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VicariousE
Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism

Age 51, Male/Penis

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Hey there Mister Vicarious, so i was passing by to talk about the harassing plan, and how im not feeling like doing it, and then i found out that you just birthed a rock from your urethra, are you ok? is the baby ok? what name are you going to call it?

all jokes aside, i bet everyone must have told you this but drink lost of water, and depending on the type of solid you can also spam certain drinks, for example apparently beer can help you dissolve salts, induce urination, distract you from the pain, and (im not sure about this one) but supposedly help as a a preemptive against stone kidneys, now for what little i read in the comments you are not one for drinking lots of water, and since alcohol causes dehydration, i would not go for it without more info in the matter, also sugary drinks (like soda and some beers) cause stone kidney so there is that too....

so what was it? a system deficiency?
a lack of hydration? too much salts? vitamims? Celia Cruz?
if it was too much Celia Cruz you could also get diabetes... now really i don't know how it is were you live but over here fruits are still cheaper than soda, but if you have to drink dem sodas just abstain haha (i was going to say coke but i guess they are less coca and more sugar so is the same...), man how much sugar/salt is your diet anyway? an there is that a lack of vitamins can lead to stone kidneys since the body has problem processing what is entering it, but then if you start eating a bunch of vitamins that are not the ones you need, pow stone kidneys again XD.

on the other hand if you see each little drenched on blood and urine rock as your babies, the painful experience transforms into some creepy yet moving weird wonders of life scene hahaha.

Haha, nah, the crystalline deposits were pretty broken up, no need to name them. Nah harass, I done enough of that already, but somehow, Tom had it in his heart to invite me to Pico day... still have no clue why :) Besides, what's a cheap and cheerful suggestion to the right ears, we're all friends here.

Yeah lot of people don't realize sugar can do that too, not just calcium and other minerals.

Celia Cruz sugar substitute? Dunno her, fraid to say, but I guess it was dehydration... and time. Runs in the family, so it was bound to hit me, despite my best efforts, which have been substantial, considering the blue collar nature of most of my life. I hardly drink anything straight, always cut it with cold water... sugar can gum up the gob while working and sweating. But yeah, diet's been suffering lately while I been focusing on other things... sucks cooking fo yourself all teh time.

Oh yeah, that shit was beyond creepifying, guess it added to the pain and lengthening horror of it too.

Aww man sorry to hear about your abortion, i hope the next ones are born just fine... no hold it, that is actually a bad thing, i hope you don't get any babies, and by babies im talking about kidney rocks of course XD.
well, the thing is i don't really know how to do a proper harassment *blushes*, but i guess i can send an "hey i have an idea for a thing" type of PM.

So it was genetics, does someone in your clan knows how to get a particularly effective counter?

Well im pretty sure my diet would consist purely of eggs, rice, sandwiches, and spaghetti, the occasional salad with the wrong picked veggies, which is what i end making each time i have to cook haha, but i used to know how to make lasagna among other things... man one of these days i should ask my grandma to teach me how to make everything else... again XD, on my defense as long as i have the fruits i make some dammed tasty good juices, which is a life saver because im not really a soda fan unless it is orange soda, damn you Kenan & Kel.

calling your flesh and blood (with some pee on them) sons creepifying... oh so heartless, must be that "tough parenting" that is so uncommon nowadays, makes dem kids to grow as strong as stones, and reach "mountainous" heights, but is a rocky phat indeed, hahaha.

Suppose I could have my tubes tied... but hell, even the outside cats aren't fixed :\ Just have to wrack it up to working with so much stone in my youth (for foundations, septic beds, Infiltrator units, French drains...). The only counter would be to drink more clear fluids... more frequently, it's not so much a volume issue as a consistency issue.

Well, I'll tell ya, since Tom's on vaca in (Carmen) San Diego, and this weekend gets a little busy for me, I will sulk around the staff newsposts and blogs first, to see if 2-way interactivity is possible. The Chat thing's an interesting comparison/venue for a real-time collaborative art program, and it should be looked into. Websites have gotten quite competitive, so any feature, like rear cameras, cruise control or heated seats, would help bring more people to the site.

Does your Gramma live close? You should spend some time with her in the early afternoon and keep her company while she cooks... Aside from good cooking ideas, you get a real feel for how America used to be. A good grape soda is also an excellent treat... try Dad's Birch beer if you happen to see it behind a cold glass door.

Ah, those paltry flakes may have been rugged stones up inside me, but IRL they were but dust in the wind.... soggy, but inconsequential.

or you could wear a condom is cheaper haha.
i see it would be a nice feature to have.
yeah my grandma lives close, but i don't know about the old days feel part, really... is that something like tradition?
grape soda? i don't know man, i abandoned the taste for sweets quite early, i was that kid that doesn't eats cake and then everyone starts to judge, "oh... are you on a diet? well, if you are, is definitely not working that well, have some cake"
and i tell them: "no i just don't like cake dammit, ice cream is fine though... "
as for beer, im also a failure with alcohol, so i guess that as far as eating at parties goes, im cheap and boring as fuck hahaha, but if i ever see it i will try it.

dust in the "wind" eh? is that the new meta for pee? damn now the phrase i got a bunch of wind pushing my back has taken a whole new meaning XD.

