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Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism

Age 51, Male/Penis

dillgent tryhard

Jeffersonian

homeless/NE USA

Joined on 2/15/01

Level:: 50
Exp Points:: 27,028 / 27,750
Exp Rank:: 472
Vote Power:: 9.07 votes
Audio Scouts: 6

Rank:: Lieutenant
Global Rank:: 674
Blams:: 1,708
Saves:: 11,938
B/P Bonus:: 36%

Whistle:: Bronze

Trophies:: 2
Medals:: 12,901
Supporter:: 8y 4m 9d
Gear:: 6

Conal 2013-11-29 23:27:09

You're here now.

VicariousE 2013-11-29 23:27:09

Yeah, I guess my current post is quite contradictory.
I'm still crying over spilt milk... over 30 years of it. I guess I just miss all those times my Pop bored me with stories about his collection of stuff, his memories, locations....

Viper 2013-11-30 11:50:24

I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING I CAN DO FOR MY CARD! Though I may need a stapler....dunno if we have a functioning one that isn't a staple gun.

Yeah....though I don't use Skype anymore. I can't even remember the last time I logged in on there.

Same here I guess. Though I need to talk to people IRL. I mean, talking to people online is great and all. But talking to people face-to-face just feels better.

Also. I am now in the Top 2000 for exp(#1976 to be exact). And haven't budged at all for b/p rank. Seriously I've been sitting at #511 for like a week now.

VicariousE 2013-11-30 11:50:24

Can't wait to see it (the card) in the thread! I'll have mine done by Sunday night...

Congrats on the major stat rank! Yeah, I was up at 3:30 this morning.. just got done moving some heavy shit around outside with the kid next door. Shame he couldn't stay longer, but my back started hurting halfway through :| He didn't talk much, and it really fractured what I was saying to him (as far as topics go) - really hard to tell what he was interested in... zombie-kid?

Viper 2013-11-30 16:32:47

Yeah that red construction paper thing gave me an idea as to what I could do with the card.

Thanks. Just shows how little of a life I really have xD
I'm like halfway to Supreme Commander. Should be there by the end of next year. If not sometime in 2015.

VicariousE 2013-11-30 16:32:47

Mmm, red, your favorite color.

You and me both. This bad economy keeps on, we're (the US) gonna look like that movie Blade Runner, or Robocop :|

Viper 2013-11-30 18:19:40

Nah my favorite color is a shade of blue.

So we're going to have half robot half human police officers?

VicariousE 2013-11-30 18:19:40

I thought spatterings and oozings of red... nevermind ._. Conal kept seeing vividly weird gory writing in Chat recently, and he nailed it down to an anonymous pony 'fan' fic. I read the google doc from the link in his post... it's stellar writing, but it's about interponyrapingslicinghornsucking.... O__O

Aside from the cops and OCP, everyone else is either poor or destitute.
In Blade Runner, "..if you're not cops, you're little people." Meaning the rich stayed in palaces, while the rest of the country was broke, and quite disposable... that future is set 6 years from now.

Doomroar 2013-11-30 18:40:11

Ah is the live life to the fullest thing!

Damn, that was quite a scary article.
So still no cougars or the like on your area? bad luck i guess.

Well there is no better hair than your own, at least most of the times, but if everything else fails... there are alternatives... (wigs)

VicariousE 2013-11-30 18:40:11

Somehow my neighbor and I got on the subject of hair... she mentioned some kinda paint for the scalp O_O and I mentioned the (literal) hair spray cans they sell these days, much better than the first versions. It's almost like extra fine silly-string in a can.

But she correctly opined, it must be damn difficult to spray the bald spot without help or some mirrors...

Doomroar 2013-12-01 18:20:24

Hair on spray.... for real man? how does that even looks like? i can't find any images that are not parody looking...

VicariousE 2013-12-01 18:20:24

I thought my description was pretty good... yeah, I don't know the brand name, but have seen a few videos of it. It really does look like hair! It's got a combo of fine and stringy particles... must be tough to keep the spray nozzle clean :\ or find the exact color.

Stix 2013-12-01 20:30:22

(_)_):::::::::::::D~~~~

VicariousE 2013-12-01 20:30:22

Oi, you marking your territory on my post?!

Note to self: I must call Tom, and have him rein in his wayward member's members

Viper 2013-12-01 21:36:07

I finished my card today. Just gotta get an envelope for this and I can send it off tomorrow.
(which is the deadline. cutting it pretty fucking close Brandon.....)

Oh. Okay.....dunno how to feel about that ._.

._.

Also I have some news. Though I don't want to share it here....PM me and I shall inform you about it.

VicariousE 2013-12-01 21:36:07

Dammit Scoob, I'm sick of these mysteries! jk

MMmm, haven't started, dunno if I will now... Luis took my sarcasm for interest in the whole thing >:\

Viper 2013-12-01 21:54:21

I see.....well mine turned out okay I guess ._.
It's still kinda crappy.
Also I had to use my sister's stapler which has purple staples ._.

VicariousE 2013-12-01 21:54:21

Purple, eh? Interesting....

(now, I sound nice and vague, like Nick occasionally does)

Viper 2013-12-01 22:02:00

Yep. Dunno why they're purple....

