Total Medals Earned: 11,941 (From 2,117 different games.) Total Medal Score: 220,435 Points
Medals Earned: 7/24 (45/500 points)
Completed level 1
Completed level 2
Completed level 3
Completed level 4
Completed level 5
Completed level 6
Completed level 7
Completed level 8
Completed level 9
Completed level 10
Completed level 11
Completed level 12
Completed level 13
Completed level 14
Completed level 15
Completed level 16
Completed level 17
Completed level 18
Completed level 19
Completed level 20
Completed level 21
Completed level 22
Completed level 23
Completed level 24 and the whole game, you absolute madlad
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/285 points)
Finish the game somehow!
Poop yourself 20 times or less!
Poop yourself 10 times or less!
Dont poop yourself! *Dont expect to unlock this medal! *
Poop yourself 5 times or less!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Reach the first hatch of the game
Kill 20 enemies
Kill 100 enemies
Reached at least the level 20 when you die
Medals Earned: 19/20 (475/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (20/170 points)
Score over 1000 points
Achieve a link of 10 or more
Score over 3000 points
Achieve a link of 15 or more
Score over 5000 points
Achieve a link of 20 or more
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/90 points)
Start playing
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Die without busting through a wall
Beat the game and Unlock "ENDLESS MODE". Busting through all those walls probably crippled Jill in some way...
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/205 points)
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Kill 100 zombies
Win the game on any difficulty
Lose the game
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/155 points)
Read through the entire manual.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Buy all four properties.
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (35/70 points)
Begin your journey
Touch a bee
Get inverted
Land on a spike trap
Ignore the laws of physics
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 20
Complete the game