https://www.twitch.tv/fun_runs

https://www.twitch.tv/fun_runs

I don't rly present well, I was up quite early Friday w/ work.... (fucking embed fail, can't even figure how how delete it, ree.)

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1560389242

Should begin about 9:30pm Eastern Standard time (very soon) today. No idea when I'll have my duel w/ Medic, but the title fight is between Mags and Lost.

If you wanna see what eating the world's hottest pepper(ed chip) looks like live, leave the above channel open - once you hear howling and screaming, it's time to..... DUEL

https://chipduel.com/

Oh btw... we're not a classy bunch, there may be unabashed cussing, exhaled milk and/or bile, sweat, blood and other assorted mucus. The channel's there mostly for long haul iRacing and for special GTA:O racing playlists, so, don't go gittin' us band. We do conduct ourselves well, just doesn't look like it from the outside :3

EDIT A Day Later:

Briefly posted my audio from that night here, took it down once the producer DL'ed it. Since I have to move soon, I'll take one more stab at setting the mic and camera up a little better (not that I look or even sound good).

Wrenched my back getting out of bed after maybe 3 hours of sleep, was awake and aware of a sus feeling in muh gut :/ Earlier this week was so hot, dehydrated internally, perhaps denser stools/poop. Other than that, no ill effects.

Although I lost the duel and scored low (wasn't about to eat another chip, fuck that noise), I did good. It was the hiccuping that flattened me. TBH I thought the chip was gonna be much hotter. From what the other boys tell me, last years chips were much nastier, atomic. Those were the ones dyed black, 2021. No idea how long this gimmick/product has been going on for.

Once you've done it, it's a moment that can be repeated later. Practice makes perfect I guess. The after-effect is almost like a drug. Uber-spices can be used many ways, though taken internally, meh, still works, just, meh.

To avoid contamination, used a single rubber glove to extract the chip... still need to wipe down the scissors, had a foil package w/ tear indentation, but no way was I gonna trust that. Certainly wanted a whole chip, not some crumbly mess. After thought: During and after a morning shower, tip of my tongue felt numbish, hmm. Turns out, when I was smacking my lips to clear the hotness, some of it had stuck to the barest of mustache hair follicles!

To avoid reported tummy crankiness, I chewed the potato chip (kettle cooked, kinda dry, thick, large and folded over - worst/biggest chip eaten) thoroughly, keeping the mush in my mouth, like a cow's cud. Had to make sure it was properly pulverized.

Then... oh shit my duel partner starts talking - time to gooogogogog. Swallowed a small portion, let it settle below, thoughtfully considering its physical effect Then another, larger gulp, then fuck it, all down. Made a statement to let the crowd know. Clear the gob, no prob. But then, those micro-doses of slush decided it wasn't happy being stacked just that way, started to hiccup w/ no fear of vomiting.

Yup, that's all. And a lot of howling for about 90 minutes, perhaps a bit more than the usual 3-4 hour Friday night. Had a 6-7 race playlist while we waited for the others to get home, 90 minutes later the event staged, 90 minutes later, went to play Jackbox.tv games, then passed the fuck out.

Usual Friday night, except for the Chip Challenge. 3 Fridays ago we had a virtual wake for a crew member who passed away at home suddenly at age 27, he was a damn good friend to me, and I will miss him, and remember him always. We raced hearses, talked about what he meant to us... and what he did to us lol, he was a salty bugger who was good at heart. Rest in peace Red Cloud, we'll have a smoke and pint for ya, and never forget.