VicariousE 2013-12-01 22:02:00

Barney skin staples, easier than sewing lol

Doomroar 2013-12-02 01:38:52

Well i found one called GLH-9 but it really looks, well not good at all, it must be the old product you mentioned, and i remember seeing old commercials of that.

And then there is another one that seems like strings of hairs that stick to the existing ones, and then you comb it, that one looks better, but god that is still ugly.

So you see, hair on spray is either paint looking hair, or that other weird one which mechanics may be closer to those webs on sprays for Halloween...

VicariousE 2013-12-02 01:38:52

Oh hell ya that looks old! The newer stuff is just one can... just spray it on.

I guess Propecia (the pill that grows hair) is the only real way, my Pop's buddy takes it and it looks damn good! I can't take it for fear of corneal rupture (smoking and contact lenses, are contraindicated).

They make a laser brush I wanna try... I heard a few years ago from a TV study on the subject it does work (though to what effect, idk) Supposed to break down the testosterone in the hair oil, so it doesn't clog the bottom of the follicle. Wonder if it's based on that blue UV light, the one they use to kill bacteria and viruses in drinkable water, air and surfaces...

TerryTimetable 2013-12-02 06:26:59

I'm sorry but I'm breaking the 69 comments, it can't be done...

VicariousE 2013-12-02 06:26:59

Break away, I don't usually think of numbers that way, for fear of an OCD relapse.

What can't be done, the spray hair or the purple staples \/?

Viper 2013-12-02 14:40:46

I just logged my stats not too long ago.
And I found out that since last month my base voting power (ya know without b/p) has gone up EXACTLY
0.050000000000001

VicariousE 2013-12-02 14:40:46

Not bad! My voting power w/ b/p has been sitting below 7.00 for a long time... I'm at 6.99 votes currently :|

TerryTimetable 2013-12-02 15:42:38

The spray hair, responsible for internal medicine. Watch out... he's there

Doomroar 2013-12-02 21:08:42

Can't let go of dat nicotine can't you? who's a good junkie? who's a goooood junkie? haha.

Well that may work for some, but are you sure that is the main problem of your baldness? what if you buy it and so it happens, that your testosterone was open to begin with, and your baldness is due to other things?

VicariousE 2013-12-02 21:08:42

I had quit for 2 months... then I was around a smoker, and went into instant junkie mode, shaking, fiending for a drag :| Wasn't pretty.

Oh, it's genetic. Though if I ate a strict and terrible diet, exercised regularly, cut my hair very short.... I might gain a few hundred follicles. My balding is similar to my mom's father, while my brother (and sis, for a time) balded way earlier than I did - I chalk that up to my mild autism, since autistics seem to be bereft of copious amounts of body hair... probably have the same amount of hair, it just moved to different places!

Viper 2013-12-03 11:05:12

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/post/quote/24894382 o:

And I wanna say my overall voting power is closing in on 10.00
I'm sitting at 9.98 including b/p points.
And since my last stat log I have hit the following "milestones".
I passed 10,000 Exp Points, passed 13,000 Saves, I have entered the Top 2,000 for Exp Points, and my total of BBS posts is OVER 9000!!!!!

VicariousE 2013-12-03 11:05:12

Aboot time lol

Damn, you got some real time invested in those stats. Definitively and utterly below you :( http://www.wkrconcepts.com/nglogs/browse.php?id=5272
All I got's a low and old id # :\

Viper 2013-12-03 18:54:17

Yeah I do.
And you're still beating me in: Blam/Save ratio, Reviews, Responses, Response Rate, and Audio Reviews and Responses. So thats something.

VicariousE 2013-12-03 18:54:17

Wha? You must have more audio reviews than me!
I definitely have more Art reviews and responses... :3
Really glad doublemaximus made the FP again... but she's cold!! Your state is very bad for cold, but West Virginia is epic awful... I've been through it in the past.

Guess I gotta make a new post soon, to debut all the commissions I procured, and to say thanks for 100+ subsfansstalkers. It'll be nice to honor these artists.

Doomroar 2013-12-03 19:15:35

Damn man shaking searching for a smoke, dude you have to stop.

A hairy back i see... so the secret to your problems is on a healthy active life, filled with veggies, i like veggies, is all about how you cook them.

If i had voted everyday i would be 32 by now T_T

VicariousE 2013-12-03 19:15:35

I did stop, I should've just stayed the hell away from smokers longer. It takes the better part of a month to detox, but the craving... the craving lingers.

Hahaha, nah, back not too hairy, but my chest is getting some fur creeping out from the nipples :p I guess in the 1980's, a hairy chest was cool, but now we're so influenced by Japanime and perfectly trimmed male celebs...

I just need to work more consistently, instead of doing everything at once, then sitting down for a few days. I used to eat better when I did.

Really? Damn... hey, Level 27 is nothing to sneeze at broseph!

Viper 2013-12-03 19:36:16

Nope. I most certainly do NOT.
I hardly ever review stuff.
Dunno who that is o.O

Lookin forward to a new post. Especially since you can post multiple images now.

Viper 2013-12-03 19:37:04

@Doomroar
If I voted everyday I would be level 34.
I am currently sitting at level 31.

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