im craving flesh and bacon....i dont kno why...
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I wrote the comment below before seeing how right i was..............., Damitrin o_o
well flesh IS delicious....
stop being a zombie poser!!!!!!
oh wait, i liek flesh too
but human monkey meat IS disgusting :P
Bacon ftw. Crispy bacon :l
aaaaaahhhhhahaaaaaaah
another frickin oxmbieeeeeeee
no steve we ALL jumped out of the darkness together...........theres just YOU left :)
but.... 'they' can see you in the light
bacon bacon bacon......double bacon baconator.....with bacon stuffed buns..........damn i want that....
may your wish be granted... though, I rarely like fast food bacon
oh and i ate al the fork proof vests ._.
but they were designed to be inedible O_o
good luck pooping that out
not with the cloak of invisibily they cant D:<
big deal - invisible turds
it'll still hurt like the dickens
you better get some crisco bars to eat soon..... otherwise, rough ride
(steve)
pfft i never left ._.
ive been playing Epic Battle Fantasy 3 this whole time...
(damitrin)
damn it i want bacon now! are you happy? do you feel proud of yourself?
(nick)
merry birthmas ._.
I wish i could multitask..
i was gonna say that, but i'll wait till he gets back
but the offer stands for only 1:15...
that reminds me
..............................................
..............................whats coming? :3
when you can't digest fork-proof and invisibility wear,
you get cloaked turds :| simple HS science....
but fork proof vests are notoriously famous for not being eaten.... thats why they never used them in the Alien series of movies :P
yah im happy!! :D i'll make the world crave bacon!! D:<
...and hope the Muslim part of the world doesn't go apeshit again (stupid CIA)
...............................its coming...............hang on.............
stop!! that bed pan cannot handle.....
.....................ploop!.................
bedpan emits a very loud and high pitched vibration
shattering all the glass and circuitry around it!
(steve)
i can multi task quite well ._.
hell i have like 40 tabs open, im listening to Unida, playing a game, im in general, and a bunch of other stuff
(damitrin)
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW its all over the place D:
showoff :|
the stainless steel bedpan contained the sub harmonic blast, but it's still over 200 dB!!
Oh lawd.
it may stink bad, but at least it's spatter is invisible.... but
you can
still
smell
evil
happy birfday nick!
._. ........................:3
.......that was my best vest too
dunno where the invisible one came from tho
im the only local hobbit left, and my std. issue stuff's long gone
(steve)
swhat i do :P
(damitrin)
._.
uuuuuuun-huh :\
Danke broseph.
may you have many teutonic twats in your boudoir while you're 17
after you hit 18, yer on ya own
nick...nick....hoppy barfday ._.
Hi, I'm nick, and I'm an alc-- :l. Much obliged :l.
i know.... no one likes a patent response - good show
Viper
its weird i could have sworn there were more posts than that though....
VicariousE
?!? you both jumped out of the darkness together?!?!
ah! my flesh!
need a fork proof vest!!