oh...
its SpamOfCan...
how...great
*fake smiles*
Wanted to be a simple man of the Earth, enjoying art and literature, the bounty of the Earth. Instead, I have to fend against governments and principalities, global conspiracies and bad social engineering, ree, my autism
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I sent him a bunch of eurotrash laughs.
I'm not afraid of risking my typing for lesser mortals to see.
See this.... O_0 ?
this is me without my mask on, spammy o' can, me ol' chum.
i mean people say its both weird and like...i cant think of the word right now...but people for some odd reason got mad at me because i dont headbang.
the reason i dont is because
1. if i do that while im playing guitar i fuck up all of my playing
2. i get REALLY dizzy after i do that to the point in which i can barely stand
and
3. i used to do it but its not fun to me anymore :/
ive never hit a girl ever ._.
never wanted to
never felt the need to
and never will
i dont see why i would do that
because im like the ONLY nice guy around here
but girls here arent interested in "nice guys" here
they prefer guys that are mean and hit them all the time
which makes NO sense to me whatsoever
but im okay with it
i mean granted most times id love to go up to those guys and smack up along side the head and ask them what the hell is wrong with them, but im pretty much a pacifist so i dont like fighting. but i will if i HAVE TO.
i made a mask in art class
its all white
and the eye holes are different for a reason
one is a regular one
and the other is like an oval
and the left eye has the O with the arrow from The Who's logo on it
but i made it with a mold so its a bit too small for my face
i mean i could have had it so the stuff was put on my face so i could wear it
but i dont think i could sit there with that stuff on me for as long as i needed it on there so it would dry...
Ever headbang a fly?
There are various means to catch an unsticky fly... get a fly in your hands, cup your hands like the inside of a ball and shake the fly constantly for a few minutes (5 or more) - while its stunned, tie a long, straight hair around one its back legs. The other side of the hair should have apiece of tape on it so your new pet doesn't run away with his leash.
I did raise my hand to a GF jus outta HS. We had been together for two years, and she had done something monumentally stupid. She reeled and looked scared - turned out she had been hit a few times by her father. I didn't intend to hit her, just showing my frustration. She later became a whore and a bad drug addict, but now she's married so... fingers crossed.
No mask made... other than the early odd paper one. Guess they didn't want to give us ideas about being anonymous in public, perhap?
no i haven't
but my dad used to do that all the time while he was in school...
im rarely able to catch flies because im too slow :/
oh...
well i hope shes gotten past her drug problems and all of that
oh okay
i guess they didnt
because my high school had it as an assignment if you were in art class
i wish i could wear mine...it would be so cool O:
Yeah, I've seen mass produced masks for kids to paint and/or modify, and they're definitely for little faces, probably so their parents can't use them to steal food or march on DC... lolz, not.
Just wondering of mybibliophile and her welfare... didn't she crochet? My grandma used to make little roses, well, more like a puff flower, no bigger than your fist... looking them now.
Well you could always make another mask and take a picture of the Art portal... maybe the white hockey dude from teenage turtles, or a more Eddie from Maiden? Or something for Kupia?
My stage is set for finishing a friends coloring tonight, hope we both like it!
i dont know...i think she did i dont really remember
i could make another mask for Kupia...
but i dont know if it would fit her...
i mean if i do it would be for her Birthday since its in two days
i dont think i can make a mask of Eddie
that would be too hard for someone with as little artistic abilities as myself
Well you could make a normal mask, then sand blast scars into it then paint it in :3
Think I'm going to ask for Valium tomorrow after they get done electrocuting my spine with needles...
See what happens when you put computers into cars? Now doctors think they an shove a digital butt-plug up your ass and tell you if it's raining outside... just hoping for the best. I want to be able to walk straight again. And hear and see properly out of the left side of my head again.
Damn, I turned your response into a meme Viper. Sry boot that. Just nervous.
