, I disremember which). They called twice to politely protest the request, but eventually relented and sent a few of the copies I requested (that were in stock), along with the British equivalent in funds not used. It's a shame, but I think the 2-3 letters of correspondence with them has been lost.

Asterix in Switzerland: Page 1, Page 3, Page 4, Page 5, Page 6, Page 7, Page 8, Page 9, Page 10, Page 11- Asterix and the Normans (odd page), Asterix and Cleopatra (odd page), Asterix and Cleopatra (last page), Asterix and the Soothsayer (random page). List of Asterix comic books so far.

Asterix.


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old but gold

Damn straight man! The linework is quite bespoke, and better than most comics of the time... well, maybe not Prince Valiant, but who liked that comic anyway O_o?

I've read quite a bit of Asterix but I've never owned any

They're pretty expensive! I'm still missing a few from my collection, and I know each one is around 10 bucks O_O these days. Just glad my local library has a decent selection for teh kiddies... but they also have a massive selection of manga. Heh, guess that's just me, living in the past, hoping for younger converts.....

Just realized that you had a new post ._.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/625080
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/625324
watch these

Heh, yeah s'okay, it all gets updated over the same feed, which is (was) so un-Newgroundsian... remember when we had to check everyone's post from bookmarks or memory? Soo many comments I left, and I know not what they said (before the redesign)

Oh god I hated having to do that. It was seriously like...the best thing ever when they made the feeds. I was actually happier when they introduced the feeds than I was when Tom announced they tweaked the voting system and all that. Now I'll almost never miss any comments, replies to comments, replies to posts I made in the BBS, reviews of my stuff, or anything else like that.

Yeah, that feed-thing sure made sulking around here a lot easier. I like getting responses to stuff I made months ago... it's always, like "Who the fuck did I say this to and when, why...?!"

I dunno why but I feel I'd like it more if they tracked it as far back as possible. So just in case there were any comments you missed or something you'd be able to see em and respond to them.

Nah, the retroactive stuff would've been harder for the feed thing to handle, I'm sure.... also kinda creepy, the further back you went (and pointless too, since the internet is so up to date and topical..).

Now that is to like something, lets hope shadman never finds this... he has a thing for desecrating childhoods... and i myself got to read some Asterix and Obelix in the newspaper, they divided a story in issues so to complete one chapter it took 4 weeks hahaha, they also passed spiderman, but the spider guy can't compare with Asterix, and welll i have to confess Calvin and Hobbes were my favorites of them all.

Nah, there were never any notable/sexy chicks in the Asterix comics, other than Geriatrix's wife, and rarely reprised Panacea character. Both Calvin and Hobbes and Asterix dealt with the unfortunate realities of adult life, in very different ways.

You need to listen to this ._.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvEBMsXEWgM
One of the first few "Viking Metal" albums.

Got it playing now.... so there's some Norman, I mean Viking lyrics? Hm, somekindalyrics... You know, Helloween did a song called Twilight of the Gods, about a future defense grid....

Quick update.
Tattoo delayed until Thursday 26th due to infected pimple on neck. It sucks but what can I do. I will of course send you pics when it's done. If you want to see what it will look like anyway. www.dafont.com use the search engine (top right of page) and type in brother tattoo, click search, next page appears. About halfway down the page on the left Preview, type Shannon in the Text Field make the size Large and hit submit. It's a little small even when you hit Large but mine will be even bigger still. Maybe another 1 to 1.5 inches wider.
Hehe. Have fun.

Wow, that's a crackin' good font!! Um, maybe send me picture, after the swelling goes down. Hate to see hamburger...

Yeah. The main concept behind "Viking Metal" is that they use Viking imagery and have lyrics that deal with Viking stuff. I think I've heard that before. Also Amon Amarth have an album called Twilight Of The Thunder God.

Makes me long for the days I had friends and LAN parties... we'd swap games and music too. Like a digital swap meet lol

Sounds interesting. That reminds me of the fact that Sense-Offender told me to make an AIM and I did but I still have yet to use it.