Nah, when I was working steadily at a job and sweating, drinking fluids was my dessert, for the most part. Milk OJ fruit juices: for whenever, then a: Coke Ice Tea blend with a little water, with a meal.

Yeah, I'm pretty much done with drinking, though I used to buy a good sweet brandy and canadian whisky.

Ah ha, touche! Also brings up an old saying, "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining."

haha but as far as piss goes nothing beats pissing on faces rather than backs XD

O_e too kinky for my blood lol!

come on man if you do it, it would "rock" haha.

Nope, can't get blood from a rock, or a pee-in-the-face from a Vicarious, just wouldn't be cricket, mate.

Speaking of word play, here's our resident master... haven't had time to read yet...
http://nietzlawe.newgrounds.com/n ews/post/856193

youre stories are interesting cuz you make it that way :P and cuz youre just an interesting person...yer awesome

Yup I'm a verbal color artist I guess.
Awesomely average, but thx :3

oh and he got surgery for like 4 of em i think.....
no problem :3

Owee! I... managed to fish the weird ass rock out of the bowl, so I got it in a snack sized zip lock bag, not very attractive looking either ._.
I just need to get out more... to go somewhere and meet people like I did on Pico Day

you cant get blood from a rock, true, true... but they sure can get rocks from your pee! hahaha.
oh well lets give him a read... re-runs of glee? ouch just watching glee is painful enough!

The pain was extra-dimensinal... I could see all the bad TV at once O_O even though I don't own a TV anymore. There's one downstairs (my dead Dad's, not mine) that's hooked up to satellite, but one of the two dishes (the one that gets Pickers and Pawners and the Weather and News) is aimed at a tree my Pop planted too close to the house.
So, there's damn little anyway, should I choose to get my mind scrambled (it's true, something in regular TV programming just kills independent thought in your head).

pff the television is an obsolete utensil, internet can provide you with it all, and if it happens that there is a show you want to see... well internet provides you with it all! you can get it for free, or pay for it, but internet is there for you, hell you can even buy a copy of the disk and your PC will read it!

there is no need for TV not anymore!
also the life in Pod sounds like a hardcore version of a really unpractical 1984 scenario, big brother is no longer watching you... is the lunch lady's time to control and record!!!

It sure is. My Ma always said Sesame Street taught me to read... maybe. But beyond that, TV's a co-opted venue for information and/or entertainment.

I just don't like windows DRM and all that other high tech shit they're building into newer OS's (I'm on XP still... and even though the disk came from a MS lab, it's not legit)

Nah, more like the Matrix. And that was in the 80's yet |: Feels a shitload like the thing I'm on right now quite frankly, only less immersive, but just as reality zapping.

well i'm on windows 7, not sure if legit or not, maybe because i have a CD for install somewhere around, but as long as it works i'm fine with it, though i do really hate that new windows 8, so really sometimes i just wish i know my way better with Linux, but that means a lot less gaming, not like i play a lot lately...

i don't know unlike the big bro scenario there is actual ways to escape the matrix, unless you go with the very very end when they really never escaped it... in which case i guess the lunch lady just continues to feed everyone poisoned farmed food...

also the Cowboy bebop OST fucking rocks all of them, inclusive the Brain Scratch - The Cowboy Bebop Beattape, please do search for it, it doesn't has rap, but it has an awesome hip hop feel, is so dammed good! the real folk blues remix on that album just goes down, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/">http://www.youtube.com/</a> watch?v=QjR6HvI3z0g there you go and do download it, is just too good, did i already tel you that it was good? because it is!

and talking about Japanese Hip Hop, search for Nujabes the guy that did the soundtrack for Samurai Champloo, most of it is instrumental, but as far as rap goes around these lines there is always RZA and the Wu - Tang Clan, from there you jump to Outkast and the Dungeon Family, The Roots, and then back at Newgrounds to enjoy and suffer with the Claptrap competition XD.

I would've been perfectly happy with Windows 98, especially on this crap laptop I have to use, to get the wireless G from next door, which is just over 300 feet away. Luckily WIN7 looks okay, if it a bit heavy memory-wise to run... and awfully hand-holding as well. Forget WIN8, it's got a split personality

...and even if the lunch lady does retire, and the corporate farms are gone, the land they grew/raised the food on is spoiled, and would take many years to reclamate. A few days ago, over dozen Indian school children, died from too much pesticide in their food, despite the kiddies red flag waving...

Say that is pretty good! Very glad I stocked up on music before the ISP's started to monitor torrents... still going to chance a bunch of music soon, just need to make a list and stage a blitz.

Found the whole album and bookmarked it.. don't get too much time for music anymore, but it's nice to have a variety to fall back on. Growing up in the 80's means I've got some rather diverse tastes, since the Top 40 stuff back then was almost all crap.

Ouch, I've heard that passing a kidney stone is as painful as childbirth, glad you got through it though...

