Aww man sorry to hear about your abortion, i hope the next ones are born just fine... no hold it, that is actually a bad thing, i hope you don't get any babies, and by babies im talking about kidney rocks of course XD.
well, the thing is i don't really know how to do a proper harassment *blushes*, but i guess i can send an "hey i have an idea for a thing" type of PM.
So it was genetics, does someone in your clan knows how to get a particularly effective counter?
Well im pretty sure my diet would consist purely of eggs, rice, sandwiches, and spaghetti, the occasional salad with the wrong picked veggies, which is what i end making each time i have to cook haha, but i used to know how to make lasagna among other things... man one of these days i should ask my grandma to teach me how to make everything else... again XD, on my defense as long as i have the fruits i make some dammed tasty good juices, which is a life saver because im not really a soda fan unless it is orange soda, damn you Kenan & Kel.
calling your flesh and blood (with some pee on them) sons creepifying... oh so heartless, must be that "tough parenting" that is so uncommon nowadays, makes dem kids to grow as strong as stones, and reach "mountainous" heights, but is a rocky phat indeed, hahaha.
Doomroar
Hey there Mister Vicarious, so i was passing by to talk about the harassing plan, and how im not feeling like doing it, and then i found out that you just birthed a rock from your urethra, are you ok? is the baby ok? what name are you going to call it?
all jokes aside, i bet everyone must have told you this but drink lost of water, and depending on the type of solid you can also spam certain drinks, for example apparently beer can help you dissolve salts, induce urination, distract you from the pain, and (im not sure about this one) but supposedly help as a a preemptive against stone kidneys, now for what little i read in the comments you are not one for drinking lots of water, and since alcohol causes dehydration, i would not go for it without more info in the matter, also sugary drinks (like soda and some beers) cause stone kidney so there is that too....
so what was it? a system deficiency?
a lack of hydration? too much salts? vitamims? Celia Cruz?
if it was too much Celia Cruz you could also get diabetes... now really i don't know how it is were you live but over here fruits are still cheaper than soda, but if you have to drink dem sodas just abstain haha (i was going to say coke but i guess they are less coca and more sugar so is the same...), man how much sugar/salt is your diet anyway? an there is that a lack of vitamins can lead to stone kidneys since the body has problem processing what is entering it, but then if you start eating a bunch of vitamins that are not the ones you need, pow stone kidneys again XD.
on the other hand if you see each little drenched on blood and urine rock as your babies, the painful experience transforms into some creepy yet moving weird wonders of life scene hahaha.
VicariousE
Haha, nah, the crystalline deposits were pretty broken up, no need to name them. Nah harass, I done enough of that already, but somehow, Tom had it in his heart to invite me to Pico day... still have no clue why :) Besides, what's a cheap and cheerful suggestion to the right ears, we're all friends here.
Yeah lot of people don't realize sugar can do that too, not just calcium and other minerals.
Celia Cruz sugar substitute? Dunno her, fraid to say, but I guess it was dehydration... and time. Runs in the family, so it was bound to hit me, despite my best efforts, which have been substantial, considering the blue collar nature of most of my life. I hardly drink anything straight, always cut it with cold water... sugar can gum up the gob while working and sweating. But yeah, diet's been suffering lately while I been focusing on other things... sucks cooking fo yourself all teh time.
Oh yeah, that shit was beyond creepifying, guess it added to the pain and lengthening horror of it too.