Artistic skills come with age and practice. It really is as simple as making what you're thinking.
so ur a fat and smelly guy? O.o
my da never beat me. i dont think he's ever hit me just yelled at me a lot (i'll admit i deserved EVERY second of the yelling) my brother used to beat me ._. he still does sometimes (all the more reasons ppl think im emo (:)
No, I'm thin and occasionally smelly. o.0 No middle age gut on me.
I got beat and thrown around a few times by my pop before I started to confront him with my anger, sad to say. Can't help but to be a little emo about that sort of past.
I could never hurt someone I loved, like he had hurt me. I don't spread evil.
Sorry to hear your brother hasn't matured. Maybe he'll find a girl that'll beat him.
Off to duct tape the cat box and other unpleasant things...
i should be a police sketch artist........yup :) haha it'd be funny
he has a wife and a daughter who love him so much it almost makes me jealous to see how he loves THEM when all he's ever done to ME is cuss at me, dissagree with EVERYTHING i say, distroy almost everything i liked, hate the people i loved (including his own father whos my papas too :D) and beat me then spit on me when he's done!
sad to say but maybe he...........didnt luv u?........
i...like...cats ._.
No, he does love me, but it was tainted by his mother's (or even father's) sinful nature. Hard to explain why he acts out of ego rather than logic.... an enigma my bro and sis are well aware of. I'm custodian here.
I taped the box, not the cat... no worries (should tape the bugger's bunghole....)! My pop's cat used to be quite the hunter before she got all agoraphobic. It's sad how some cats are prejudiced against calico cats... takes them a while to used to each other. Head butt. Head bang. 'sall love yo
i could...that would be interesting
what happened?
uh...okay...
well ive pretty much never had any artistic skill ever
Got sheet metal lying around? Could make a sculpture or convert the riding mover into a one man APC... everyone's got a skill or two worth exploiting for arts sake. My pop's messes are creatively piled, I've been told....
thats an interesting way of showing affection for your children......?? O.o weird
but then if it gets overflowed it would explode or die.....
my pitbull used to be my dads. he got it when he was at the end high school (i personally dont get wat was so bad bout high school O.o) then he gave it to me. the dog is almost dieing but looks fresh as ever....
wat was that last thing u said? O.o
Yeah, I and my sibilings do not try to analyze my pop's words or actions; really, truly random.
Poor doggy. What do you think might be wrong with him?
Meow?
no i dont...
and i dont have really anything that i could "expliot" for art...
Say did you ever check out that Destrayop fellers work?
His equipment list is like most musicians wish lists.
Gotta check out the rest of his stuff between projects...
yeah i did
i wish i had some of the stuff he has :/
Some?
Swap it for something else.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/
view/207678
You can thank me later for turning you on to this, bruh.
yah that is pretty random (i bet u a cookiez i can top that!)
he's pretty old i mean i did say my dad (who's 40 something now) found him in high school (i still dont get wats so bad bout high school -_-)
nope im pretty sure dat wasnt it -_-
That's... a long time for a dog...?
No bets after 7pm for me. I'm on a budget.
Um, I gotta backtrack the question...
Need to prepare for the "test" so I'll "talk" after that 'n food shopping and cooking for the Pop, cleaning, and light construction and more shuffling stuff around so I can "sound" as good as possible.
Thank god I'm aging backwards like Benjamin Button, I won't burn to death.
Hell, I hope none of us burn to death. Hopefully it'll just short out shit and leave us living things alone!
The solar flares microwave pattern of intensity will vary. Probably look something like a piece of film getting stuck in the projector and is left to burn, or the leading edge of windy rain, containing varying densities and sizes of impact, as the world turns.
Like the flood, it's effects will last a day. At its worst, the EMP will penetrate the ground just over a mile and half below the surface of the Earth.