Oddly, passing the rock itself was painless. When it worked loose from wherever it had been comfortably building itself, the pain started, mainly because it was resting in a place, where the whizz couldn't be expelled! Once it found a new place to squat, I had a lingering sense that it was there... then almost 5 days after the pain, *ploop*, out it came, as neat as a new suit O_O

*sigh* What a journey that ugly brown rock had. Looks like two pieces of brown rice stuck together...

Keep those, they're trophies!

Hmm. My sister, the professional patient, told me to hang on to it, for future testing. I doubt I'll have the kinda scratch to do that, for quite a while.... it's not like I'm on the dole or have health insurance, like she gets for nothing.

man are you implying to abandon your babies(rocks)?!!!
nah man never 98 lagged horrible for me, 95 was actually better even if the only thing i could do in that was messing with paint and play chess (and loss XD), then 2000 appeared and it was horrible too, i guess it all comes together with XP, then vista starts to take another giant massive turd on us all, and w7 somehow saves it, all that for w8 to ruin it again.

i always have said this (on my mind), but no one cares for the kids, people, society, and governments they just don't give 2 shits about them, and will use them as meat shields to inspire guilt and support then will dispose them off, even if the kids are successfully born while they grow everything will be against them, not only do they have less rights, no one takes them seriously and since they are kids people also assume that they are not worth the time or investment, hell some parents even give up on their own kids in less than half the way.

they are monitoring torrents too now? goddamn, well Canada becomes more appealing by the second!
well the good thing about Brain Scratch - The Cowboy Bebop Beattape, is that is free to download without you getting in any problem, unless... there is a crazy law making remix illegal, in which case... hide yo wife hide yo kids an hide yo self cause they are trapping everyone!

man if you grow in the 80's you have all the experience to enjoy the 90's!! that's just cool, and then you have the consciousness to judge the new millennium, for me the transition from 99 to 2000 was so unnoticeable.

Yeah, guess I'll eventually plunk down some cash for WIN7 one of these days... when I got something to accommodate it.

Interesting statement...To me, seems like there's been a backlash since the late 60's, where young adults were treated as citizens. Now it seems youth is forever fashionable, and the baby boomers expect respect, whether they earned it or not... more divide and conquer going on here? Wonder how similar our current Western civilization is with the Roman empire...

oh no, im not taking about teenagers, im talking about kids, the ones that can still be little assholes because well... they are kids, they are not yet interesting into getting respect they just want to do, and be obnoxious, maybe if i replace kids with children it would make more sense.

now about young adults, which i guess is my demographic, yeah we are so full of ourselves, the nerve of our generation, so fucking conceited and entitled, i actually fell more attuned with the generation X, the one before mine, because their shit was just outside the 70's and 80's which was crazy, and they where entering the 2000's so they had to make something out of the 90's and shape the new millennial, all of that while being looked down since all the tech and culture was just handed down, so the 90's is just a bunch of remixes, but they were cool remixes!

nowadays they just bastardize all that, and as everything advance they get full of themselves with noting, i remember my first time handling a digital camera, you had to press the button for some seconds for it to take the pic, but i didn't know, that was in the middle of 8th grade, hell i tried like 3 times, the shame... you should have seen their mugs filled with laughter at my ineptitude, but none of that matters because by the moment i graduated the cellphones had quite decent cameras, so being good with an actual camera or not, amounted to shit haha, but the thing is, that all those things are made by the previous generation, that the current one is using it means nothing.

And for fashion, fuck fashion! man, 2 years ago no one used big ass headphones and they mock you if they catch you with that, now go outside and look... hypocrisy on its finest, now then i have to wait for baggy cargo pants to get fashionable to go on a cursing frenzy: hey motherfuckers so you all are using cargo pants now too? where are the fucking purses? oh excuse me it is called man-purse? guess what? i don't care! oh where are the skinny crushing your balls jeans? the impotency got you? well deserved that way you will never breed!

man the sad part is all those bastards are promiscuous as fuck, so even if they are just getting to their 20's they all have children already, and you can guess the parenting those kids will get, so it becomes relevant again, that no one thinks about the children.

Know what? Don't trust anyone over 30 an you be aight! My generation basically followed in teh footsteps of the 80's adult, Me-generation, to their ultimate damnation. I blame the pre-programmed mass-media, and the school system, which perfected its "authority is to be trusted" stance.

Shiiit, I got a camera like that now! Could use it at Pico Day, had to use my Pop's phone camera, which was only slightly better. That kind of smug, privileged tripe, is exactly what's wrong with America.

Yeah, it's whatever's being made in China... then they make it fashionable here to sell it off, and make whitey some useless greenbacks. Heh, yeah, we had skinny nad killing jeans in the 80's too, at least my science gaffer had some words about what that did t' our malehood.

Feral kids making feral kids... not a good trend :| But women do need the male sperm in their vagina to feel mentally balanced :\ and the pivot swings the other way.......

Oh well, this post is dead and/or superseded by a new one.... hey, just living up to my generation's penchant for asshole, PC behavior.