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Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism

Age 52, Male/Penis

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Viper 2012-03-27 23:05:40

well its just "parent" for me
my mom and dad divorced like 6 years ago or something like that...
its only the second time its happened with my heart
any other time its just my stomach. but its fine. it usually goes away relatively soon...
then again my entire body always hurts...
my knees are all kinds of screwed up (thanks to this jackass who tripped me in auto class and caused me to fly like 20 feet and smash my knees into solid cement and caused them to bleed profusely and i just ended up walking it off) my left shoulder is messed up, my back hurts a bit at times, and a bunch of other stuff. and my dad always gets mad at me because i "walk too slow" well no shit im going to walk slow if my knees are messed up. hell ive even told him about this stuff before and he pretty much just shrugged it off. thats why i tend to not tell people anything about me being in pain or being sick or anything.
seriously the only people i tell are kupia and whoever i feel should know on here. and thats it.

and it slowly started to go away after the first 45 minutes and was almost completely away after 2 hours.

VicariousE 2012-03-27 23:05:40

Sorry to hear about the divorce and the assholes in school (either one of my parents would've sued the shit out of the school, and they don't like lawyers or scamming the system a bit).
I don't think parents realize how hazardous our world is now, compared to when they were kids. Older people just block it out and things get worse.
Not complaining is called being "stoic". I wish I could help. Welfare and Medicaid can help, but... they're only for the "professional poor". Still, maybe Medicaid can help. You have to try and get help or at least answers on how to prevent attacks like this. Out of respect for Kupia's faith in you, you should try to be there for her, for as long as possible.

Viper 2012-03-28 00:28:03

yeah but i got used to it...no one i went to school with really ever liked me that much...
never fully understood why. but i got used to having like 2 friends. whom i pretty much dont really even talk to now...we used to sit at lunch and not eat and just play poker, black jack, go fish, and we made up a few games as we went (i was the one who supplied the cards for our games)

yeah totally agree with that.

hmm learning something new everyday haha

yeah i know...

well she already knows im there for her no matter what.
just wish i could...ya know actually "be there" for her...
but if i could id do whatever i could possibly do for her
and plus i tell her all the time i want to be with her for as long as humanly possible and be there for her no matter what. along with telling her how much i love her and how much i miss her even when we're not able to talk for even just a few minutes :)
seriously she means everything to me
and without her i dont know what id do...

VicariousE 2012-03-28 00:28:03

Did your school pay for any treatment? If there's a record of this, maybe you could get damages - it must be an uncomfortable subject anyway, so I'll let it go, but could it be related to your chest pains?

I know you're a good dude, I just don't want you to go missing. I know if I died, no one here would be told (unless I gave my sis and bro my passwords; next call I'll make them write it down).

Viper 2012-03-28 01:10:06

oh and plus
i promised kupia id go to the hospital if that ever happened again
because i know how much she cares about me and i dont want to just go off and die on her...

VicariousE 2012-03-28 01:10:06

You could buy a car for what an emergency room visit will cost. At least with Medicaid, and/or charity care, you can get a scan of your chest to see what's what. It could be a pinched nerve, or it could be something that can take you out of the race TODAY. Problem solving skills can save your life.
Maybe your State's better at healthcare than in my shit soaked State. You'd probably have to go to the county seat to apply for Medicaid (and maybe you qualify for other help). Call a hospital and see if you can talk to their social worker.
Damn, I thought my body was fucked up :(

Destrayop 2012-03-28 01:39:22

R.I.P. eddsworld.
Another grounder sadly gone.

VicariousE 2012-03-28 01:39:22

FUCK. He really was a prince among men. It takes a true gentleman to make such G rated humor possible in the first place!
I remember Randy Solem's website from a decade ago - he was a superb writer. Sucks he put that registration crap in there...
I'm just wondering how many people's work(s) I've seen pass away... probably a lot. Internet personas are a new thing, and not everyone thinks to give passwords and account info to trusted love ones.

JBKalso 2012-03-28 02:07:08

Some of that elevator music isnt half bad.

VicariousE 2012-03-28 02:07:08

Ha HA ha... you can type from the hot place? I didn't know wifi went that far!
If you like horror-disaster flicks, stick around.... Outbreak is coming.
Incidentally, what is it with you and tarahloveshentai? I'd be happy to die of natural causes or in saving someones life... offing yourself just isn't thread-worthy :(
Shit, maybe there's a commune in Eugene or Irvine you can stay at, till you get things straight in your head... maybe drop some acid with some good folk....
Myself, I just blame my sinner father and try to make my life, my own.
Please be strong and happy, no matter what BS hits ya.

