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VicariousE
Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism

Age 51, Male/Penis

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Hiding out

Posted by VicariousE - March 25th, 2014


I've been visiting other people's blogs here, for a very long time.  Recently, I let my blog responses go for a few days.  There's "68 new blog replies" showing on the FP, and I don't wanna look at 'em, for the foreseeable future.  While I'm grateful for not being ignored, I think it's time for me just to sit back, and let you kids visit me for a change.131385_139574554811_59758.png

All in a day's work.  It's not glamourous, or healthy for me, but it will be done.


Easter Update:  The quickening is here, and soon the long, bumpy drive to points unseen will begin, and the air of Newgrounds will be made manifest in the real world, breathing, laughing, breeding, seeing from many diverse viewpoints.  We are many, we are different, but we all come to the same place, the place that Tom and Wade built.

 

It's times like this I realize, it truly is love that makes the world go 'round.  It's sad to see the world turn to anger, and worrysome to feel the Earth slow, right before a massive crash.  We sieze the moments of happiness where we can, because they can never come back again, and can keep us alive in dark times. Despite it's overuse, 'hope' is really all we have... and I've never known hope, when she wasn't on a diet |:

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Comments

Who are you calling a kid? Do I get an exemption? A get out of jail free card?

Damn, lol! I think you're the only exception here!

Of course, there's more than a few old accounts still statwhoring, and not saying boo to anyone (at least publicly)... I might've sent a PM to a few of them, a few years back - no reply; possibly non-English speakers, or bots (robo save-whores, that explains everything!)

Did Asterix fart? It smells like Cabbage in here.

I hope not, I had Spam and Brussel sprouts today, don't wanna know what that smells like.
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a sprite up there, that did though :)

Oh man, I just laid 2 farts in 2 different tones.... so proud! The smell is frightening, but not strong.

Maybe it's just old man smell!

Yeah, I noticed recently. I took a leaf blower to some of the brickwork in the house a month or so ago. Now it's starting to smell like my old man did, a few years before he and my Ma died.

I'll only visit if there's free food... preferably cake or pie... or cookies. Anything chocolate, really.

You know I was going to say I might bake cookies... but I haven't had the itch to do so since my parents passed away, my Ma had the baking touch. The trick is to use granulated brown sugar and a touch of baking powder, and slightly less than 2 eggs (or 2 of the smallest eggs you have), then they rise quite nicely!

Sry, I killed off the Nestle's dark chocolate chips, rather expensive to eat out of the bag.

Oooh, Newgrounds was down for maintenance earlier. Did something awesome happen just now? I mean, apart from you signing in to your account? ;D

Damn lol, again? I was gonna put up the old "NG out of order" sign, the one that popped up recently with the DNS server folk.

Something? Well this time last week, my sis said the farm was likely to be sold soon, and I'd have 90 days to clean up 2 properties, get all the stuff I wanna keep, out, somewhere.... and find a new place to live. That's enough to curdle anyone's milk :| I guess I do want the farm and the small house next door sold... but I'd rather the State and town take a flying fuck, and reduce our taxes.

Oh that's right, you live on a farm. Must be pretty spacious! It really sucks that you have to move out. How long have you been living there?

I've been here most of my life, aside from a stint in California that barely lasted a year. It's spacious, but we're 60% surrounded by McMansions, so I can't blast crop damaging deer, crows, geese, groundhogs...

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Somehow, I knew I should've put up another picture. Maybe one day, I'll figure out one of those animation programs, put that lil guy to work, busting up Madness characters >:)

Spyro in a game of Asterix!!!? that has to be a good game.

How is the deal with the farm going?

Cross-promotionalism? In the 20th century, that was a rare thing, aside from multinational movies, which take advantage of small groups, with specific assets (and tax breaks, grants). Lol, Spyro I guess was the guy who made up the sprite sheet... I think good ol' Cyberdevil turned me onto this site... great :| can't find it now, but it's like one of the last, big, sprite databases. Man, in the late 90's, you couldn't get away from those sites... ganked unusual pictures galore!

OMG a faaaaaaarm :D
Do you have cows there?
Or sheep?
Or geese?
Or ducks?
Or goldfish?
Or kangaroos?
Or elephants?
Or blue whales?
Or DRAGONS?? :D

(Oh yeah, this reminds me , i think goldfish don't belong in farms : / )

At one time there was chickens, pigs, steer and sheep... but the 2 sheep were just pets to the younger family, used to buck them when they weren't looking... would creep up from behind, and WHAM! They were called Jackie, lol, should've been named Hobbes!