Also this song has been stuck in my head for like an hour (even though I've been listening to Amon Amarth and Bathory for the past 1 - 1 1/2 hours.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzYyvCVY4uU

Ah, I remember that old chestnut! I imagine I still have Alice Cooper's best of album on cassette. Still have no idea wtf to do with them! Got about 150 of em and box sets too :| My bro just tossed all his raw tapes into a big duffel bag, sans cases.... I'd like to frame them (cassette case covers)! But I don't think I like the math on how big it would be lol

No... you see, is precisely because neither of those series have sexy girls that the horrors can be done, oh the nightmares!

Sex and violence, like sugar and tea, Lucy and Ethel..... Living under an evil empire has it's own nightmares.

But what you do when you wake up and they are still there? looking at you!!!

I wake up to another, ever more complicated, day.
They can only look at my words and stated intentions, not me personally.... yet. Major reason I'm leery of Skype.

Haha, but you can chat in Skype too... and video chat without the video... just tell them that the camera is broken, or that there's no camera and never was to begin with!!!

Bah, they (NSA and the other alphabet soupers) don't need a visual record of me and my IP address :| Yeah, guess I could go incognito... but... there's chicks out there :( they should see how unugly and unfat I am.

I used to read some Asterix comics as a kid. I used to read TinTin more, but they're both great.
The style of font used to confuse me sometimes though.

It's been a damn long while since I scanned Tintin...I thought it was kinda dry :\ But yeah, the weird "u" and some of the other hand-written letters in the British versions of Asterix, are kinda funky, but also oddly pleasing and unique... early school penmanship at a certain time and place, I guess.

I always knew that women are the reason behind our indiscretion, but man, remember that there are no women in the internet!!! and the children are FBI!

Ahhhh, dere's womens on teh interwebz! And sure, if Facebook filters don't cut it, sure, there's local, State and Fed folk actually getting paid to be lollis online lol

Lies! all lies! the interwebs is dat place where men are men, women are men, and kids are agents working for the state!!!!

Like a reed in the wind, you can either bend or break. I choose to bend. Womens online, are quite classy! Actually, the older (looking) ladies at the local bar were tonight. First time I've sat at the bar in over a year, and did I stay long? Nah, my sis woulda bugged :|

That's the fun part about women: you could look ugly as sin, but if you've got a splendid mind and a full heart, there's nothing they won't do for you... women love the internet, because they don't have to dress up or use physical (slutty) wiles, they can just fall in love with their mind. Whereas a guy relies on his eyes...

See but that took place in a bar, a bar not the web, a bar!
unless... you are talking about a web bar for internet dates, then are you sure those were women? haha.

Yeah... but would the truth be any closer if alcohol and/or a keyboard weren't involved? Humanity is still only human, no matter the venue.

I've been wondering about that user icon; as with most things concerning you it turns out there's an interesting story behind it! I have a few Asterix comics myself, but nowhere near a complete collection. Like YellowisCOOL I used to be a huge Herge fan, I read through all the Tintin albums at the library a few times each. Only own a few of those.

Btw, as for the lack of notable/sexy chicks in the Asterix comics, wasn't Cleopatra remarkably notable and sexy? And all the women Obelix kept falling in love with? I'm starting to wonder if maybe I haven't been reading the originals. :/

Oh yeah, Cleopatra was made out to be a real diva of sorts. Only the movie had a scene where she took a milk bath, and sung somekinda ditty with her pet tiger (who sounded like a blues singer lol).

I think my early version of Asterix in Switzerland, has a whole page that was cut from later publications (yup, page 7)... it wasn't even a bona fide orgy, but I guess kids were asking parents about it (Gob, knows, I shouldn't have asked lol).

For the most part, the Asterix series leaned on romantic plot-lines, since it was aimed at kids. But there are a few comics which were instigated by matters of love... which has always been the more destructive emotion.

All your posts are well thought out, I like that

Thanks! But now you know why you can't trust anyone over 30: too many years of plotting, knowledge and agendas lol!

If keyboards are not involved that means that we probably are using something not really fitted for navigation and our partners should come in a second context...

While that's probably true, you might be reading too much into my previous statement... just saying, men and women find each other, no matter what, and mayhem ensues.

I live near a State reformatory, and some dumb admin thought they could keep girls and boys in the same compound. Sure enough, the boys found a way over to the girls "cottages" and a few got pregnant... including a guard :|

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