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VicariousE
Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism

Age 52, Male/Penis

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i still taste spaghetti ._.

really? you mean the sauce... whadja use?

o.O........................was he ever shirtless in front of you?

...yeah dunno too many teachers.... oh wait. but he was a custodian during the summer....

(steve)
it was microwavable spaghetti

(damitrin)
hes shirtless when he plays drums and a band he was in played at a carnival thing nearish to here and he drummed for them so he decided he'd play shirtless ._.

ye be tastin dat sludge till dawn dude

why would he play the drums shirtless?

...it's kinda a physical instrument?
plus all the key lights like to light there :|

(steve)
yep more than likely ._.

(damitrin)
the hell if i know....

living in the limelight is hot work...

Gots me a new phone

i gots me new probs erry day

(nick)
coolios dudlios ._.
i gots me a...nothing

really glad we got one of new mulitphone combo deals... works and sounds real well
(landline o course)
apparently got fiber-optic lines coming in as of yesterday O__o... really dont care so long as that cruddy ohone company voice mail is tha hell off the line

(steve)
yeah...living on the lighted stage approaches the unreal
for those who think and feel in touch with some reality
beyond the gilded cage ._.
and when i was ever onstage i lived in the "red light" haha its funny because wherever i was on stage the light on me was ALWAYS red.....

maybe thats a cue to hit the red-light district?

rrrooooxanne, you don need to put on the red light.....

(steve)
pfft there is no "red-light district" around here ._.

hmm, going cross country, i saw ladies in the middle of these little towns, hangin around barn doors, and old store fronts..... wearing dresses that looked just a bit off, and glancing around once they had a guy in thrall.......

well ive been out and about my town and the surrounding towns at night enough to know that theres practically NO ONE outside at night

well we never drove at night.........

i dont drive at night ._.

wear sunglasses at night?
not too many deer in your parts, are there?

my fingers wont let me play guitar ._.
they just wont...bend right to play any notes correctly

maybe if your computer keyboard were a little lower, more blood would get to them

i cant drive at the moment....

gonna scoot soon....
wwwwhhhhhyyyyyeeee cahnt u drive?

i wear my sunglasses at night ._.

and dude theres an ungodly amount of deer outside town....

o rly? shit, i should mail... nah, pop apparently got some arrows (no tips of course!)
can't wait till it gets colder... gonna jack (poach) sum deerlings
if the summerkitchen were cleaned out, i could peel a deer in there without the flies getting to it first, plus its got a concrete floor

(steve)
i broke the little things off of my computer that change the height of the keyboard ._.

(damitrin)
i can drive. but i cant drive my car at the moment

could you lap the keyboard? or sit up higher?
maybe just do a few windmills nice n easy......

shit hurts too much plus i lost my

sry to hear about the hurt
...you didnt lose keys??

dafuq........it cut out license!! D:<

oh boy.... i bet those buttheads in FL have it....
does the hospital know where youre at now

(steve)
deerlings....hell i saw more than 10 deer out and about around houses within a few minutes while i was delivering newspapers this morning.

the cords not long enough because of how i have it situated and because of this it wont move much further than it already is.

(damitrin)
i have my drivers license ._.

theyre thicker n shit before dawn... get a crossbow, and near the end of your rounds.....
ever consider getting a hunting license? dont think you need any training for a bow and arrow

bluuuah, hate cheap short cords!

yeah, but no one ever asks you for it! these days they wanna see your license everytime you turn around, and man, you gotta keep your eyes on it - too many slackjawed office rats just forget they got it.

okay, gotta make some more to eat... prolly more egg noddles and butter and ramen salts to get me through to tomorrow.... just hoping my bro or sis might send me some bucks I can blow it on a bottle or take out or something.

my bf yelled at them so they dont know

shit... someone had to take it from your purse... maybe emt's or, fuck, the hospital... was it a FL license? I lost my license a few times and you got my total sympathy.
maybe check their dmv website and see if they cant mail you a replacement (after you send god knows how many photocopies and letters and dna samples)
maybe it's on record and all ya gotta do is bring all yer shit to a local dmv and get hooked up (when you look photogenic of course)

see yas, prolly back on in an hour or two
[nick's being boring just now, isnt he? i wonder about him getting his license.....]

(steve)
i dont kill animals ._. ever.....

its the keyboard that came with the computer...i was considering getting a wireless one but haven't done so for some reason.....

ive only been asked for my drivers license once. and that was because my sister was "eluding the police" when she didn't know if the cop was actually following her or not.
i NEVER break the law ever so i dont have to worry about cops and crap....

and see ya i guess ._.

(damitrin)
i see.......

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