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VicariousE
Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism

Age 52, Male/Penis

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homeless/NE USA

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god fucking damn it newgrounds!!
and good thing i hadent bought anything yet.....GET ME THE ANIME!!!!! O.O..................PLEEAASSEEE

*hadnt
and HEEELLLOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE HOOOOOOMMMMEEEE!!!!!

HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMITRIN!
HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!! BBBBBBBRRRRRRAAAANNNDDDODOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW ARRRRRREEEEE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU???????????

dunno

okay ._.

well i took a about 2 hour long shower while newgrounds was down.....
wasn't planning on it being that long but i didn't feel like getting out of the shower

thats a long shower! mine took about 15 minutes ._. i also just got back from a paintball game with complete strangers! good thing i had extra clothes in the car! :D

eh sometimes i just like to be in there for a long time ._.

ive never paintballed
it doesn't look fun to me....getting shot at by people with balls of paint...
same reason i dont go running around with a fucking BB gun ever. its not that i haven't used one though. i have and im actually a better shot than i thought i would be.

it hurts! especially when you're wearing shorts!

well since i never wear shorts ever i wouldn't know ._.
seriously the last time i wore shorts was like...4 years ago
i have two pairs and they're gym shorts. so you can imagine how inhumanly pale my legs are....

i wear shorts a lot
i wish i was pale...im fucking tan as hell! (yet steve thinks im pale....)

hard to tell from a SINGLE, old photo, which mayve been taken after the dea of winter O__o

i love my paleness :3
although im paler than normal because i stay inside pretty much all day.....

vitamin d (or sun on skin) is a very necessary to eat and sleep regular, you vampire, you
fix that, and good health follows

i hate my tanness :3

you're ethnic, get used to it or move to the great white north :P

but i hate the cold D':

so you want warm and no light.... sounds like hell ta me :P
how boot Belize? almost did a swag tourist commercial for them, hotel room expense account... the producer i worked for had a sucky take on what sells in video, so no brown English speaking womens :(
BIG :(

(steve)
hiya stevie mah boy
*King Of Hyrule from the Legend Of Zelda cartoon*

(damitrin)
granted i wish i was paler.....
my paleness is one of the only things about me that i like
the others are my hair and facial hair. i hate everything else about myself.
my absolute boringness, how annoying i am, my shortness, how insanely ugly i am xD

Site went buggo for me again, so I waited while an anitvirus prog is loading
its for my cousins computer, which doesnt seem as buggy as they claim

hey least there as one unlike nick....
i gotta go now

dontevenknow...

(damitrin)
...what?
bye i guess ._.

... so youre saying you like the Das Boot look?

das boot look? o_O

oh and im brushing my hair :3
but it sucks because i have a few knots in it so it hurts like all hell when i get one of em......

RATS server scrubbed my 'german u boat kids who look pale and beardy for obvious reasons' text!

ah okay
yeah i like my paleness and long haired beardyness :3

yea i red that already... vitamin d deficient-man

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