Spinal needles, prosthetic failure and hoods

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Spinal needles, prosthetic failure and hoods

Posted by VicariousE - March 2nd, 2012

[A nice suspicious subject line, ehhhhh?] The older you get, the hotter the flame.

The shorter candle lasts half as long, but twice as bright. You kids ain't seen nothin' yet.

I been around twice as long as many Newgrounders here, and my light is shining brighter than ever.

However, what is this? ...problems ahead? "What's that Lassie? You say Timmy fell well down the well and can't get out?" [I wish young people would learn how to read between the lines, so I do.]

"Arrf! Arrf!" The human race has just entered into a deadly game of short odds, and dire consequences for everyone. I had the second box from the top - Radio Shack Catalog, 1986

User Image: Asterix (The Masions of the Gods) and yurgenburgen's These Colors Don't Run

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Viper 2012-03-02 23:48:49

you disabled comments when i was about to send something -_-

interesting post
and interesting observations too
*strokes beard contemplating life*

i didnt know you made that post O:
i dont know how i could have missed that...

but...but...but i dont want to deal with the dire consequences of other people that have no grasp on the value of the lives of people other than themselves. if anyone should have to be responsible for the stuff that is to come it should be the people that caused them not the innocent people that could only sit back and helplessly watch as the world they knew was slowly going to hell around them >:(

VicariousE 2012-03-02 23:48:49 (Updated 2012-03-03 00:49:38)

Sorry. I think your second draft here went better, if it got lost.
Yeah, the link takes you back to a uncomfortable subject. Again, sorry.
You make a good point, but...
The people who are going to crash society, so they can more "efficiently" control the remnants of the world, are problems we have to face before, during and after the "shit goes down".
What we have to remember is, no one can go it alone, or should they want to. I can stand making new clocks for when the Earth goes all kerfluey. I can bury as many electrical components as I can before the "fire" hits (as well as get under cover myself; I think it's going to get hot in spots).
The point is, to die with your boots on, to die for your brother or another, or die with pride in what you've done to save man's humanity. Survive free or die as a slave. Sucky options, but what the hell, we're gonna live through some amazing shit.

Viper 2012-03-03 01:10:42

ah its okay
it was just me saying i was listening to Nirvana...

and that is a bit of an uncomfortable subject...be everyone has to face the facts that that stuff is going to happen eventually. be it in our lifetimes or the next one(s).
i know what you mean. and id more than likely try to see if i could survive and see if i can be of some assistance after all of this stuff that is to come happens. either that or if i go out i want to go out doing something i believe in and be be proud of what i did in life and go without any regrets.

VicariousE 2012-03-03 01:10:42

Nirvana, Iron Maiden all applicable... I got a cover for that (this post)...

Yep, when it happens, it happens. "Save the baby!"

JBKalso 2012-03-03 04:39:28

What is this about? The end of the world? The world is dying everyday ans everyday it doesn't die is borrowed time we should be grateful for.

VicariousE 2012-03-03 04:39:28

Word, bruh.
You'll probably make it - all you gotta do is run East and up the hill when the shaking starts.
Don't pester my sister though, she's up near Reno and don't like flatlanders..

poisened-noise 2012-03-03 12:14:18

I say bring the rain. Its about time people payed for their lack of consideration. All of us.

VicariousE 2012-03-03 12:14:18

Well, it's gonna eventually be an all snow event, but your drift's been caught. It just sucks that plant and animal life will pay the piper as well... It's true we've been inconsiderate as a species; maybe that's our penance for eating from the tree of knowledge... thinking we could handle it.
"You can't handle the truth!"

Viper 2012-03-03 12:46:19

its an okay cover i guess...
but i prefer Nirvana over really any covers people do
seriously i hated the band i was in's cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit
id send a link but i dont know if i should...
i feel like listening to Nevermind now
i cant believe its 20 years old O:

VicariousE 2012-03-03 12:46:19

Don't sweat the link. There's a lot of work I'd like to edit or forget entirely....
I'll put up something new this evening. I'm thinking of an unlisted track from a real early Deep Purple best of album... it's a classical cover, but I don't know what the score is. Maybe someone'll know it.

Viper 2012-03-03 13:49:10

oh okay
hmm cant wait to see what you put up
we did an okay cover of About A Girl and Molly's Lips but i only know where the About A Girl's video is.

i have 2 Deep Purple vinyls
woo O:
but its Deep Purple (1969) and Deep Purple In Rock
i was going to get Machine Head but i couldn't find a copy of it :/
i might know the song they're doing emphasis on MIGHT
i used to listen to classical music a lot a few years ago

VicariousE 2012-03-03 13:49:10

Hope I can find that tune that was close to Lalena....
At the auction near me, some poor zit faced kid and his friend was selling his albums. I picked two Iron Maidens and something else that was in better condition... asked him how much. We both stood there, quietly contemplating a good price when I reached 17$ in my head. ten or 20 seconds later (we were both kindly slow), he says 17$
We traded paper for vinyl and parted well. Psychic? Or something else.....

sandy25198 2012-03-03 14:54:56

lol XD....................so hows it goin? :)

VicariousE 2012-03-03 14:54:56

You PM'ed me! You don't know teh internutz works!
Lols
Tummy's done with the salami sammich, now to work.

sandy25198 2012-03-03 15:51:38

well it wasnt dats y ._.
tuna sammiches r better

VicariousE 2012-03-03 15:51:38

Now you're talkin'
Hellman's mayo and a can o' that shredded fishy-fish.
Oil packed though, otherwise it's a waste of $ and calories, then you have to add a little corn oil or something to make it not-dry.
Tuna melts all around :3

