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VicariousE
Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism

Age 52, Male/Penis

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homeless/NE USA

Joined on 2/15/01

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hmmm........30 minues each for his biggest fans?

Who knows :l

i talked to the tenants next door then ran drip hoses 3x down 2 rows

well steev does........and god

i am god

PFfhaha There is no god.

here i iz

Sup Stevegod :l

rain dance while aleve still working overtime
maybe phys therapy work

well then its nobody! because i dunno bout u but i dont know any steevs -_-

awww now im dead to u

no stuffed peppers or cabbage 4 uuuuu
zucchini in 10 days or less
or i could steal some from next field (befor eht mc mansions get any idears

Teevs :l

i think the lidocaine patch helped too

hello steve! (please if i leave this time stay until icome back!)

hahahaha i said dat 2
but i swaeted and worked
gimme some sticky huggsies :3

naah i only know teevs and steve i dont know any steevs -_-

yeah the shame of internet slander has moved most eh teevs underground literaly and figuratively

no thanks i just showered

i showered myself with my own sweat.... not too dusty... if the wind us up, dustbowl time

slander is a funny word!

wish i had more food, im too slander

dustbowl is a funny word too!
speaking of food and sizes im failing at gaining some!!

you failer.... you too cheap to eat?
pop wanted me to go with him (food shopping), but he doesn't even clean or organize what he just got

no matter how much i eat theres never any change!
why didnt you go?

try shopping with your worst bully... rather go hungry.
he's an 80 old fool who likes to linger and buy on impulse

i see ._. i didnt like shopping with my mom ._. she'd do the exact opposite of eveything i said so i always had to save up my money and get someone to take me shopping

mom and i did well shopping together, even though she slowed down. she and i both knew where all the shit was and we'd write our lists in the order the shelves went from the front door to the frozen section at the end, and always had money left over
i miss shopping by myself. you go with someones else and things slowup and get crazyier n OOPS not enough cash? no credit card? twice with the old man that hapned

i always get money depending on how big the list but i always have 50 bucks in my wallet

i used to push it though and walk out few a few singles sometimes, but NEVER had i personally gone over budget.

i always have gum money left.....but if im ever almost over i get the stuff i REALLY need

I forget or cant buy an item every two visits or so.
almost all gum has saccharin in it so, no gum for me, though i miss it.

i buy gum then lose the entire packet after like 2 sticks..maybe 1

I hardly ever misplace anything - maybe now will be different now that you're living alone with pets... getting old.....

maybe..............speaking of living alone with pets i think my dog is definately a perverted rapist ._.

you never got him fixed? his tail bobed off?
uhh yeah, with balls in tact, the puppy you once knew has grown into something like what youd see in the bbs here at NG :|

my dogs a virgin ._.
no really the other day i was changing my shirt and he was just staring a me and im just like "yah u liek dis donchu? you rapist!"

whoa, you're weird when you're lonely :3
virgins are the worst... maybe start wearing a chastity belt?
almost too cruel to get him fixed now, but maybe not.

Anyway, while I still can, I'm going to walk to the Chinese place and get some eggrolls and mixed veggies. There goes the silver I pulled from the change in the 70's :(

Jump you fuckers!!!!

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