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VicariousE
Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism

Age 52, Male/Penis

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(nick)
yeah...not good advice though for me ._.
trust me...i should know...

a schedule works for me
having a bad job to go to messes things up, as does not having a job

My sympathies to 'ya about the PC.

It's almost 100% word for word guys :l

nah, I consider this a POS (and I dont mean point of sale niether :P) a PC, as in a tower, is always much better than a flat overpriced has-been

oh you saw the text?

(steve)
hmm...okay go ahead and do that i suppose ._.

well the reason why its not "good advice" for me is because...well i dont get tired after that...

maybe if we had wrist weights?
forget i said that.....

(steve)
wrist weights o_o

(nick)
you saw it?

tha fuck do i know? real sex will tire you out a lot more than choking the chicken.....
remember that scene in the devils rejects, "you boys aint gonna fuck these here chickens, is ya?"

I was actually just taunting satirically. Didn't see the text :l

you guys....

(nick)
OH thats good
things would get a bit...awkward if you saw it...

awkward is me reviewing who's sent me pm's....... not twilight zone weird, but 'varied'. I do wish gay ppl would just fess up to their gender here on NG and just say they're gay or watever. Some really good gay artists here

No dude. I'm a god of the internet, I can access any text log at my whim within seconds of hearing vague details about it. xD

my cpu is a neural net processor, a learning computer
sounds like a title of a preschool teaparty massacre song

"OH thats good"
...thats what she said ._.

hardy har har

what's good is my meds kicking in

(steve)
varied? how so?

do you mean your muscle relaxer meds?

Pfpfpfpffff just look up :P

yeah, just hope I wake up with all the bits in line and not pinched. ever have problems with your sciatic nerve? it's unbelievable pain that occurs from a lower back misalignment that stops the blood flow and lights up all nerve endings in a big radius.... hard to explain..

Here's a weird PM I got in March... a foreign female, I'm guessing :\

You're a boring kid, right man?

Dude, I know what u talking about.

R U READY?

Hahahahaha!!!!!

Kid, you're are under a rest.

Did the cops send u to jail and said. wait for 18 day in 2 months ago?
Why or why not?

"Help! There's a monster in the garbage in your local dealer garage in your house! AHHHH!!!!! LOOK OUT!! SCREAM!"
you said last night.

"No, no, no, son!" said your mom.
"No monster in your local dealer house, right?"

"Just... uh, ...ok. Mom, right." you said, put pillow on your leg and cubble your blanket.
"Deal or NO Deal?"

"Deal," your mom said. "I bet there's no monster or monsters in here. Good night, son."

"Okay," said you. "Good night, Mom."

Whatever, no story.

Prop Day is Today! Tommorow's Pico Day!!

I, fires123450 is now.

Bye-bye, you da man!

Either a foreign chick or a chick from the inner city of baltimore.
They'd be equally incoherent.

living in america.... neat song that - it was in an old rocky movie
yeah, nooo clue; might write her back, though her blog now looks kinda old...

(steve)
hmm...dont really know what to say about that ._.

and i...dont know if i have or not?

(nick)
ha

oh! the similar advice... it's from http://thundaboom.newgrounds.com/ and here it is.....

I do know of one, well I mean I just recently discovered it.

It's basically where you would sit on your bed, close your eyes, and then relax all the muscles in your body.

slowly squeeze your fists, and then keep on squeezing. release. squeeze your face, then release. squeeze your nose, then release. squeeze your stomach, then release etc until all of your muscles have been stretched.

well, i helped. now hopefully they'll let me in those gates when i die ;)

So this one time, a bunch of chicks from the inner city walked into a library, and one of them said to the librarian "I need sum books bout sawyer tom guy boyeee" and the librarian said "Wait, wait, wait. A bunch of inner city chicks took the time to seek out a library? Something doesn't fit here."

That monologue below is more like a twilight zone episode than a joke if you ask me.

yeah, it does
i've seen that happen before though
twice a month 2 girls from a poor part of town would come in this beat up van and borrow 2 foot high stack of dvd's each! I can only guess they were making dubs to pay the bills.... never asked them about it, but did try and start a conversion. They kinda spoke amongst themselves about me giggled and took off :\ times like that i wish my hearing was better (or my looks)

who here wears pajamas to bed?
weird out of nowhere question i know, but im curious for some odd reason ._.

(steve)
hmm...interesting...

(nick)
hahaha funny stuff ._.

used to till about mid way through HS

I go to bed in my regular clothes lol

same here - im a dirty pollack

(nick)
same here. the only "pajamas" i have are 3 pairs of pajama pants i have and i only wear them if i feel like wearing them out of nowhere...other than that i just wear whatever shirt im wearing to bed ._.

they are comfy, sometimes shit happens here so fast, id rather not wear unpublic wareables... especially when i dont get outta bed till noon or so

I never understood pajamas-- Ready to crash out, but you can't, you have to take the time and effort to get changed into another pair of clothes that feel pretty much the same as jeans and a t-shirt anyway, if anything it's just another little annoyance before you pass out.

i never wore pajamas :3
i always wore my normal clothes erryday :3

...and yet another reason why most of my shorts have holes i bet
that and nothing i wear was made in this country
except for a goose down vest from the late 70's and a bea... no, thats Italian, my black leather jacket... leather was too soft for modern living though and its slightly small on me now

Sometimes I don't even crash on my bed, I'll just crash on the couch :l.

i miss having a solid spine....... still, must be a decent couch

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