Viper 2012-03-03 15:56:30

oh that reminds me of when i was at an auction once...
me and my dad were there and we were bidding on two HUGE boxes of vinyls
there were a shit load of Deep Purple, Early Prog. Rock, 60s-70s Hard Rock, Led Zeppelin, and a bunch of other good stuff. it got to fucking $100 for both boxes. and my dad decided to stop bidding on them and i told him i was going to give him the money for both of the boxes but when he walked away the bidding ended and i missed out on getting all of those records D:

VicariousE 2012-03-03 15:56:30

The-at's a peat-ty... Must've been a while ago too. Milk crates right? Even at almost 200$ you would've made a profit.
The first record I ever bought at the auction was for 2$, a buck over the standard at the time. Cheech and Chong's Big Bambuu, with the "rolling paper" still in it. I don't think it was ever played.... Disk Get! 50xp

Viper 2012-03-03 18:16:30

yeah
yeah...oh well what're ya gonna do :/

hmm...i have no idea what the first record i got was...

VicariousE 2012-03-03 18:16:30

For me it was Disco Duck and... maybe a Sesame Street LP? I had a little portable plastic thingy I probably got from sis to play them on. Looking back, it's like medieval. Simple electric yahoos.

Destrayop 2012-03-03 19:19:22

I had a spinal injury once. *Flash Amnesia* The hell am I talking about? I had no spinal/neural issues. *Walks off looking for the nearest bus to Jamaica.*

VicariousE 2012-03-03 19:19:22

Heh, ya I had to work a lot as a kid, then "blue" collar as an adult. The shit-list grows...
You can take the big gray dog to Jamaica? I'm in. Wassa ticket run?

sandy25198 2012-03-03 19:44:39

ugh the oil pcked ones r gross the water packed ones are lighter and taste better
i knew a kid who's last name was Mayo.....he was a red head...

VicariousE 2012-03-03 19:44:39

My proper pussy cat agrees with you, but she only likes drinking the tuna juice
Eww, red mayonnaise? I'll take the cum colored one myself.

Destrayop 2012-03-03 19:53:41

You wish your nachos were as badass as mine, Vic.

VicariousE 2012-03-03 19:53:41

Wish I had the fuckin' guacamole to disagree with you! (My sis makes that)
Yes, but my is cheese is not-cho cheese... (AK-47 firing squad for bad pun)
Hot assed salsa, EASY on the cilantro (if at all), (hehehehehe) cumin...
I NEVER thought NG should or would need a cooking thread... put it right 'lo Politics. Smashing idea.

sandy25198 2012-03-03 20:47:29

his name is Vikkie! (well it is here)

VicariousE 2012-03-03 20:47:29

Duoh! Why you little... *runs after, trying to choke, wondering what I've been eating to get my skin so damn yellow*

Viper 2012-03-03 22:38:50

i have Disco Duck on a 45 rpm record O:

VicariousE 2012-03-03 22:38:50

The single, eh? And on the other side is Jungle Love?
It's sad to not have to check wikipedia on that...
45 LP's were pretty rare... although ...And Justice for All was; 2 record set as well.

sandy25198 2012-03-03 22:54:32

hahaha why r old ppl such jerks! XD

VicariousE 2012-03-03 22:54:32

w___oo__t :3 4 , meh<<dot>>

Viper 2012-03-03 23:09:59

actually no...
its Disco Duck on both sides

i got a box of them at a garage sale
it had a few Sonny and Cher, Styx, Bruce Springsteen, and a bunch of others.

VicariousE 2012-03-03 23:09:59

No Beach Boys or Zepplin? I got lottsa Doors... some are in the lean-to behind the summer kitchen. My pop's property is about 80 years old. And so is he.
It's very distressing living around someone, who doesn't have long to live.

sandy25198 2012-03-03 23:11:25

so...........why r u yellow?did someones spray tan backfire?? :)

VicariousE 2012-03-03 23:11:25

That's funny, but I got cooked the old fashioned way... teh outside wurld, mon.
"Dread man, truly dread. Dey say it come... from de ottuer side."
When I'm NoT indian red-light brown (even a little sunlight brings it out), yeah. it's puke lightened-banana looking.
Like a last stage bruise on a proper honky anglo saxaphony feller.

Destrayop 2012-03-03 23:40:16

Dude... Tickets to Jamaica on the bus just run 1 joint. You fly across oceans, Duuuuuuuuuuude.

VicariousE 2012-03-03 23:40:16

That's how my brother and I used to roll to LA on I 95... once way of course.
That route takes you past that huge windmill farm. The road is so well paved, you can eat Styrofoam breakfast of your steering wheel.. with a fork.
I fucking hate straight assed roads like that! Need scenery, points of reference, potholes to dodge, corners, bends and jumps for pity's sake..!
Wait wat? I'm making my way the only way I know how.....

sandy25198 2012-03-03 23:46:40

thats so stupid!!..........................u fly on eagles duuhh! they might seem smaller but thats only cuz they're flying rly high! o.o

VicariousE 2012-03-03 23:46:40

Bird is not the word! Unicorns floating on rainbows, silly.
I think some of that local weed got mixed in with your cigarettes...
Regular or menthol? (time to roll the doughn... cigarette)
Then I'm off for knowledge and/or a walk.

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