I love hearing about your full bore stoke.
Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism
Age 51, Male/Penis
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Have you seen the frog and skunk on my newest news post?
: it's steady and deep ;)
Ohhh~ deep, eh?
^o^
and with constant clitoral stimulation
You really are a Dutch girl?
LOL YYYEEEEAAAHHH! I knew I would coerce something dirty out of you!
Ja ja, ik ben een sexy sexy Holland dame.
I'm so bad in real life, especially around other guys or if I'm in the social mood. The bigger the crowd, the better... depends :\ It seems harder to talk to someone when there's no one else around.. you don't wanna freak them out, without other people to run to... need witnesses or something...
Sexy is a state of mind. Sometimes I can't tell Dutch from German, but I get your meaning.
Germans are ick. And I am in quite a state of mind most days (usually delusional ones).
Also if your company needs witnesses to talk to you... Then you and I have more in common then we realized. >_<
Yeah, what's with their porn lol? It's better to save a good delusion, than to save a thousand facts.
I'm not scary, but creepy... wish I was taller :\
Tall and creepy can sometimes be synonymous... also points for your philosophy on being delusional. You've enabled me to continue on with my questionably unhealthy lifestyle. xD
Pinkv86
You describe its features with enthusiasm. Now whisper it to me all sexy like!
VicariousE
If only text could translate that well, lol!
Tell you what, I'll record a little VA thing using this camera's stereo mic... I'll lovingly describe some bulleted features from the NRA magazine... picatinny rail, full bore stroke, super comfy butts.
Last time I tried uploading audio here, it gave me a bunch of shit |: The help section here needs a lot of work.