Viper 2012-03-28 13:15:16

nope not at all
they knew about it though
but didnt do anything about it

thanks
well if i ended up biting the big one (ha) kupia will know about it and more than likely say something...or id give her my password so she could do something on my account for it

ah its probably nothing.
and how much it would cost is the main reason i didnt want to go.
i have no idea...well (and i know this isn't the best idea ever) im going to wait it out and see if it happens again...
yeah...well ive been like this for awhile...
and people get mad at me when i complain about being in any form of pain
then after i explain this stuff to them they get madder

VicariousE 2012-03-28 13:15:16

Hell I'm not mad at you for being out in a shit situation... but maybe vengeance should be yours! If this is a personal injury, maybe talking to a local lawyer for nothing might yield some results. The chest pains started after the "accident", right?
Damn straight the price keeps you from getting better! I'll be making a special post sometime Thursday concerning that and other things...:(

I can only say: eat wisely, don't move anything while pissed off and keep looking for information that can help you with your goals (health, languages, papers to leave this killing jar country)

JBKalso 2012-03-28 15:48:30

Trah was joking and she was saying she doesnt want to grow up. Shes a sexy party girl. I have some serious issues.

VicariousE 2012-03-28 15:48:30

Yeah, she doesn't do emo well, and I figured from her Bday post pic she wasn't feeling any pain. But I guess there's no sin in saying, her husband's due to ship out soon, hence the pre-birthday growing pains.
Shit bro, I know you've got some cereal stuff to deal with... I wish I had powers like that Vulcan did in Star Trek V, "Release your pain!" A lot of people think Cali's a nice place to be poor, but, noooo.
If we could just keep the Mexicans from coming for a year or two, maybe some jobs would open up and at decent wages. I know that's the least of your worries, but money always matters... dammit.

JBKalso 2012-03-28 15:48:49

Tarah*

VicariousE 2012-03-28 15:48:49

v Oh, I thought that was her hipster handle.... ;3

sandy25198 2012-03-28 17:47:25

how were there ever THREE clues i only remember ONE O.o
oh for the love of toes i hate riddles just tell me your name! if u dont feel comfortable commenting it just PM it im too dumb to figure out the clues!!!
i beat Portal 2 yesterday and im gonna return it........nah...... im just gonna go look for Portal 3 that game was epicalz!!

VicariousE 2012-03-28 17:47:25

Pheh. You just bitched about my easy-bake-oven riddles, when you just killed a puzzle game you just got? Not surprised at Portal 2's brevity.. why not cash it in before the value tanks (among everything else in the world soon)?
Oh, you played a demo for Portal 3? Hope it rocks your world :3
I wish I had false identities, like ppl did before computers. I wouldn't even have been bad....

Viper 2012-03-28 18:28:13

well there arent any "local" lawyers. the closest lawyers are miles away from here...seriously there is NOTHING here in this town. all we have is: 4 gas stations (for 2000 people!), a grocery store, 2 chiropractors for some unknown reason, and the schools. and thats it.

yeah seriously...

well im planning on eating better than i already am...granted i eat only like 2 meals a day (if that) but most days i only eat dinner. kupia always gets a bit mad that i do that...and that i should eat breakfast. but i usually dont have time to. because when i get up in the morning i immediately have to go deliver newspapers and then when i come back its around noon
i actually dont get mad really ever (as strange as that sounds) mostly because i tend to stay away from people that would make me mad...

VicariousE 2012-03-28 18:28:13

I went to a town just North of me... I walked to 3 different lawyers, all of whom were making a million $ a year minimum, because they made their clients and paralegals work harder than they do. "First, let's kill all the lawyers..."

Serious stuff sucks....

My sis nagged me about eating more earlier - it does help though!
Madness is a way of life here in Jersey....

Viper 2012-03-28 18:30:28

speaking of puzzle games
who here has played Interlocked on here?
its a 3D puzzle game

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/563158">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/563158</a>

VicariousE 2012-03-28 18:30:28

Thanks for the link; hopefully I can scope it out sometime. I may see flat, bu mah mind's 3d at least....

sandy25198 2012-03-28 18:57:47

i never had an easy bake oven -_-
well thats cuz its a video game not some twisted riddle just to figure out someones first name O.o
nah i was at the beach and some guy wanted me to survey some upcoming video games :P they payed me 152 bucks for playing 7 video games in an hour ._.

