Total Medals Earned: 11,929 (From 2,112 different games.) Total Medal Score: 220,195 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (95/95 points)
Show off your balling skills!
Get the bee to move!
Escape!
Solve a puzzle.
Word!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (100/350 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game with Guido MacHairgel
Beat the game with Jock MacFootballTeam
Beat the game with Hipster MacThickFrames
Beat the game with Douche MacBaggyPants
Beat the game with Fedora MacNeckbeard
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/50 points)
Lose!
Win the game.
Engage Trickster Mode.
Enter Yak Rage.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/20 points)
You generated a ban message!
Sometimes, we all want a bit of quiet time.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (135/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Get the "best" ending
Hit the floor 20 times
Medals Earned: 13/18 (180/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Find your soul (patch)
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (305/305 points)
Play Yu Jammin
Release your first track.
Release a song that uses "snd_fartreverb"
Release five different songs.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
Go on a "butterfly" hunt
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN