Total Medals Earned: 11,929 (From 2,112 different games.) Total Medal Score: 220,195 Points
Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/500 points)
Survive one assassination attempt!
Get on a magazine cover!
Get re-elected once! (Real)
Get a statue!
Get re-elected once! (Fake)
Survive two assassination attempts!
Get re-elected twice! (Real)
Get re-elected twice! (Fake)
Survive three assassination attempts!
Get re-elected thrice! (Real)
Get re-elected thrice! (Fake)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/20 (165/500 points)
Die for the first time
Complete the first level
Play the game for first time
Get sensei angry
Get sensei funny
Fly for 2 minutes in jetpack
Get hit by one rocket
Use the help and watch the video
Die 500 times
Collect 30 stars
Collect 60 stars
Jump and kill 50 robots
Make a total of 100k points in score mode
complete the game with a maximum 10 dies
Make more than 9000 points in level 7
Make more than 9200 points in level 19
Make more than 9720 points in level 20
Collect 90 stars
Make a total of 180k points in score mode
Complete all the game
Medals Earned: 13/15 (195/300 points)
View the credits
Donate to charity
Read the instructions
Freedom of speech!
Consume ALL the things!
Get a tetris!
Get all of Bob's advice from the shop
Get really good at... slacking off?
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Click on both the Credits Heads
Play with cheats
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/80 points)
Die 10 times
Get your first gold medal
Jump 500 times
Finish the game
Get 15 gold medals
Earn 1000 coins
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 4/7 (35/235 points)
First steps
Return to another world
Kill the king
Solve reel puzzle
Find a face
Solve puzzle for 15 sec
Complete the game again
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/500 points)
Win a bronze medal!
Win a gold medal!
Win a silver medal!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/65 points)
Get level 2!
Defeat box glove!
Defeat disco ball!
Get level 10!
Defeat hidra!
Get level 30!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/305 points)
You lost the game.
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Show some interest!
Hit a bird with your icicle.
Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Reach level 15.
You're the icicle master. Complete the game.