No, a veggie farmer, tomatoes, peppers and pumpkins and such. Not a critter farmer, or a sod farmer, or a seed farmer.... Worm farming sounds interesting: composting old food with dirt and worms = profit! Worm castings (poo) is the world's best fertilizer... ever see little pebble-like little hills on healthy dirt, after the rain? Castings! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worm_castings

My Mom had 2 toy poodles named Chip...

Wow that really sucks! So now there's people preventing you from doing your work properly. They really ought to think before they move to the country! It must be really hard on you to leave a place you've grown so accustomed to.

Well, blasting cute critters isn't a part of the normal routine, but damn, it is necessary. Once we had a permit to shoot up to a 100 dear, we didn't get close, but man, other farms around me (very few) did bag their limit. There isn't much countryside left in NJ, taxes and population are moving south from NYC quite rapidly.

Yeah, it's gonna suck some major balls being the last one off the ancestral home :(

Oh? damn, i was getting my hopes up of a game of Asterix riding on Spyro, that would have been so random, and also incredible!

I gotta watch... this IS a site for publishers of games and other content... I'm just an old fan-boy

What your farm doesn't has whales or dragons!? what else here is lie tell me Mr Vicarious! where do babies come from! i bet it has nothing to do with birds!

Nope, no land whales... our main critter area's fence was cleaned up of weeds lately, but as such, has been weakened to the point, any hoofed animal would be under minimum security.

If you own a pet here in NJ, it gets out and into the road and causes an accident, the PET/ANIMAL OWNER, is responsible! ...and babies come from females, after they've gotten 'their needs' taken care of :|

Worm castings?!
I thought they were baby worm eggs

My whole life is a lie D:

Lol, I used to play with them! Once I moved up to the farm around 6 years old... a lot of work (and learning) followed.

I wish I were a kid with my actual perception of the world and can log in here whenever I want to :)

I guess I played through the game.. Now looking at that punch I remember how often I used to charge-attack and beat those roman soldiers.. Yeah surely I have played that game and it was fun back then...
Probably I should give it another shot one day :)

I know that feel man.

I'm certain there's reviews of the game out there.... of whichever game I have the sprite sheet of? Just hoping you didn't waste too many minutes of your life, waiting for the punch to charge.... there weren't many Asterix games that were well reviewed. There was like 1 or 2 games for the Genesis in the US, but damn if I could find them.... I was just more or less happy for any kind of exposure of Asterix in the States!

Weird enough, NG has no games of Asterix, or so it seems...

Huh, thought there was at least one, but it's been a wile since I checked... maybe under Obelix...

Sounds like a kinda barren farm if you put it like that.

It would be weird to put the blame on the animal itself.
Oh that must be why they call it baby making!

Well, it's a bit hilly in spots, crops would just wash away and plowing is a nightmare

Every kid needs a guardian here, to be responsible for the actions of another... so they extended that to kept critters as well... gives me more incentive not to get the cats legit with licenses.

Na 0 results either case =(

Only a bit hilly or do you get proper hills?
Cats take care for themselves they don't need no "masters" (selfish little bastards).

Getting less hilly, but there's a decent one just outside the house, can use the lawnmower there okay, lots of sledding, dirt bikes, snowmobiles, quads and trikes that went over it, also tractors, trucks.... all downhill, no jumps to speak up, just a divot that can hurl up up in a jiffy, if you're not careful.

Eh, about half of them are really good cats though, they listen... but damn you have to be crafty about it. I think they carry a virus that makes humans do their bidding, cat scratch fever.... duh, nuh, nah..

you'll never be ignored man , you're the godfather of newgrouns <3

Ha, thanks! But I think Krinkels makes a better godfather, and he's armed, well armed!

Nice sprite sheet btw.

Can't take the credit, can't even find the website I got this from!

the world needs less middle man and more farmers!

Well, if it's a rolling harvest, then yeah, but usually we get a couple bushels of stuff ready all at once, and it's a pain trying to cash in, while the weeds are strangling the stuff that's not ready yet... Middlemen make up over half the population, and they usually don't play nice, or work very hard.

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