Being unemployed can be hard work. Variables keep piling up and intermingling with other things, causing a chain-effect of sorts. Time speeds up and the gas tank is running dry, despite your best efforts. Saying it's all relevant is an understatement; I'm starting to think there is some advanced math out there. Math, like sorcery of the Full Metal Alchemist-type.

[Excuse me, 4 (2 of each) tweenagers just walked up to the house where I use the internet. I'm in the garage, somewhat pissed that they are outside in the cold, trying to get the boy inside to let them in. When, I, am trying to use the internet! How rude!
They stood just below the steps, floodlight on, doorbell in full view... all spamming voice and text to let him in. They never knocked on the door or rang it's single function button! The most basic of all buttons, since before electricity, buttons have announced wanted and unwanted guests. "Oh how yesterday is that button."]

My Christmas wish list: A job, my middle ear repaired (car accident), contact lenses (I'm wearing the last good one in my right eye - the others were destroyed by a spray cleaner at my last job), an internet connection in my house, a car of some kind (w/ a heater that works), food I like to eat (protein to battle the cold), a woman friend to keep me sane, ... well you get the idea. I'm at the bottom of Maslow's pyramid, and I can't get up.

*sigh*

Just trying to keep my creepiness on one page, and not spread it around ;) Look a picture! I found some similar variables; girl, troll, explosives... sounds like a Newgrounds thing to me. Merry Holidays, 'n all! Be prepared; they like to kick you when you're down!

"If Americans ever allow banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation and then by deflation, the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children will wake up homeless." - Thomas Jefferson