Total Medals Earned: 11,941 (From 2,117 different games.) Total Medal Score: 220,435 Points
Medals Earned: 8/8 (135/135 points)
Your tearing me apart Lisa!
What? No Steve?
There fo yo feet silly!
Play the game Satan sayz "It looks so real!"
Real men play with dolls. Don't they?
Oh SNAP!
Yum Yum!
Be here on Dec 25
Medals Earned: 7/50 (35/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Check out the credits
Defeat 1 enemy
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/165 points)
tutorial complete!
is obviously that is a trap!
this is only the beginning...
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/260 points)
This is only the beginning.
Thank you so much for supporting!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Test
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/360 points)
Passed the tutorial!
Read all books!
Find all health upgrades!
Find and Kill Billy!
Find all stamina syrup!
Find the Septic Sword!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (20/55 points)
You factory have a good start!
Grow a small factory
It's time to build a big monopoly!
The whole world will drown in jam.
We need a new planet.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game