VicariousE 2012-03-28 18:57:47

Well I did, and it was a waste of money, 'cept for the cookbook.
If I knew your name, I wouldn't tell - I've had many years to cool down and brighten up.
?? Consumer Researchers?!? Coulda capped his ass and taken his dough!
No... I wouldn't begrudge anyone an opportunity like that. But they pay the companies a lot more money than they're giving out, then they make up the data, depending on who (competitors) gives them the most money. They paid me well enough to work for them, but they are SCUM!
*sigh* the last riddle I gave you was very solvable. I'm gonna PM Viper - if he can get it , you can get it :3

sandy25198 2012-03-28 19:46:52

u had an easy bake oven? O_o dude i didnt have one bc i thought it was too girly......
im not afraid to say my real name -_- hell i'd even give you my last name and the name of my parents if you want, wouldnt really matter a fuck.
but he payed me ._. plus most pl dont even get 10 bucks for an hour so dont i win? O_o
glob! i told you i was stupid! it's gonna take me 3 years to figure it out! who knows possibly even more!!
wat was it again?

VicariousE 2012-03-28 19:46:52

Ma didn't want me to mess up her kitchen at that age - later, we were best kitchen buddies.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, cash on the barrel head to push plastic buttons? Move over Geroge Jetson! No, you had a definite win... they didn't get too much personal info outta ya, did they?
One way or another, you'll know soon enough... I just PM'ed Viper the same riddle I gave you!
I'm not trying to tease you! It's just that some of the things I've written about could get me in trouble - breach of contract, both corporate and federal.
Gotta do dinner and clean house; be back in 100 minutes or so.

Viper 2012-03-28 20:23:39

well you more than likely live somewhere thats bigger than here...

that it does. that it does...

your sister sounds a bit like Kupia hahaha
ah but i love her :3

and you're welcome. i got through like 12 levels in less than 5 minutes. its relatively easy if you know what you're doing.

VicariousE 2012-03-28 20:23:39

No, it's smaller, but pretty condensed,
That's funny, yeah my sis is a little hyper fidget lolz.
Yeah, but it takes me a while to deal with weird people (concerning my accident - lots of whack jobs to appeal to), so, no time to play for internet cookies (medals)

sandy25198 2012-03-28 20:23:56

my mom never cooked for me :) she always hired this weird mexican lady who looked more like my mom than my actual mama.....probably cuz she wasnt blonde like her and we were both mexican ._.
no but i wouldnt have cared anyways....never asked for a credit card number....
sure if u call a decade soon. maybe he's good with riddles! or actually likes them!
have fun.....i didnt have anything to eat or drink today except for half a can of coke :(
ur gonna "do" dinner?

VicariousE 2012-03-28 20:23:56

Huh. So you learned to cook from the "hired help".... but she was family to you?
Yeah, they don't need a cc number, but ss number?, tell 'em to fuck off - a dirty little trade, I later found out about. Again, I gotta stay dl, ya kno?
I fried a pork chop, potatoes and 3 very scrambled eggs, with a small side of canned corn (stew tomorrow? meh....)

Destrayop 2012-03-28 21:10:13

I know a weird mexican... He's supposedly my bassist, but I have to compose basslines for him and we never jam so I don't know what the dealio is with that.

VicariousE 2012-03-28 21:10:13

Through NG or real life? I now it can be potentially tacky, but anyone at school play bass? If I had to collab on this plugin radio decoder (internet computer). I'd do Skype. The only way to real-time things into existence...

sandy25198 2012-03-28 22:09:35

i guess i can myself a weird mexican (you fuckass weird mexican!! >:( get a life you piece a shit!)
haha dealio.....fun word XD

VicariousE 2012-03-28 22:09:35

I'm small and a hard worker... and, yeah, I've passed for an albino Mexican.

sandy25198 2012-03-28 22:19:20

hey look u almost have 200 comments now...

VicariousE 2012-03-28 22:19:20

Yep....... I earn a penny a day
[just caught a stinkbug with my good duct tape... he was on my calendar, now it's all benty in the middle... didn't spray though, thank goodness]

sandy25198 2012-03-28 22:19:40

hahaha i just had to do that.....

VicariousE 2012-03-28 22:19:40

Hmmmmm? Oh is it an another hundred? S___y, cookie get.

Viper 2012-03-28 22:23:32

damn it sandy (yeah thats right i said it...)
you got his 200th comment too D:

VicariousE 2012-03-28 22:23:32

At first hurrried glance, I thought it was Destrayop, then you... oh, well, high marks for s___y's persistences. So too in a row.

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