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    Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism

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    I don't have any crop circles...

    Posted by VicariousE - August 23rd, 2012


    We should've plowed under our quatrotriticale by now, but the deer have already eaten and beaten it down. We use it as a cover crop, to condition the soil for better things, but by letting it mature, the deer have been getting fat and happy. I almost ran a doe over, while investigating kid noises one night. We are surrounded by McMansions and I'm worried about trespassers - people can sue, deer can't.
    Anyway the image below has been curiously removed from several crop circle websites, but not before it was replicated en mass across the web. It shows our solar system's position on December 23rd, 2012 and was done 4 years ago in Britain.
    I was told (in the 1970's) there were 3 major multi-dimensional 'alien' species at work on our world. The crop circles are done by the lesser of the three. The other two are the ever popular 'grays' and 'reptilians' ...fuck I don't remember their names, but the only ones who seem to give a shit are the ones who do the crop circles. The Grays are ambivalent and the Reptilians are total assholes, who only seem to want us to mine and refine gold (hey, I saw that in Cowboys and Aliens, didn't I?) for some kinda shield. They supposedly live on a planet, in a solar system, that periodically intersects with ours, on an almost 90 degree angle.
    Aside from the 3 straight lines on the left circle (farmer got pissed, so he took his combine out for a spin), this image supposedly shows something nasty coming from the South of our global position. Usually astronomers look at stuff along the galactic plane, where the vast bulk of the cool stuff is at.
    Questions? Plenty. Answers? Well, it looks like we're fucked. Our Christmas present looks like a severely shaken Earth as another solar systems planets intersect with ours. No major collisions (at least until 2050), but as we all know, gravity's a bitch.

    ......and in related news, https://vimeo.com/48712245 was done by http://emily-youcis.newgrounds.com/ and is awaiting mp4 approval from Tom Fulp, owner/operator of Newgrounds.

    And here's the cleaner looking NG version... 18+ only plz http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602442

    I don't have any crop circles...


    Comments

    This post officially makes me a loon. Now all I gotta do, is sit back and watch the fan numbers tumble.

    Indeedilypoop

    Well, it would explain why religion (Catholic church) hated astronomy back in the day.....

    New post
    AWAY!!!!!!!
    hello ._.

    hey :|

    Iiiiiiiinnnnnnteresting.

    somehow, it answers a lot of questions about history

    veeeeeeeeeeeery iiiiiiinnnnnnteresting

    when one o those iron core planets goes whipping by
    it gonna feel like were on a centrifugal force rides :|

    i think steve and/or nick would appreciate this
    <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/deathink/they-live">http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/deathink/th ey-live</a>

    sho nuff! saw that on the way here
    hope he does another one

    crop circles remind me of fma........

    yeah, pre modern religious sciences

    crop circles remind me of aliens ._.

    or hippies with big boards walking in circles

    aliens remind me of...............alien

    you dont see much of the alien in alien
    in aliens, you get a big eyefull

    alien reminds me of predator

    That dude is definitely not from our neighborhood

    predator reminds me of animals

    or easily torn apart bits of life

    do i win?

    no.

    yah i win this

    im sooo sure

    yeah you do
    this time.....

    giving in to terrorism huh?

    yah u dont win
    ...........not today

    why does this sound like a kids board game commercial, "....fun for the whole family! 'Yay, I win!' .. by Parker Brothers"

    yeah ._.
    but someday...i will
    and it shall be glorious......

    and yer gonna stand at the top of the pyramid and kick the antagonists head down the stairs... then the credits roll a few minutes later

    aahhh ah ah my god
    fuuck......
    one of the wheels on my chair stuck and when i moved forward the bottom swung around and hit my ankle

    pss. some action hero you turned out to be

    hair in the castors - yep, happened to me too, once upon a time

    and its all good ._.

    crisis averted, the world is saved
    now we can go back to our miserable serf/peasant lives

    "aahhh ah ah my god
    fuuck......" pokemon pink again brandon? what a shame...-_-

    ikr?

    -_-

    "I thought i said you cant kill anyone!"
    "He'll live :| "

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