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VicariousE
Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism

Age 52, Male/Penis

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homeless/NE USA

Joined on 2/15/01

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did i converse with him? yes i talked to him

what did you converse about?
astronomical alignments? how the moon effects the tide? when and if the world will explode due to a squirrel attacking a chipmunk causing world war 5?

we talked about cats ._.

what kind of cats?
and my dad wants me to go somewhere to look at records ._.
i only have $10 on me at the moment...i dont know what i could get and im also running out of space for more records at the moment...........

siamese ._. because he had one in his pocket......it was a baby kitty :3

oh and dont leave me alone!! D':

O:
i want a baby kitty!!!! :3

i wont ._.
i dont really want to go

he said it was for his girlfriend cuz they werent doin so well ._.
yay you're not leaving :3

they as in him and his girlfriend or they as in the kitties?

yep im not leaving
and i had my lock on my door and my sister still burst into my room nearly breaking my lock apart and i proceeded to yell at her and tell her if she did it again id drive a few nails into her head because im sick and tired of people just coming into my room when i obviously DO NOT want anyone in here

i mean i wouldn't REALLY do the nail thing
but i just wanted to get the point across that i was seriously pissed off at her....

him and his girlfriend but they ended up breaing up over the phone and im just standing there......feeling awkward ._. but also thinking "oh my god we were just talking about her! :D she must be some kind of mind reader"
i feel ya bro -_-

i see...so did you try to befriend him? or take the kitty?

i seriously wish i had an at least okay job could move out of here...i hate these people with a passion ._.

i befriended him to try and get closer to the kitteh katteh o.O its all in place!
you dont need a job to move out! all you need is to do is destroy a pawn shop for a russian dude who wants to make a club there and boom! instant 14 grands a month! :D

id befriend someone to steal a kitteh from them .-.

there are no russian people here ._.
this is illinois it gets cold but not that cold.....

dude if theres atleast 3 thousend russians in california then why cant there be just one russian in illinois??

oh i left out a part thats not very important: he has to be your dead moms last boyfriend ._.

i have never seen any russian people anywhere here ._.

and i have something in my hand and its causing me to have weird numbing pains in the middle of my palm

well considering my mom isn't dead (that i know of) that doesn't really help me ._.

stop typing and go wash your hands with warm water for exactly 78 seconds ._.
if it doesnt work try cold water

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ._.

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