As I posited, the microwaves from solar activity can only reach so far down into the water. That is why the creatures found there are so primitive - they've never been exposed to the thing to mutate (evolve them) into something different. Eat my shorts Darwin. We got nuked before, plain and simple.
i have imagination D:
but i just dont like using it sometimes...
dont ask why
even i dont really know
Inspiration is required and must come from within.... somewhere there...
needz flashlite
"Let's do it forJohnny, man!" -- The Outsiders
Imagination is good.
Improvise, overcome, adapt.
You need a modicum of imagination to do anything in life.
It's how you produce tangible things, unless you're asleep at your post.
imagination is KEY!!
kay we'll do this tomorrow then cuz i RLY want a cookie!
told u it was dieing
I'd be very happy to give you a cookie...
Riddle me for it. Test an old man's deductive reasoning skills.
I will make it worth your while.
Yep, we're all moving in the same direction.
I'd like to go quickly and with my boots on, outside, no matter the weather.
i love The Outsiders O:
its one of my favorite books
along with
Lord Of The Flies, To Kill A Mockingbird, and If You Give A Mouse A Cookie (hahaha)
ive seriously been lacking a great deal in the "inspiration department" if you get what i mean
seriously i dont feel inspired to do really anything :/
which sucks...
im in a rut and it seems like i wont be out of it for awhile
Excellent choices in the human condition.
She no mousz!
Yeah, me too.
Imma take a walk before I draw 2 night.
Maybe sleep a little deeper and longer too.
thank you but i'd rather do the bet :)
"life is a race with an unknown ending, some finish together some dont." - Me :D
i liked To Kill a Mockingbird.........it was rly weird O.o
They glossed over that book in school.... they taught us the answers, not the substance.
Your quote sounds good!
We'll do the bet tomorrow when I come on :3
yeah :D
and cookies O:
id walk too...but its too fucking cold outside hahaha
and theres nothing interesting to see here so thats a minus too hahaha
Puh. I'd have been a lot heavier now if I stayed out the cold, getting my wifi the old fashioned way... stealing it from right outside the neighbors house, in the elements. Couldn't do that now anyway.. the LCD screens fluorescent tube's blown! I ain't hauling a 20 lbs. monitor down the road just to check my email (which I don't anyway).
But if your knees can take it, walking is a great mind clearer and burns calories.
We both really need to sleep better!
LOL, I love that about Lassie...you can understand what she's saying but a fish speaks in plain english. Brought him in a bag, loved him for two weeks...and then nothing!
Sure the fish is talking, but is he saying anything? No...
Remind you of anything? XP
Hey you!
Just going to take a walk, but had to get NG housekeeping outta the way (writing to TomFulped)
A riddle!
I'm thinking Flipper! Did I get it or is there a multi-fish answer?
Nero the Disney fish (among others...) Charlie the Tuna from old commercials, a war film with Don Knotts as a cartoon fish, Mr. something or other.
Who was brought home in a bag and loved for two weeks?
Viper
wanna know something people find weird that i dont do?
i dont headbang
...ever
and i mean EVER
and it drives people nuts because i have PERFECT hair for that
i dont pull people's hair...
i pulled my sister's once and she punched me...
VicariousE
It's like a cheap kid's high to get dizzy headbanging..
'k. I'm in 2nd grade or so on a big bus.. 1st one on last one off. Member Cindy from the Brady Buch (original)? She was a terrorist hair puller. Always grumpy as hell. After messing with the group, she went after me, the lone wolf. At first I stood for it, trying pushing her away and being nice.. (3 or so days out of the week I dreaded) after a few weeks, she began to hit. She was coming away with my hair in her hands and hitting me to boot (she rarely spoke at all and her bro was usually on the bus or her neighbors) Fed up, I hit her back, giving her a black eye for the two and a half that I recieved. No more from her, or to anyone else, she sat quietly till she was... somewhere else. Her father had beat her, so she had problems, as it were. I think things got better for her, but...
I've never hit a girl or woman since. Imma kindly sort, who can be rough in my affections, should it be wanted. Never to harm or cause pain though, s___y.