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VicariousE
Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism

Age 52, Male/Penis

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homeless/NE USA

Joined on 2/15/01

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lets a hear a memory from age 8 if ya can :P

oh crap, lousy age :<

i found a ten dollar bill (when it was worth more like 20) at the top of the escalators at Macy's... ma was about 20 feet ahead of me looking for a blouse of something. So I went to a counter and asked if anyone had dropped it. THEN I asked random passers by, till ma grabbed me and set me straight.

yes :3 i am

i did the same with the white stringy bits from the chicken pieces...
cat
food

doooo iiiiitttt ::::OOOOO brandon seriously!!!! ._.

i can hear his gears grinding from here...

yeaah probably did xD

it's not an easy thing to do :3

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! o:

(make something up and be quick about it... she's high on German-third-reich-blood-wine)

fine then ._.
by the ay brandon im banning you from my page ._. and i will never again talk to you .-. just for dissing story time ._.

doh!

Harsh :l.

maybe keep him unbanned, but he must deposit a story on your page, first thing, eh Dami?

._. naah thats pretty gentle for what i wouldve done had this not been over the internet xD

good thing Brandon doesn't have a 3d printer then...
she could potentially hack into it and make a robotic knife of some kind

no he has to share now ._. here

what the fuck....

she WILL have her spontaneous story told

i know its not much of a threat .-.

he could probably use an incentive to do so...
like a picture of one of your works that would make an awesome album cover?

And with that unlikely sequence of events behind us, I bid you all good night.
New post Monday :(

why an album cover? ._.

That's all guys like us like; neat square lavishly detailed album covers ._.
sa guy thing

Once there was a person who lived and did stuff. The End.

There is your story. Happy now? -_-

Pff, I gotta somehow write a thing on our planet getting pulled and broken up, thanks to some rogue solar systems planet
.__.

know what steve? ._. i'll draw that for you ._. do ya want a pic of it on a post of mine? submitted to the art portal, or just pm you a pic of it? ._.

if the offer still stands, yeah gimme a link in a PM
that would be something to see!

unless you're being.... ._. sarcastic? what would you draw? I don't wanna see the Earth get mussed up :(

im not being sarcastic lol im serious
i dont know but it sure as hell wont be the apocolypse ._. you want something trippy? im not gonna draw humans anymore for a while ._.

Anything that makes you happy to see or draw, would be a wonderful thing to see!
yeah, death and humans make lousy art subjects :|

draw a rabbit eating a squirrel :3

Highly unlikely in nature... I did see a partially eaten mouse on a sticky pad next door - they will eat their own. How'dit come out?

My father passed away 2 and a half hours ago.
My sister had called me an hour or two before it happened to ask if she wanted to pick me up to be there if he went, but I was busy next door getting the roof in order, cleaning the gutters, checking the smoke and CO2 alarms (the fortune-teller told me the house next door would be destroyed in a fire soon after his passing).

i draw you a buncha kittens in a basket ._. i drew something like this before but i'll make it better and take a pic of it xD

I got plenty of fruit baskets and kitties, but the twain never met.....
That would be very sweet to see, thank you!!

i didnt see that other comment and now i feel bad

It's okay - we all travel at the speed of electricity when we're online
and his passing was very calm..... though a bolt of lightning struck at 3:30 soon after his passing, and I was in the kitchen at the time, silently cussing and being a bad person in general :|

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